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mezagog
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 63
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Quote by Kiss
If the press really do want to understand and get a balanced idea about the swinging scene and SwingingHeaven...
Why don't you (the Admin) get them to produce a list of the type of questions they have and what they want to hear about. Then post the questions on the site, allowing a range of members to 'openly' give their views and comments. Then either:
A - just let them read it.
B - remove all the silly crap and send it to them.
This would deter people from:
1 - saying shit they shouldn't.
2 - gossiping a pile of crap.
3 - dishing the dirt for dosh.
4 - slipping up and saying wayyyyyyyyy too much in terms of personal details and sensitive information.
Thus:
- we would all know the purpose of the questions (transparency is a wonderful thing)
- we would all know what was being said.
- we could challenge any bollox before it hit the news stand.
- no nasty surprises.

I think this is the best idea(s) so far.
seconded :thumbup:
many ,many moons ago at the tender age of 17 ,I joined the Royal Marines.
One of the practical jokes that was done to recruits ( not me )was a classic.
firstly you would dry around the inside of a toilet then fasten a block of this chemical, I cant remember its name but its what they put in fire trucks to make foam. Anyway you then wait for someone to go into that cubicle then just as they flush, slip a mop handle through the door handle so they cant get out.. You would not believe how much foam a small block of this stuff can make! . It comes out under the door ,over the door closley followed by a fine example of a yeti lol trying to escape a blizzard
Quote by winchwench
Is this a guy thing then? Mr W likes everything neat & tidy in the trolley- to the point where I just have to shake things up a little.
He'dl be carrying a Regatta shopping bag & wearing a lightweight beige jacket if I let him rolleyes

no way !..I sling things in the trolley and try to pile things up on the check out 2 foot high
split bags, broken eggs , so what just let me outa there lol
70`s for me
remember going to see Queen at Newcastle university before the made it big , Elton John as support act to Bowie at the city hall, Dr Feelgood , Yes, then Rick wakeman ..........Oh those memories
now where is that box with the old records in
love it
just passed it on to a mate who works for an airline ,she`s going to take it in to work
Im pleased Im straight
I allways imagine if it was bent, every time I had a wank I`d shoot myself up the nose lol
for me its "Dick"
at least thats what my wife says to me all the time confused
this is enforced viewing in my house , due to outnumbering by females!
what Lionel Richie said was interesting though,he said that we .
Have to remember that these artists are at the start of their careers , we have to imagine where they will be in 20 or 30 years time,,,
does anyone really think they will be remembered in 3 years never mind 30 years.
Or am I just being too cynical
timewaster...=
35 mins
18 pm`s talking about what we want and enjoy
10 mins of silence .............
before you realize they are now trying to clean the keyboard and you wont hear from them again rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
there is new book out that poses questions about the sort of thing you never knew you needed to know until you saw the question, if you know what I mean confused
anyway, Ive no intention of buying the book so here are a couple of the questions it asks.
does anyone know the answer?
why dont penguines feet freeze?
does beheading hurt?
why is snot green?
why is the sky blue?
does your bum look smaller if you wear black?
these are all in the book
rolleyes

