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mollman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Burnley

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Quote by NaughtyHubby
I have been in a few non swing related clubs and societies over the years and have finally realised what SH is missing
a club mascot dunno
I'm looking for nominations and vote on who should become the club mascot .... now come on dont be shy
I will take my life in my hands an nominate Julie1964 for the position. rotflmao
so come on folks roll up roll up and cast your vote or pick a new candidate
voting ends 12 November
lol

I second the nomination for Julie1964 to be a club mascot :taz: as she is sooo small you could put her in a little case all of her own!!!!!!!!!! :evil2: :giggle: :evil2:
Hi there again sugs i have had a word with she who must be obeyed worship :worship: and we can make that night as the lovely Bustylady hump passionkiss :hump:
Has decreed by her infante wisdom that we are free that night........ so can you please put us BOTH down for the get together
Love mollers & Bustylady xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi sugarspice huns kiss can you put me and bustylady down as a maybe for now while i have a word with she who must be obeyed worship :worship: ( and yes i do mean you bustylady passionkiss hump sillyassionkiss: )
Thanks for now you sexy sweety TALL LADY :kiss: :kiss:
Love the ugly old mollers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by polly40
Swinging was a term made up to acknowledge those who "wife swap" - two couples who swap partners for extra-marital pleasure and to fulfil sexual fantasy. That is absolute fact.
All i'm saying, and this is ALL i'm saying, is that the term "Swingers", applies to couples who wife swap. That is what its always been. Thats the fact!
Hang on a mo!!!!! if wife swap comes into it that means us couples who are not married aren't swnigers either!!!
God I am so confused -- -Anyone want a shag???? :P

Well i agree Polly if wife swap does come into it then maybe it does mean us couples who are not married aren't swingers either!! :silly:
And as for the offer of a shag???....... well will we be ok to have a shag, and, yet still swing when we go to a club or whatever :evil2: or will we just be some sort of perverts?? dunno
But sod what 3some think :censored: we will just enjoy ourseleves, cause, i call what we do swinging wether we are meeting single females or single males at the clubs or where ever we are enjoying this lifestyle that i love and i know you do to hump :hump:
Quote by Dino
Debs mate, we saved a tree biggrin :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

YEAH but dino next time pweeese dont tie the ropes soo tight :sticky: duel :rascal:
Love Mollers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Dino
shame about the lil uns :cry: but nice to here that not all the trees went.
Do me a lil favour tho mollie, look after the older tree, then all will be able to enjoy her in the future yeh :thumbup: wink

Hey dino anytime me old mucker i love trees and all that but i just want to have little area to chill out in the summer so i can top up my tan and maybe get a nice body for once, without any trees rotflmao
thankyou for reminding me about this post duel .
Love Mollers XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Quote by Dino
Dug up this old thread and wondered what ever happened to the silver birch, if your online mollman, can you give us an update please biggrin
Thanks, Dino. :D

Hi there just to let you know that the two smaller trees have now gone :moon: but the older and maybe much wiser tree is still there ( a few branches short... as we had sooo much trouble getting Debz4u and Dino off the bloody tree rolleyes that we had to remove said branches ) but at least no one was hurt :therethere: anyway everything is back to normal or as near normal as you can get in mollmans world :evil2:
so there you are there is the update on the silver birch dilema that i had...............thanks to all your help on this.
love mollers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETY! ! !
Enjoy what is left of your day and don't forget to pick up your BUS PASS when you are out tonight poke bolt
Love you really worship :crazy:
Love mollers xxxxxxxxxx
Quote by sugarspice-nw
25 years Mollman and your not coming lol (its Julie btw) Busty you can he can babysit lol

Well in 25 Yrs time julie we wont need a babysitter :dry: ( but then again we might need a home help for you!!!!!!!!!! poke )
And just to let you know that i was not well lastnight when i got on the swing but it will be your turn next time, mind you do munchkins have swing's under the mushrooms these days :evil2: :giggle: :swingingchair:
Love you really..............NOT!!
Love mollers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :smoke:
Thanks very much for an excellent night - biggrin :D :D When's the next one??? lol
Was great to meet new people and to see the one's we know again.
Bustys head is a little sore mad serves her right, hehehe.
Thanks again and many congratulations
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mollers and Busty lol
Quote by polly40
Just to confirm I have the night off work, so I will be there! biggrin
Mollers, after you're cheek the other night......be afraid, be very afraid! :twisted:
Sugs hun, can you pm directions, I think I remember them, but just in case. At least this time I won't drive up and down the same road 6 times! lol
Oooo Congratulations and Happy Anniversary too, btw!

