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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK
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I just came home to find my kitten screaming away at me in the car park sitting on a window ledge.....
We live in a fourth floor flat and the window was wide open!!!!!!
(den... grrrrrr!)
She is completely fine and has either jumped/fallen out- I don't know how she is alive, never mind the fact that she doesn't have a single scratch on her, but that's definately one of her 9 lives gone!!!!
I'm sure den left it open on purpose (he hates the beasties!)Mxx
We live in a fourth floor flat and the window was wide open!!!!!!
(den... grrrrrr!)
She is completely fine and has either jumped/fallen out- I don't know how she is alive, never mind the fact that she doesn't have a single scratch on her, but that's definately one of her 9 lives gone!!!!
I'm sure den left it open on purpose (he hates the beasties!)Mxx
Sex God
Firstly, do you bother?
Is it the usual, card, choccie, flowers, underwear?
Does anyone else think that the gifts available for guys are very poor?
I ask because I'm struggling with what else to get denboy......
I'm looking for a porno for starters, but last year I failed miserably when I got an anna spam one from ann summers, which was terrible!
Any suggestions?
m xx
Is it the usual, card, choccie, flowers, underwear?
Does anyone else think that the gifts available for guys are very poor?
I ask because I'm struggling with what else to get denboy......
I'm looking for a porno for starters, but last year I failed miserably when I got an anna spam one from ann summers, which was terrible!
Any suggestions?
m xx
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Quote by mazandden
rugby is a pile of crap, wait till the mighty Scotland football team next meet england!!!!
I mean compare the skill.
Rugby, grab the ball and bash into people.
Football, control the ball on your foot, use your feet to dribble past a man and use your feet to place it past the keeper.
no contest, rugby sucks!
Den grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
He hasn't a clue!
Rugby is far more of a skill, and how often do you see a rugby player rolling around the ground in agony when they break one of their manicured nails?
Rugby is a mans' game!
As for Johnny Wilkinson, I don't want to be a traitor...but he is VERY hot, especially in the flesh!
M xx
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To be honest, unless i was deeply in love with the girl and couldnt be with anyone else then i wouldnt go there. If that was the case, i would speak to my mate first.
it would prob annoy your mate and if its just for a shag then why would you do that?
unless your a shit friend, and a shallow, desperate wee w@nker???
it would prob annoy your mate and if its just for a shag then why would you do that?
unless your a shit friend, and a shallow, desperate wee w@nker???
Sex God
I have faaaaaar too many, but still adding to it!
I'm after a new one and had a look on ann summers the other day.
I like the look of the thruster, has anyone got one that would recommend it?
I love my rabbit, although if she hasn't tried one before, then maybe try the magic wand as you can adjust the settings more to 'get her used to it'
Why don't you both look online together to get an idea of what she might like?
Some sites do 'kits' which come with a selection of several different vibes,dildos,bullets,beads etc, that's always an option if she's still not sure what would tickle her fancy
Or it might be an idea to start off small, try a small bullet vibe, or one of the massagers so you could introduce it gradually.
while we're on the topic, has anyone tried the cone from ann summers?
WTF is it? what does it do? it's shaped like a party hat, and on the site is a video clip of it, where you see a granny taking her false teeth out, and it looks like it lights up- bizarre!
There were a few others that i might post links up to that i was perplexed by!!!
M xx
I'm after a new one and had a look on ann summers the other day.
I like the look of the thruster, has anyone got one that would recommend it?
I love my rabbit, although if she hasn't tried one before, then maybe try the magic wand as you can adjust the settings more to 'get her used to it'
Why don't you both look online together to get an idea of what she might like?
Some sites do 'kits' which come with a selection of several different vibes,dildos,bullets,beads etc, that's always an option if she's still not sure what would tickle her fancy
Or it might be an idea to start off small, try a small bullet vibe, or one of the massagers so you could introduce it gradually.
while we're on the topic, has anyone tried the cone from ann summers?
WTF is it? what does it do? it's shaped like a party hat, and on the site is a video clip of it, where you see a granny taking her false teeth out, and it looks like it lights up- bizarre!
There were a few others that i might post links up to that i was perplexed by!!!
M xx
Sex God
This is the same with me folks- I was a complete tom boy when I was younger!
I used to love running about playing football, climbing trees, flying about on my bike when I was wee, and now I'm always doing the DIY, fixing any machines in the house which may (or may not!) be broken. I love adventure sports, and sometimes i do feel a bit like a bloke....If I wasn't a physio I'd love to be a car mechanic or a surgeon, cos I love fixing things.
However, like most have said, I'm also a very girly girl, i like doing 'wifey' things, i love pink, I used to be a ballerina, i always wear skirts and I'm sure my head is full of sparkly glittery things, kittens, and blow jobs!
And I suppose burlesque is a pretty feminine thing to do!
In the book, 'why men don't listen and women can't read maps', they talk about how masculinity/femininity/ gay/straightness depends on how much testosterone/oestrogen you get when you're in the womb.... very interesting theory and I would definately say that most of the bi girls I know have some 'masculine' traits.....
hmmmmmm.......
I used to love running about playing football, climbing trees, flying about on my bike when I was wee, and now I'm always doing the DIY, fixing any machines in the house which may (or may not!) be broken. I love adventure sports, and sometimes i do feel a bit like a bloke....If I wasn't a physio I'd love to be a car mechanic or a surgeon, cos I love fixing things.
However, like most have said, I'm also a very girly girl, i like doing 'wifey' things, i love pink, I used to be a ballerina, i always wear skirts and I'm sure my head is full of sparkly glittery things, kittens, and blow jobs!
And I suppose burlesque is a pretty feminine thing to do!
In the book, 'why men don't listen and women can't read maps', they talk about how masculinity/femininity/ gay/straightness depends on how much testosterone/oestrogen you get when you're in the womb.... very interesting theory and I would definately say that most of the bi girls I know have some 'masculine' traits.....
hmmmmmm.......
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After having post viral fatigue from glandular fever, my sleeping has never been right, either sleeping non stop for 36 hrs or having total insomnia.
The worst part however is a horrible episode of 'sleep paralysis' (not sure if that's an actual term, but someone once told me that's what it sounded like.)
Anyway, when this happens to me, it's like my body is asleep, but my mind is only half way there, i imagine it to be a bit like a general anaesthetic not quite working.
I'm completely aware of my surroundings, although I'm part of the way to dreaming which is soo scary.
Most of the time I can hear what's going on around the room like the tv in tha background, but I'm also aware of things that aren't there, usually in the form of feeling like someone is standing over me.
That part usually scares me shitless, and it really feels like something is in the room, so I try to move to waken up but I can't.
It's then a real effort to move to waken myself up, and it really hurts- it feels like when you first start to move after sitting in one position for a while with pins n needles....
I still get it now, the most recent was i was part dreaming my boiler was about to explode, and i needed to get up to turn it off, and i also needed to tell den. I could feel his arm around me in the bed, but when i tried to nudge him or shout out to him i couldn't!
I know now when it's happening and that it's always ok when I eventually wake up, but it's still a scary feeling every time!
Has anyone else had this before??
M xx
The worst part however is a horrible episode of 'sleep paralysis' (not sure if that's an actual term, but someone once told me that's what it sounded like.)
Anyway, when this happens to me, it's like my body is asleep, but my mind is only half way there, i imagine it to be a bit like a general anaesthetic not quite working.
I'm completely aware of my surroundings, although I'm part of the way to dreaming which is soo scary.
Most of the time I can hear what's going on around the room like the tv in tha background, but I'm also aware of things that aren't there, usually in the form of feeling like someone is standing over me.
That part usually scares me shitless, and it really feels like something is in the room, so I try to move to waken up but I can't.
It's then a real effort to move to waken myself up, and it really hurts- it feels like when you first start to move after sitting in one position for a while with pins n needles....
I still get it now, the most recent was i was part dreaming my boiler was about to explode, and i needed to get up to turn it off, and i also needed to tell den. I could feel his arm around me in the bed, but when i tried to nudge him or shout out to him i couldn't!
I know now when it's happening and that it's always ok when I eventually wake up, but it's still a scary feeling every time!
Has anyone else had this before??
M xx
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Quote by Ukwineman
While we're on the subjuect, can I confess that I don't know the difference between'our' and'are'Sheddy finds this hilarious and has tried to explain it to me but to no avail :cry:
I have a vague recolection of a lesson on this at school but think I was more interested in whether I had any nail varnish to match a new outfit or something like that and so never leart it. Then because everyone else knew the difference between them I never liked to ask.
Please can someone explain it for me in a way that is understandable to blonde
Where areyou going?
This is ourhouse
does that help because if you ask me to explain the noun verb stuff you need someone else
That's cos of your accent hun!
you pronounce both those words the same- I pronounce our like 'hour' and are like the letter r, whereas you pronounce them both like the letter r so they both sound the same!
Our means belonging to, are is a description or a question......
Are you going to our house? ie question of where and description of where-is that what you are going to do, go to the place belonging to us?
Ha ha that made no sense! lol
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Quote by winchwench
Just wanted to add that I saw this in an ad a while back.
"Straight guy-but happy to be fucked/give oral to another guy & swallow his cum so long as he understands that I AM STRAIGHT" :shock:
D'ya reckon he could have been swimming in that river in Egypt perchance?
I know what you mean - but something a good friend asked me today (so I am gonna nick it) ....
How much of it is about sexuality and how much is just about being dirty or wanting to be dirty, feel dirty, get 'that' buzz?
:thumbup:
I can't help but think too that we are so over exposed to so much sex- and it's getting more & more hardcore & "deviant"- that we need to keep pushing our boundries in order to get that ever more elusive buzz.
:thumbup:
yup this is exactly the way I see it too!
M xx
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just keep searching Drew, im sure there are lots of ads out there that are specifically looking for a white guy who is VPE.
and i prefer the profiles that say quite a lot, means the people have put some effort into it, letting you know a bit about them, not just their "requirements"!
and i prefer the profiles that say quite a lot, means the people have put some effort into it, letting you know a bit about them, not just their "requirements"!
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Quote by earthchild
because his try was quite clearly NOT a try??????
I agree... am I forgiven?
will probably get shot down in flames for this
but i also agree it wasnt a try,
How could you be shot down in flames for that comment? The whole world can clearly see it wasnt a try, think the video ref maybe likes wee johnny as much as dirtygirlie does!!!!