I nearly bought that book in Tesco last night on my way to work but I settled for a good murder mystery ( just the thing to keep me awake :shock: ) Maybe I'll get it and let you know the answers :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup:
having two of the little darlings under 8 with just a year between them . I can totally empathise with everything that has been said ,,,x2 ..
banghead
what allways get me is the fact they ask for "any advice or suggestions " .
so we have given a few ,
but the profile is still the same and,,,,,
nobody comes back to say thanks for the advice confused
dont watch porn at all really ,more a tactile person than a watcher if you know what I mean.
but personally the idea of condoms in porn movies makes me think that at least they are catching up with the times and being responsible in promoting safe sex.
there is new book out that poses questions about the sort of thing you never knew you needed to know until you saw the question, if you know what I mean confused
anyway, Ive no intention of buying the book so here are a couple of the questions it asks.
does anyone know the answer?
why dont penguines feet freeze?
does beheading hurt?
why is snot green?
why is the sky blue?
does your bum look smaller if you wear black?
these are all in the book
rolleyes
you can buy plug in neon footwell lights in various colours including red, blue ,white , green etc. If you put one under the seat (they come in pairs) it gives a nice glow , the other can also go under the seat or use its clip to secure it as a spot light on the dash somewhere.
The set I have are in ice blue and came from charlie browns for , halfords slso sell them but more expensive I think
have fun wink
Im confused, not hard I know, but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
your profile says married
the monty part of the profile gives no sexuality at all
the straight male has no name
the profile text says male 45 looking for...... as in single male?
your add is in couples looking for couples
I know you say you dont want to give your ID away but try to make it more clear about who you are and who / what your after
like they say you only get out what you put in
confused :? :?
I think the emergency services would rather come out to a "in good faith false alarm call " than end up with a tragedy
they have to put up with so many hoaxes and arson incidents these days
Quote by louise_and_joe
I think that ive seen someone i know on cam on the chatrooms, the only thing is i think its the husband of a woman that i know quite well. Of course i would never say anything to him or her but i think he has susssed it out because everytime i go in the same room he bolt .
:giggle:
Louise xx

if he reads this , he s going to know for sure that you know, that he knows ,that you know ,, oh, ffs. you know what I mean rolleyes
Quote by keeno
It's Friday and what we need is a light hearted thread that is one of those famous lists.
Please complete this not so well known phrase or saying
There are three things that are not easy to hide for long, the sun, the moon and........How kiss can find plausable answers to my stupid question so quick....
Quote by Kiss
Re:
The equal tempered scale has each note spaced such that the next highest note is the 12th root of two times the next lowest note in the scale. We take the octave and break it up into 12 equal multiplicative steps.
x12 = 2
x = is the multiplier between adjacent notes on the scale.
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Re: Non stick pans.
The teflon sticks to microscopic 'spikes' that are created by dropping liquid metal on the pan.
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Re: Cookies
Why does a cookie crumble? Using a laser beam to closely monitor the fault lines of cookies emerging from an oven, a doctoral student appears to have figured out how bakers can stop disappointing their customers by shipping crumbled ones.
The discovery, published in the Institute of Physics (IOP) journal Measurement Science and Technology, could result in the perfect cookie. See Saleem, Q.; Wildman, R. D.; Huntley J. M.; and Whitworth, M. B. 2003, "A novel application of speckle interferometry for the measurement of strain distributions in semi-sweet biscuits," Meas. Sci. Technol. 14, 2027-2033.
Customers who find crumbled cookies in their packages often blame mishandling by the manufacturer, the shipping company or workers who load supermarket shelves. But that's not what Qasim Saleem, a doctoral student in mechanical engineering, and his colleagues discovered when they applied the complex and exalted field of physics to the mundane matter of cookies.
Saleem and his colleagues closely monitored the surface of cookies as they cooled to room temperature. Using a laser beam, they followed the tiny deformations that evolve as the cookie picks up moisture around the rim, which causes it to expand, while losing mois-ture at the center, which causes it to contract. The resulting strains can pull the cookie apart, or leave it more vulnerable to breakage before purchase.
"We now have a greater understanding of why biscuits develop cracks shortly after being baked," Saleem said. He said the discovery should help cookie manufacturers adjust the humidity and temperature of their production lines to minimize cracking.
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And no I didn't know any of this, but I do now! I found it all on the tinternet! biggrin

Its not often Im gobsmacked but, kiss, way to go wink
Quote by adamreidless
ok a serious one
where would you find the" isles of langerhans "

Have you just promoted them? I thought they were only islets!
just call it poetic licence or something like that lol
anyway the answer is
in the pancreas
Quote by winchwench
OOOOh!
My first Shoogle question.....
On MSN now with my mate who is compiling a pub quiz & needs some questions.....
soooooo, any ideas?
A question about questions no less...! wink

ok a serious one
where would you find the" isles of langerhans "