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melons

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19 Jul 2004

Mines a large one please Gilbert baby

19 Jul 2004

Well finally got to 100 - cannot believe that I had it in me to talk so much cack!!!
I must say I have learnt a lot in the last 100 messages, feel like a jedi knight, learning the tricks of the trade so to speak.
Loads and loads more to learn from you all - keep it coming !!!!
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19 Jul 2004

I am 74% corrupt

19 Jul 2004

I loved Scooby Doo.........

19 Jul 2004

Poor Steve.....
Everyone likes you.....
I cannot believe that you are shy, there is nothing to be shy about - we are all friends..
The best of friends wink

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19 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
One of the tasks is to get a great,big,huge,ugly spider and hold it in your mouth for at least 2 mins or so,
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Oh my god..... just thinking about it makes me feel sick....Ill have to sleep with the light on tonight.....
Im scared of creepy crawlies and that sort of thing .......

19 Jul 2004

I didnt get where I am today without liking Reggie Perrin.....

19 Jul 2004

Banana Milk Shake and a bath normally sorts me out - or if Im too hungover for a bath hiding in my bed normally works.

19 Jul 2004

Congrats... may the next 300 be as funny and entertaining as the last

19 Jul 2004

Poor you - painful...... bringing tears to my eyes thinking about it :therethere:

17 Jul 2004

This has made me feel all nostalgic... Love the 80's
Ra ra skirts ... I had one, a multicoloured one , which I thought was fab along with the leg warmers - thinking I was one of the kids from fame.... my only defense is that I was v young.

17 Jul 2004

Im a definate...looking forward to it.

16 Jul 2004

Ill keep you posted Gilbert
Roll on Monday .........

16 Jul 2004

im in a win win situation both ways.
As he may well put 2 and 2 together and something may happen... you never know....

16 Jul 2004

Big time Gilbert.....
I think I could have some fun there.... see how far I can wind him up... I think that going to work will be very pleasurable for a while

16 Jul 2004

BTW - Sorry about my spellings........lost without my spell check
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16 Jul 2004

I was locking the offices before and throwing the stragglers out, when I went into a colleagues office and caught him browsing the wonderful site that is Swinging Heaven, he looked rather embarassed and muttered something about he just came across it - likely story.
Cruely I didnt tell him that I knew about the wonderous site, and Im leaving him to panic , as he prob thinks I will tell someone in work - like hell I will......
Has anyone else ever caught anyone from work on this wonderful site.?

15 Jul 2004

It depends on who im with and what is bein gdone but normally I get soaking - that was only when my ex did it.......
so im holding auditions at the moment to see who can replace him lol!!!!!

15 Jul 2004

Hiya
Please can I come...A ann summers party with you lot will be an absolute scream
Also, if anyone else is going from Liverpool or surrounding areas I am more than willing to give them a lift - ill drive back as well.
Up to you just pm me.
Melon xxx

14 Jul 2004

Welcome to the best and funniest forum in the whole internet.
I have been here for a little while and I was VERY nervous to begin with but now - Im going to my first club on Fri ...and I have had several meets - im not the worlds smallest person if you know what I mean (think Dawn French).
I firmly believe that beauty is from within and that if you are enjoying yourself you attract others who believe that you are lovely and want to join with you - (or something like that)
Welcome anyway smile

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13 Jul 2004

Chocolate and sex now thats a combination ....both addictions serviced at once !!

13 Jul 2004

Congratulations that is fandabulous........ smile

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13 Jul 2004

I normally do mundane every day things on a day off.
But last Friday I took a day off and had a meet......so it felt wonderfull having the time of my life when everyone else was at work
Will have to do that more......

11 Jul 2004

I am going to my perfect fantasy location this year - going to Las Vegas and I am soooo excited....

8 Jul 2004

Quote by the_magik_s
Whats everyone doing for national dogging day?.

Is there any Celebrations worthy of a little drive happening?.
I reckon it would be rude not to really?.

You offering babe.......lol biggrin

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6 Jul 2004

Oh I see - I am going to go with my friend....naturally it would be rude not to......
Looking forward to it - just wanted advice on which to go to.
And anyway theres no embarassment about going to see boyzone, or getting viagra or buying pile cream - embarassment is not a word that I associate with .....(Not much!!!)
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6 Jul 2004

Welcome

6 Jul 2004

Hi
Has anyone ever had a shag at work. And if so did you ever get caught.

6 Jul 2004

No I havent.
Aw well. ill do a search on the internet and see what I can find.
Thanks a lot for the reply...

6 Jul 2004

Quote by the_tongue
Because you're all such beautiful people I thought I'd better make the % box look nicer and also give everyone extra. You now have a 300 limit on inbox and savebox and 150 on sentbox.
OK, real reason. Now the photo ads are on another server, we've got shit loads of spare capacity, so I thought, why the hell not ;)

omg im lucky to get 3 let alone 300 lol

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Same here

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