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mollman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Burnley

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mine came free courtesy of a mate who sold his pc, but forgot to put the web cam with it smackbottom so my new one is a creative pro, but no mic and i got the driver for it from the creative site.
But i do not know what fps it is, but it does the job pretty well when needed and for what i use it for :smoke: innocent
hob nobs, hob nobs :bounce:
bourbons ( with the centre bitten out ) and fox's ginger creams also with the cream bitten out.......in coffee of course, no point spoiling a nice cup of tea smackbottom
reminds me of me when i did both my feet and ankles in at a factory and still managed to walk ( albiet supported by 2 work mates to get out of the way) but it feckin hurt like hell and i spent a couple of months in hospital.....
home made bread and butter pudding mmmmm
apple crumble with hot custard, rice pudding with strawberry jam, sticky toffee pudding, chocolate sponge........and yet i am still only 9 1/2 stone :mrgreen: now how good is that bolt sorry all you who are trying to lose weight, on the weight loss post...... :therethere:
hi polo lady pity you are not from the good old north west as i am looking for a partner to go to the clubs in the northwest cool to go to clubs with and enjoy the company of other peeps.... i am a 34 year old single fella who just wants to relax and have the good times in life so if anyone is in the good old northwest is out there be it single females, or couples who would like to be looked after.........and are up for a nice time then by all means pm me and let us have a laugh together...sorry to hijack your thread polo lady smackbottom smackbottom bolt i may be quiet at first but not alway :shock: take care polo lady i hope you find what you are looking for :yinyang: love mollman :taz:
i would ask elvis if he wanted another pill with that burger? and if he could at least finish one song live!!! without huh huh huh instead of the actual bloody proper words to the song :karaoke:
and i would ask princess diana if she fancied taking the metropolian instead of the car to the airport? :undecided: :gagged: smackbottom
how dare you say that about voyager 7 of 9 was the only good thing to come out of that series :borg: ........oooooo that costume how the hell jeri ryan got into that i will never know ( mind you i would like to have seen her do it ) :mrgreen: smackbottom bolt
oh and what about stigmata ( i think thats how you spell it dunno )
dusk till dawn.
did i mention highlander??? duel :thumbup:
the great escape, highlander, life of brian, pulp fiction, seven, the green mile or any bond film with sean connery in them ( except never say never again rolleyes he soo should have said never again before that film).........
banghead
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well if i saw you hitch hiking jess there would be sooo much rubber burning on the road it could start a fire :twisted: sillyhwoar:
redface time for me to go me thinks? bolt
i use rac route planner:
and then i get lost with all the A & B roads it gives you dunno
like red stilletto says 'chat to lots of people on the side roads' "excuse me but where's......." or "excuse me but how do you get to.........?" it is always good for me redface :giveup:
pretty good not bad but try this i was sent by text today off a female freind:
Girls reaction to penis sizes:
9" oh shit pain!!!
8" oh yes yum!!
7" ohhhh perfeck!!
6" ohmm, ok.
5" push more will you!!
4" is it in?
3" oh FFS USE YOUR TONGUE WILL YOU !! :P :P
i pissed myself at this rotflmao
it just has to be queen love of my life the live version ( well any live version ) where freddie worship worship
sings the first few words and the crowd takes over.... and all you can hear is the crowd and brian may worship worship worship on accoustic 12 string guitar.........ah how i wish icould have seen them all in concert :upset: .......it sends a shiver down my spine everytime and the way the album (remember those things confused ) goes into BO RAP just sooooo execelent :thumbup:not that iam biased or anything being a life long ardent queen fan :bounce:
nooooooooo just thank god for valium prescriptions as when you did pass the driving instructor must have been on a double dose that day :crazy: :gagged: :love:
i hope you have many happy days with your new car just let the rest of us know when you will be out and about bolt
oops did i say late december just looked at my own reply and my avatar late december....... more like late january banghead :doh: god been one of those days :silly: time for a lie down in a dark room :giveup:
hi i am a newbie to. i am single 34 and looking to meet new and interesting people and i am not a biker i do like looking at em but just don't feel safe on them dunno (maybe i am a coward but....) anyway you all seem a nice and freindly lot.......i have been a member of your lovely site since late december ( so not entierly a newbie :doh: ) anyway i hope to have many a good laugh and giggle on here bye for now.
love mollman :taz:
well i think that they are just wasting yours and there time if they do not want to meet up again i mean, not just to shag or anything maybe to have a natter or whatever.
