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3 Dec 2009

Quote by mrs-cream123
:eeek: omg!!

yes.......................:cool:
That wasn't in reply to me looking at ur tadpole, was in reply to the thread wink

wink

you want my tadpole don't you................:karaoke:

3 Dec 2009

Quote by mrs-cream123
:eeek: omg!!

yes.......................:cool:

3 Dec 2009

Quote by jesster
I'd move up north and buy some pigeons.........:doh:

Havent you got a telephone lol

lol

I wonder if anyone else can see the irony in you being called jester........ blink

blink

3 Dec 2009

rubbish thread................. rolleyes

rolleyes

3 Dec 2009

I'd move up north and buy some pigeons.........:doh:

2 Dec 2009

what a funny thread..........
full of funny people..........:mrgreen:

2 Dec 2009

does he know its not just for xmas...................:giveup:

2 Dec 2009

Quote by jesster
areyou on broadband or dialup..................

What are you on? and i dont mean broadband or dial up :lol:
my chair........ duel

duel

2 Dec 2009

areyou on broadband or dialup.................. lol

lol

1 Dec 2009

give up my kebab.........
not a hope........ rolleyes

rolleyes

1 Dec 2009

Oh yeah I know Bergerac.......
He's a detective..........:doh:

1 Dec 2009

Quote by splendid_
my fringe froze and started slapping against my forehead. !!!

When it starts to slap your forehead it really is time to trim....... rolleyes

rolleyes

1 Dec 2009

Quote by deancannock
i say...some new red flowery shorts......some new jazzy flowery pants......lol

:bounce:
I know where you can get red flowery shorts and pants from :bounce:
wink

wink

lol...yea..thats where I got this pair from !!!!!
has dean been nicking Mals undies....... rolleyes

rolleyes

1 Dec 2009

its me.................:doh:

30 Nov 2009

I;ve just had an idea of how not to get charges......
Don't go overdrawn...............
Genius..............:doh:

30 Nov 2009

When you say SW France what exactly do you mean........... lol

lol

30 Nov 2009

Quote by Mr-Powers
not in interested in cock and fanny shots,just face pics!...no blind dates for us!

I would have thought them being blind stood you more chance of a meet.........:mrgreen:

30 Nov 2009

meaty and the muppets.........how apt.................:mrgreen:

29 Nov 2009

Quote by skippy411
A trip round town to check out skips usually brings in a few kilos of lead and copper.

Chav.....................:mrgreen:

29 Nov 2009

Quote by Witchy
buy her a pirates outfit..................:cool:

:dry:

innocent

29 Nov 2009

Quote by Bluefish2009
Your such an easy tart.

Yes but 'negotiable' sounds much nicer :wink:
I really love it when my wife acts "negotiable" :twisted:
I've never seen wife and negotiable in the same sentence before........ rolleyes

rolleyes

28 Nov 2009

buy her a pirates outfit..................:cool:

26 Nov 2009

Quote by Hrygl29
I lost 6lb at my first week at slimming world :bounce:

just be thankfull is wan't a tenner........:mrgreen:

25 Nov 2009

what sort of pond are we talking............ lol

lol

24 Nov 2009

have we solved it yet................... rolleyes

rolleyes

24 Nov 2009

I had a wet dream about someone in here........... lol

lol

24 Nov 2009

I can't be everywhere at once you know.................. rolleyes

rolleyes

24 Nov 2009

Quote by TheLovelyOne
whilst humans remain weak.......religion will remain strong...........:jagsatwork:

Are you actually Marx??
I see what you did there................. rolleyes

rolleyes

23 Nov 2009

I'm taking notes........... :twisted:

23 Nov 2009

Quote by splendid_
I take the weight on my elbows when in missionary.

shouldn't this be in the religion thread....... rolleyes

rolleyes