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mollman1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Lancashire

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Quote by bustylady40
I've often wondered why do nipples become erect at the most inopportune moments?

Such as?....... rolleyes
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Questions like
I live near a canal with lots of locks, so where does all the water at the top end of the canal come from and where does it go when it gets to the bottom? dunno

For those that don’t know!
Canals are manmade waterways, ones with locks go uphill the locks are there to keep the water in to assist in navigation up stream. The water is tidal if the locks were not there the water would flow out on the low tide and halt the navigation process up stream until high tide.
Ah but how do you get down hill then??
Well something like that!
How clever am I? lol
Am I still a dimwit?
:lol:
I have one that also puzzles me why does buttered toast always lands butter side down when you drop it? :huh:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
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I have a better one what came first the chicken or the egg?? blink That keeps me awake for hours that one...

The egg
Mcdonalds do a sausage and egg mcmuffin from about 5am till am, but i don't think you can get chicken nuggets or a chicken burger till after wink
B****** smackbottom :kick: :fuckinghell: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by bouncy332
Aye thats a good one to which the answer may be, that the water might be in some continuous circle being pumped under ground by the little umpa lumpa's from the chocolate factory dunno
BUT....
I have a better one what came first the chicken or the egg?? blink That keeps me awake for hours that one...

egg obviously
Mmmm but how did the egg get there?? Or are the chicken's tiny tiny dinosaurs!!
Aye thats a good one to which the answer may be, that the water might be in some continuous circle being pumped under ground by the little umpa lumpa's from the chocolate factory dunno (that was in answer to meaty's first question btw redface )
BUT....
I have a better one what came first the chicken or the egg?? blink That keeps me awake for hours that one...
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Go on i dare you!! OR should i say WE DARE you to give us a sneak preview on Saturday!! sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :evil2: :evil2: innocent

No problem, I will bring you a photo wink
Well i am still waiting on that photo of that lovely BIT :twisted: of material on you!!! worship :whistling:
Excellent night, thanks to you both for organising it.
Excellent DJ, Busty is still whinging about a certain persons rendition of "Angels" lol
As usual, brill to meet old and new.
Here's to the next one.
xxxxxxxx from Busty.
Quote by blonde
So are the tramps on bikes or on foot?

If they are naked and on bikes ......... wont they end up with sore bits? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Now aint that a shock to find you in ere??? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Bbw4umen
Wooo hoooo
I can't sleep it's like xmas eve as a kid
:happy:

Now thats another LADY to add to to me snog list!!! innocent worship
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

I thought you were called sticky cause you NEARLY always wear rubber or pvc :evil2: :evil2:

Just wait till you see the latest stuff I got, a leather corset (veryyyy sexy) and a PVC dress with all sorts of chains and holes in it :twisted: Just cant risk wearing them in public rolleyes
Go on i dare you!! OR should i say WE DARE you to give us a sneak preview on Saturday!! sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :evil2: :evil2: innocent
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
And Ghostman, I hope this does not disapoint, but my name is Naughty Wigan Couple, not sticky lol

That could be arranged ya know :P
Shhussshhh, I dont want everyone to know, wink
I thought you were called sticky cause you NEARLY always wear rubber or pvc :evil2: :evil2:
Still not got my costume sorted.......just don't know what to wear!! :twisted: :twisted: biggrin
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mollers, you are on the detention list, so dont be naughty or you just might regret it :twisted:

Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!! as if you dare! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just asking but which list am i on please me ickle sugar lump?? sillyhwoar: poke innocent bolt
Quote by bouncy332
wow mrs bonedigger u go hunny its fab fun had a dalience with it myself about 10 years ago for a fat bird mag was great fun fab to drop into convo that i'm a bbw porn star lol ok ok star is streatching the truth to the absolute limit but great fun all the same
is fun openin the mag now n seein pics of the youthfull bbw me b even more fun when i'm 70 rotflmao
would love to see them if you ever feel like sharing hunny sillyhwoar: :rascal: innocent
hope u have ooooodles of fun :thumbup:

Sorry........ what a lovely sight that would be an all, I' am sure :twisted:
BTW pm box is
<<<<< just in case you forget!! :evil2: bolt
Love mollers xxxxxx
Quote by bouncy332
absolutly none i'm affraid just don't check out my cd collection it gets worse much much worse :giveup:

I hope there is plenty of The Boys in there worship :thumbup:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Now what can I find for you to do for the next four months :twisted:

Mmmmm i'am sure you can think of something!! :jagsatwork: blink :grin:
There is only one cover for me....
Stairway To Heaven by The Great Rolf Harris worship :worship:
bolt
Why can't the women do the cooking of the bacon butties naked, and us men hold the score cards?? sillyhwoar: :huh: innocent bolt
Pogo Stick....especially when ladies are on em :twisted:
Speedo's
Or
Swim Shorts?
Radio 2 mainly when i am at home cool and now and again when in the shower in the evening either Arrow Rock or Century FM if, i am behind Busty in the shower :evil2:
Quote by Bbw4umen

It tastes nicer with cream on... and I just happen to have some handy wink

Only if it's fresh :twisted:
Straight from the source!
:lickface:
Room service!!! redface :twisted: :twisted: innocent
I am always scared of knock backs.... i am not the tart in real life that i am on here :gagged: :gagged:
Sorry NWC but Busty says she will not be coming...........
Naked!!
Soooo it will just have to be me and my arse naked!!! blink innocent
Dont worry you wont have to keep the hat in the box forever!!