But personally i like to chat to the person or people first and see if there is anything that we have in common, like say music or films, you know something to chat about in between the fun. That is if they have something that you find attractive, in them and if they cannot be bothered to get back to you and at least say " well we had fun....but sorry i don't want to meet again and spoil what we had" then sorry they are just not worth bothering about.......so don't give up keep going and maybe you will find someone who at least you find is good to get on with and have fun finding them after all that is why we are all here just have a good time getting to know one another is it not? cool
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well congratulations marcuso from me lol
i hope they do not keep you up to late tonight tho :sleeping: :bounce:
love the mollman :taz:
i love queen, quo, u2 (older stuff) elton john, franz ferdinand, iron maidem, meatloaf, anything to do with the rat pack and swing music rolleyes wink and anything except that bloody eimenem mad mad
it is a bloody good film but i only caught it last night by accident as i had a mate round last night and we were having a few beers drinkies and watching the life of brian on dvd.... but we did mannage to watch at least some of it and the first time i ever saw it i was at school and we watched it during a double period of english and we watched it during our dinner break......ah happy days.....a few of the other teachers were watching it to and that was at a good catholic school an all :eeek:
i know i have not met onlyher yet but i would just like to say that iwas in hospital for about 2 month or so surpriseduch: with both my feet broken into bits and i know how horrible it is to spend any time in hospital laid up in bed with nothing to do and that i hope you all get well soon.
love mollman :taz:
a nice southern wirral accent or a nice mancs/lancs accent does it for me
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the worst concert for me was the mighty QUO with t'pau as the first act carol decker was soooooo bad that she tried to blame the lack of her reaching the high notes on "china her in her hand" down to the fact that she had just got over the flu and had flown in from germany espcially for us to see her and not QUO in concert....well i' am sure you all can imagine how that went down in the MEN arena with a good few thousand hard core QUO fans in the place, they were nearly calling for the death penalty to come back. mad
But by far the best concert i have ever been to was the "freddie mercury tribute concert" at the old wembly stadium (even though i nearly did not get in but that is another story) that was the first time that i have seen grown men of a good age coming out of a concert crying there eyes out the atmosphere was sooooooo electric
worship worship worship and i will never ever forget that day for all my years on this planet :yinyang:
And the first concert i ever went to was the madonna "whos that girl tour" at leeds where she threw her knickers out to the crowd ( but i was to far away to catch them sad ) and that concert got me so hooked on seeing live bands that the year after i went to see iron maiden at the N.E.C. so i just thought i would put my little five pence in to the discusion.
bye for now love mollman :taz:
no sorry lilac gem but us men can tell between a " loose" woman and a "tight" woman as in a woman who does her pelivic floor exercises and one who just does not look after her vagina..........just like you girls can tell if us guys can hold out till the end or just shag and go hump but i like to enjoy my time with the woman, and make her feel sooooooo special cool and not just feck her brains out but i love to make her feel special which is what she is, not just a feck but my freind as well as maybe my lover...........i know this sounds sooooooo false but i love to make the female part of my life evenif it is only for the evening we are together or how ever long we are together, that to me is soooooooo more important than sex just to see the smile on her face that we are freinds....maybe i am sounding old fashioned but hey thats me 34 going on 68 lol. :therethere: :cheers:
:therethere: hump blast passionkiss :love:
bye again love mollman :taz:
Just Brilliant! u deserve to earn an income! worship
love mollman :taz: