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mrdj40
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
UK

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Ive just had a £30 tattoo done if that pushes up the price a bit!!! lol
My auction is closing on the 1st of December anyone wishing to view the mechandise before they bid can have a look on the website in my profile (sorry folks its just a face pic and its not very good) are there any ladies who I can bid for though? smile
The winning bidder can have as many goes as they like!!!Please allow 21 days for delivery! lol
If you want uptight try the Honda OC forum I went to the national day a few months bck and I admit I drove a little quickly on the site (me and virtually everyone else there)for this I was singled out and threatened with being kicked out!!!!
Eveyone gets stood up sometimes I once drove to Southampton (If you look at where I live thats a long drive)only to get a no show think Ive had more stand ups than Johnny Vegas! lolI just dont let it get me down for every timewaster theres probably dozens of genuine people out there
If Blue comes along Ill dres in anything that she thinks is appropriate biggrin looks like Id better wax my legs then lol
Hot water opens up the pores and hair folicles making it easier to cut them off nd always use the newest razor you can
Its all for charity too I support a charity called the Enchephalitis Support Group and Ive been trying for ages to think of ways to raise money for them I hope the winner doesnt mind waiting for their prize tho I had a car accident at work today I mnaged to stack a brand new Focus into the back of a bus and I wanna wait for the bruises to brakes failed!honest! redface
:shock:Iwas expecting 50p!!! lolc,mon anymore for anymore?why do I feel like the bloke on Bidup tv?
Hi Claire best way is to get the water as hot as you can stand it use a good shaving foam and moisturiser nd if you need any help doing it just ask! lol
Funny you should say that I have a lady friend who lives in Meole Brace and I tried to have a look t the pics but theyre not working! biggrin
The FHM calendars better Blue Ill be very sad when the time comes to turn over the delicious Jennifer Love-Hewitt I gotta spend december with Holly Valance mmm theres a thought lol
I have better bits you know winkWell you did ask and I do aim to please so Ill email you back very soon
1) I like guys who look as if they have two boiled eggs under a blanket, when looking at them from behind.
2) If you pick up a one night stand and get them to bed with their face in the pillow and the lights out, do's it matter what they look like
3) you never look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire! 8)
4.A woman is like a good wine they get better with age!
and I neglected to read page 1 of this topic! redface
Im decilning to vote age doesnt really bother me if you like someone it shouldnt
matter if theyre 18 or 68 then again my last 2 gfs were older than me and both said theyd never looked at a younger man before me biggrin
You obviously dont live near me at my local nightclub you can easily pick up a girl and it wont cost hundreds like a doll!LOL lol
All you can do is keep trying really I use a few different forums and some are really cliquee but everyone who regularly posts on here has been really friendly and its a well run forum big up the mods biggrin
Anyone in tonite? I got beer pizza and icecream if anyones hungry?
Ill happily put myself forward as a slave Im loyal and eager to please especially if its for a good cause Anyone gonna bid a quid? biggrin
Heyhey sounds good to ! is that the time?Iv got an appointment with a niteclub dancefloor and several JD n Cokes! Nite Nite all biggrin
Have I been left alone with all these ladies?Hmmm interesting lol
It fills me with pride to see a well worked hole can feel myself filling up with emotion lol
Have to say thats a magnificent hole blue worthy of closer inspection methinks lol
Hang on,Ill just go and put my suit and bow tie on If yer names not down yer not coming in! lol
Duh!silly me!If ive any talent its for missing the obvious! lolThanx its always nice to get a personal recommendation as well biggrin