had a young lad knock last week ,offering home improvement advice or double glazing !!!
thing was he had just knocked on our new double glazed door on our newly double glazed porch next to our newly double glazed front windows ,,we had the whole house done two months ago !!,, he never noticed till I pointed it out. His reply , "well our glazing is better than this"
no hope
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so does the bi fem have tio have a nice cock????????????????
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a bit less of the young,, Ill have you know I`m over 21
but all that hair ,, just gets in the way :silly:
are we taking bets on this ???????????
wow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
seen those knotty ash lesbians before ,,a bit wild with the tickle sticks
seen those knotty ash lesbians before ,,a bit wild with the tickle sticks
can you please translate that into a language that WH Smith sell a phrase book for ,, at least that way I`ll have a chance of understanding
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... if you look at the emoticons in my message, I was having a laugh - that's the way we do (used to do :!: ) things around here but as you've been a member longer than me and posted and joined in the forums far more than me, then you'd know that 
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