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mistress_sassy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Oooo staggy, you naughty, naughty man! You are so going to be in trouble when she reads this thread!
Sorry, you are too new dune, but stick around and get yourself known and maybe next time you'll get an invite.
woo hoo, another party at my apartment! When, just tell me when!
I'll let you know when I'm clearing out properly, we can have alcohol and a fashion parade.
Have a good time on your date hun.
Ooooo please do it in November on the date that didn't clash cos then I can come too!
I know, I know, Its not all about me! but please, pretty please.....................
Car stickers..... love em, have a few.
Amnesty International - Stop Violece Against Woman
Conservatives make me Sick!
Women make great leaders, you're follwing one!
A MCFC sticker
and finally my favourire, You say I'm a bitch like that's a bad thing!
Yep definately, no such thing as quiet when we're around! lol
Anyway we will be going to places that I know will have people in them, and anyway, its the company that makes the night out, and we'd all make anyone's night! biggrin
Ok, I am a cupids virgin, but I am considering coming to this now cos so many of you that I know will be there to hold my hand.
So, who's going to hold my hand and will it be odd to go as single fem? Answers on a postcard please..........
Helen, don't know what your plans are hun, but If I do come I may be able to drive you, I live in city centre not far from station so can come get you on way.
Thx for a great night night guys and gals.
Was great to meet those of you haven't met before (yeah even you Serps.....errm did I really just say that confused ) and catch up with old mates again.
OMG! I am an idiot!
Hmmmm, was sure I'd put my ame down, but, after trawling thorugh everey post....I haven't! So can I please add it now? Thanks helen hun xxxxx
Quote by Sarah
Sassy
Can I be on your list as well pelase with Kaz
Blonde, blue eyes here, but only a 38c, no one wants me, so off to sit in the corner :cry: lol

Of course you can Sarah, wink
Oh we have all three now, Kaz is a brunette, your a blonde and I'm a red head, but none of us meet the criteria! Nevermind, we can just have each other wink
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Hi,
Yes, I know there's more..! But what's your type from the list..?
I was just thinking about the types of women I'm attracted to and narrowed it down to hair (I'm sober-ish and not feeling horny tonight..!).
Redheads - as long as they've got freckles (not too many) and fairly pale skin....yes.!
Blondes - especially if they have that fresh Swedish sun kissed look....yum yum.
Brunettes - gotta be the olive skinned Latino smouldering look....sexy as fluck..!
Perhaps I'm hornier that I first thought.....let me in to LMU...... evil
Marcus..... cool

Take it I'm not on your list sad
brunette - green eyes, fair skin lol lol
I like them ALL ;) and all the ones in between ;)
Awww you can be on my list Kaz, wink
I agree, like 'em all too!
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Well even I have my weak points! And deciding what to wear is it! Maybe I should just wear nothing, that'll fix that problem. :twisted:
Anyway you, smackbottom stop ruining my image!
I am not a bully, just a good Domme, lol I can't help it if other girls always do what I tell them! (first freckles putting her name down for blue's birthday and now you for this.)
Hmmm bet the boys wish they had this talent! Well I'm not sharing, nooo, this is too much fun! :twisted:
Wanders off, thinking about new orders to give some more of the lovely women here, and wondering it will work on the boys too.................
You wouldn't really send one of us girls down to the cellar would you? (flutters eyelashes)
We were just getting al nice and relaxed in the jacuzzi, and we promise to be very nice to you as a thanks you, now hurry along were nearly out of wine.
Sarah hun, pass that bottle over, who's for more wine then?
Boys....are you still here? though you were going for wine?
Hmmm sorting out??????
No probs hun, you can have my yellow pages anytime! kiss
Ps Happy Birthday! (for tomorrrow?)
Hmmmm revolution is failing! Maybe I'll just learn to share with the boys instead and find another way to release the stress.
Move over in the jacuzzi I'm coming in, and who wants to give me a nice massage afterwards?
Ooo good luck plotting Angel!
My weekend......
Fri - working (an unwelcome return to the bars for the night as short staffed, won't get to play in chatroom and will have to be on my feet all night!) Grrrrrrr
Sat - am sleeping, recovering from last night
- pm - shopping, lunch, tarting on here
- eve - going to a club, for Sugarspice wedding anniversary (congrats huni)
Sun - recovering, and later meeting a mate to knock some sense into them!, aka drinks and heart to heart!
Oooo, and Monday, day off - Alton Towers!!!
Oi Fred, some of us noticed! :twisted: We're just letting them settled in first!
Welcome to SH, have fun! wave
Thats cos this isn't an undercover operation (although I'm good at those.... lol ) this is a revolution, a coup, a takeover!
Opened up a bit early today didn't you sarge!
Well sod you boys, I'm breaking your rules and taking over this space for the girls, I mean why get our own when we can have yours!
Opening a bottle of wine and seetling in for weekend, come on girls who's going to join me?
Quote by Marcuso
I could try charming the infamous red shorts off you instead I guess, but not sure If even I'm that good........ lol

He He He!!!!
Now that sounds like a DEFINITE challenge :twisted: :twisted:
You think you're up to it then? biggrin lol
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No problem! Bring it on! lol
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Not forgetting the cooker and the crop!
Staggy/Rose like the new signature btw! See I notoce these things!
<<<<<<<<< Hmmm and none of my mates have noticed my new avatar! Useless bunch!