Quote by devondelight
I used to know an army combat trainer who used to creep up on me and then wrestle with me ... used to struggle like hell to get out but it was hopeless he was way too strong .. he never hurt me though ... used to end up pissing myself laughing at him but then ........ OMG .... :P
it was amazing
ops: :P :P
DD
Quote by doctor69
nice message...
I sent her a few txt's telling her what we are going to do tonight.
I said how about you give me a blow job while we watch some porn, this will get her going but not enough to cum, then she can have a play with her toys for a bit and keep stopping when she feels the urge, ( this way she has control )
Then i can enter her from behind and play with her clit and we can both cum.
She replied, why don't i just play with myself whilst you are tied to the bed, if you are lucky i will remove your blind so you can see the porn, i may even suck your cock - but then again i may just sit on your face when im about to cum then go downstairs and tidy up!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I've been to lap dancing clubs b4 but i would never pay to have some women wave her arse in my facetho i'm happy to watch her do it to others
Quote by Emily
generally yes, but it depends a *lot* on the club. there are some clubs I wouldn't go near on my own, or even with other girls. But most of the nice ones are very girl-friendlythere are also places that have girls-only/lesbian nights
Quote by dambuster
. . . . locked up in a cell and have corgie pooh thrown at you until the queen got bored....fancy that?
Quote by berksbex
On that balcony at Buckingham Palace....bent over it preferably! And with two well hung stable lads with their britches round their ankles. :rascal:
Now that would be momentous.
Quote by dambuster
I shall be trying my luck again later but i think i've got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag than getting anything tonite :cry:
:P Quote by SXBOY
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'
Just curious......... 