Ooooo looks like some lovely, sweet, ladies just can't take a bit of leg pulling rolleyes ...... ah well at least i might have the lovely and very very sexy Busty to help me out
here worship :worship:
P.S. Busty Don't forget who is taking you on sat sweety huns passionkiss innocent
Dear Mollers - As much as I love you, I'm really not sure if I will be able to help you out - :roll: You have been very cheeky to some nice people including the Lady of the hour. I promise I won't let them hurt you but then again I might just bring my crop evil
PS - Don't forget who can get you evicted off the list -AGAIN - Darling :lol: :happy: smackbottom
PPS looking forward to Saturday Sugs, :smile2: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dear Sweet and lovely Polly40
Well what can i say to that only these three little words......................................... BRING IT ON !!!!!!!
As i will report you to a certain little person ( and i don't mean julie :rascal: ) and you will no longer recive any hugs and kisses!!! flipa :flipa: poke sillyoke:
Love Your Dear Sweet OH SOOOO DEAD EX Lover xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mollman A.K.A. Mumman :roll:
Quote by mistress_sassy
Just to confirm I have the night off work, so I will be there! biggrin
Mollers, after you're cheek the other night......be afraid, be very afraid! :twisted:
Sugs hun, can you pm directions, I think I remember them, but just in case. At least this time I won't drive up and down the same road 6 times! lol
Oooo Congratulations and Happy Anniversary too, btw!

Ooooo looks like some lovely, sweet, ladies just can't take a bit of leg pulling rolleyes ...... ah well at least i might have the lovely and very very sexy Busty to help me out here worship :worship:
P.S. Busty Don't forget who is taking you on sat sweety huns passionkiss innocent
Quote by stoke-cpl
Anymore cples or fem's intrested in comeing along helping us to have a blast of a nite. And it going to be a scream with wot club owners got lined up for me n pete pmsl they had to tell me so i could get stuff so if you want to know more to those on list well lets just say bring ya camrea's. And to anyone else who puts there names down you wont be disapointed so hope to see regs there and more new ones too. Thanks to all that posted and to the ones that wished us congrat's too.
Sugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Please no more single guy's we have a reserve list so to those who didnt get on this one we will let you know if any drop out.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: P.S Oh by the way mr stokecpl be very very very very afraid rotflmao lmto pmsl ner ner :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: pps mr stoke cpl forget to say that el and sam cant wait to meet you babe.s smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: And last but not least thanks again mrs stoke cpl for saying you will help us babes me n lisa owe's you big style hehehehehe passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Due to unforseen circumstances stoke-cpl will NOT be attending the silver wedding party of shaz and pete.
Instead we will be on the next plane out of the country pmsl wave :wave: :wave: :wave:
Oi stoke-cpl you can't leave sugarspice to us poor souls please do not leave the country xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S. sugarspice only kidding honest worship :worship: :whistling: bolt
Hi Vicky xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
We were just wondering if you had heard anything more about the lovely Muttley's as we have not seen them around since the begining of this month confused :upset:
But like we said earlier redface that when you do speak to them pass on our love and tell them to get back on here ASAP poke
Love Mollman & Polly40
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P.S. See you soon as well huns kiss :kiss:
Well just two more get ups left to go roll on saturday :bounce: :thumbup: :evil2:
Look out Alton towers here we come !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :silly: :laughabove: :giggle: :bounce:
Quote by djcouple
Well it is getting close to the big day now so as for ppl who are DEFO coming up to now:
Mollman & Polly 40 :bounce: :bounce:
PLC :bounce: :bounce:
Steveg & Blonde ( as far as i know dunno ) :bounce: :bounce:
Djcouple ( again as far as i know :dunno: ) :bounce: :bounce:
Debz4u ( again as far as i know :dunno: ) :bounce: :bounce:
The last three above have not told me for sure that they are coming rolleyes :roll: but if you are PLEASE LET either me know or PLC.
And just one last thing may i just say a very big thankyou for all the help from the GREAT and very helpfull PLC worship :worship: :worship: :worship: .......AND also passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: For Mrs PLC for just being Mrs PLC :passionkiss:

Come on m8ty what do you think we said we where going smile
Sorry you guys it was one of those days again yesterday :doh: banghead loon......... See you both there :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Hi NWC can you put me and Polly40 down on the list pretty please? kiss from me and a passionkiss from Polly40 if you say yes!!
Quote by jesster
Sorry mollman, and all the others going sad
But ive just found out since getting in from work that a prior cancelled engagement has just been un - cancelled! Even though i'll be up that way i dont think i will be able to make it for definate. So i'd better say no :(
Hopefully i will get to meet some of you on here at another time smile

Thankyou for letting me know sorry you cannot make it :cry:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Try this one!

Cannon & Ball try a new way to get back on British Telly through the new Channel 5 version of X Factor. :eeek:
Well it is getting close to the big day now so as for ppl who are DEFO coming up to now:
Mollman & Polly 40 :bounce: :bounce:
PLC :bounce: :bounce:
Steveg & Blonde ( as far as i know dunno ) :bounce: :bounce:
Djcouple woohoo :bounce: :bounce:
Debz4u ( again as far as i know :dunno: ) :bounce: :bounce:
And just one last thing may i just say a very big thankyou for all the help from the GREAT and very helpfull PLC worship :worship: :worship: :worship: .......AND also passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: For Mrs PLC for just being Mrs PLC :passionkiss:
yea please old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we have a "bogof" ticket and if poss, can we have a 7 quid one as well ( muchous scroungious) innocent if we can oh great one worship
love old mollman & even older Polly40
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That is sooo good to hear Vicky when you talk to them next, give them mine & Polly40's love and best wishes and tell them to get there arses back in the chatroom ASAP :rascal:
Love Mollman & Polly40
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Hello there i have finally got some details from the theme park :bounce:
All i need now is a final tally of those who can deffo come along we need to get at least ten or so then we can get a reduction ( of only a few quid) ...... but those that know me will know how much of a tight arse i'am :rascal:........ anyway all i want to know is who wants to come along by pm please redface then we can finally get round to booking this day out rolleyes .................
Love Mollman.
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Quote by KitKat
A deep thinking psychologist may well expound that friendships formed on the internet could indeed be classified as the adult form of the imaginary friend, based as they are upon our 3 dimesional imaginations of an individual formed from the two dimension world of the computer screen, allowing us the freedom to mould the person into an image that suits us and avoid reality challenging and possibly tarnishing that image.
Fucking good job there are no deep thinking psychologists on here! :thumbup:
lhk
Kat

Could this be how Postie may end up after M2PU gets back from being AWOL???? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And in answer to the question of having an imaginary friend yes i did and it was a certain mechanical dog from a certain science fiction program, i had him with me for ages as a child :gagged: loon :loon:........but i was only a icklie boy at the time, in my defence innocent
Quote by polly40
Dear Sugarspice
Please would you add Mollman and I to the list. It will be lovely to come and party with you, as you know I am quiet and shy so promise to behave. :twisted:
Likes hellers i'll behave lol
Shove us on list please chuck
Bustylady40 and him
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Oi Polly what you mean you quiet not when you are with me you ain't :sleeping: hump....AND whats this Bustylady40 AND HIM BIT :fuckinghell:
Boy am i soooo dead now!!! :scared: bolt :smitten:
Hi there steve.
Sooo sorry to let you all down but me and Polly40 will not be able to make it this week :cry: :cry: we will be coming again soon though... as the last one was such a great night.
Sorry to let you down love Mollman & Polly40
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P.S. the Kisses are from Polly40 not me :grin:
we are coming along plc :bounce: :bounce:
Love Polly40 & mollman xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (kisses from polly40 of course)
Quote by wild rose and the stag
can we come toooooo pleeeeeease ,

Of course you can come along be great to have you along!!! lol