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marktheminx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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I would like to be certified, never having had the pleasure, and lets face it boys an girls it's all about the pleasure isn't it 
So please sarah, certify me, i dont mind a little pain, just dont leave any marks (visible that is), do i need to get mi kit off and stand behind that lovely screen again, do i, do i oohhh do i................................................................
So please sarah, certify me, i dont mind a little pain, just dont leave any marks (visible that is), do i need to get mi kit off and stand behind that lovely screen again, do i, do i oohhh do i................................................................
Quote by Sarah
Ok I've had far toooooooooooooooooooooo much to drink, so not reading 7 pages of this thread...................
Even been to see Elliot earlier in the chat room :shock:
So who is flirting and tarting in here tonight......................
I think we should redecorate in here, so off to get paint, brushes etc I want you all changed and ready to help paint the walls when I get back
and no drinks (hehehhehe)
Flirting and Tarting - did someone shout me...........................................................................
Ohh it's you sarah, hello an happy Birthday xXx
So here it is, the office party season is upon us, all those leary drunken office ladies throwing themselves at you! or the big boss asking you to dance and come an sit on his knee................................. 
Well it's the morning after the night before, and it's all just come flooding back too you :shock:
Fess up now.........................................and repent your sins, :twisted:
Let's hear em
Well it's the morning after the night before, and it's all just come flooding back too you :shock:
Fess up now.........................................and repent your sins, :twisted:
Let's hear em
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit so they say darn sarf,
best thing I ever bought her,
now I can watch all the TV i want too,
an not get disturbed.............................................................................................................................................................only for more batteries :shock:
Platignum Rabbit - Anne Summers does exactley what it says on the box :bounce:
best thing I ever bought her,
now I can watch all the TV i want too,
an not get disturbed.............................................................................................................................................................only for more batteries :shock:
Platignum Rabbit - Anne Summers does exactley what it says on the box :bounce:
Hi all,
Sorry this is late but i've just got my laptop back after nearly four weeks at the pc docs!
Many thanks for NWC for the munch, and for the alternative arrangements due to lack of afforementioned pc.
This was my first munch, and I couldn't stay long in the end so i didn't get to meet loads of people i wanted to
Thanks to Phire, Ricci79 and Feklar the four of us must have stood out like the munch virgins we were
Thanks to Sarah (Well Sexy) and Shireen (Lovely) but dont expect me on the chatroom just yet!
I didnt get a badge so most people didn't get to stare at my chest, unlike us four who were chest monitoring for some time :shock:
anyways, back online now, see ya soon :D
mTm
Sorry this is late but i've just got my laptop back after nearly four weeks at the pc docs!
Many thanks for NWC for the munch, and for the alternative arrangements due to lack of afforementioned pc.
This was my first munch, and I couldn't stay long in the end so i didn't get to meet loads of people i wanted to
Thanks to Phire, Ricci79 and Feklar the four of us must have stood out like the munch virgins we were
Thanks to Sarah (Well Sexy) and Shireen (Lovely) but dont expect me on the chatroom just yet!
I didnt get a badge so most people didn't get to stare at my chest, unlike us four who were chest monitoring for some time :shock:
anyways, back online now, see ya soon :D
mTm
Been on this site for quite a while now an for the first time tonight went for a proper wander..........................Feck me! :shock:
Swingers stories - me thinks il'e be reading a few more of them before bedtime
We have got some talent out there!
Whats your "Talent", or what would you like it to be ?
Swingers stories - me thinks il'e be reading a few more of them before bedtime
We have got some talent out there!
Whats your "Talent", or what would you like it to be ?
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Have you had that stuff, you KNow "Goldsclarger" or summink?? It has little bit of gold floating about it it?
Apprently your ment to cut your mouth a little bit and then do the shot, so the little gold bits get into your blood stream??? Weird eh, I have done the shots but mot the mouth cutting bits! Got me wasted!
Also Black deaths, all the 3 aftershocks mixed 2gether! Burghhh makes me feel ill no just thinking about it!
:shock: Shudder runs down spine..........
I never puked though, but I tell u wot makes me puke, Them bloody reef bottle things Yuck! Nasty cumin bk up! :shock:
Tried the new WKD red jobs last weekend...................interesting!
Also try with a heavy dose of anti hangover tabs......................nearly killed me
Mates had to carry me round Manchester an left me on the bridge at canal street
But I didn't puke either ha ha
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Have you had that stuff, you KNow "Goldsclarger" or summink?? It has little bit of gold floating about it it?
Apprently your ment to cut your mouth a little bit and then do the shot, so the little gold bits get into your blood stream??? Weird eh, I have done the shots but mot the mouth cutting bits! Got me wasted!
Also Black deaths, all the 3 aftershocks mixed 2gether! Burghhh makes me feel ill no just thinking about it!
:shock: Shudder runs down spine..........
Stockings, especially the wide hi vis shocking pinks or other flourescents, the sluttier the better, must be worn with FMS's :twisted:
Although i am also partial to a nice body stocking or sexy tights (without the..........gussety thing........bleurghh!!!). Nice to tear off........he he he :twisted:
excellent! top SH marks to both alex and Surarcube :shock: :P
Although i am also partial to a nice body stocking or sexy tights (without the..........gussety thing........bleurghh!!!). Nice to tear off........he he he :twisted:
excellent! top SH marks to both alex and Surarcube :shock: :P
I've heard of the "Toothing" thing before but never had the posh phone to do it........now i have im'e interested in how it's done, has anybody done it? or is it a wind up urban myth type thing, I find it quite amusing searching for other phones and what people call them but wouldn't know how to actually communicate with them............so if there's any techy's out there that know i'de be more than interested
I dont know either of you, but can I extend my best wishes and hope for a speedy recovery for Chief Moo, In many ways it shows that there is still some good in the human spirit out there, but sadly it also shows what a load of f****ing w******s people are, especially as you showed genuine concern, I myself have been in that position before, but luckily for me I gave them both a good kicking and something to think about in the future.
mTm xXx
mTm xXx
Quote by Darkfire
as a couple of you are aware, i am into dragon lore, i am having my first dragon tattoo done on saturday, then the following tattoo of, yes you guessed it a dragon on my right calf in a couple of weeks. now the discussion point is this, who out there likes dislikes tattoos, if you have them, what are the of, if you dont have one, what would you have done?
do you find them a turn on or a turn off?
Tatts, dragons and turn-ons.......yup, sounds like a good combination to me!
how about this one?? :twisted:
(sorry, I cant enlarge it any further - but it's actually really good when you can see all the detailing! - nice 'eye' too
)OMG I bet that hurt!
