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mrs__bmw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Male, 64
UK

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Quote by goodporking
After my first dabble I gave timothy a quick wipe on the curtains, dressed and left. It felt kind of rough (cheap curtains I guess) but I still went back for more lol

Nothing worse than rough haberdashery :giggle:
I have to admit the first one was really good, very relaxed, good company, sexy as hell and I`m just happy that he knew what he was doing even tho I shook his hand when he first came in, we still laugh about that now, however some of the meetings after weren`t so good and I`m really glad it started the way it did, and ended the way it did with BMW being first and last :inlove:
Married in 1986, cost around £2000 all told, dress was £250 which my great aunts paid most of, ex-hub and best man had suits from Burtons, rings cost around £130 for them both, dresses were made be a family friend, self catered, photos taken by an keen amateur, who did a really good job actually and put them in a fab silk covered album, disco by the best man, honeymoon was a week in Jersey curtesy of the in-laws.
I`ve been with BMW now for 2yrs, we joke about getting married and say we`ve set a date....for the year 2023, but if we did ever take the final step i wouldn`t care if it was just the 2 of us there on the day with no party no guests no honeymoon, just me and him, and that is priceless
I use msn every night, its the first point of contact between myself and BMW as he`s often away etc, if I have to go somewhere I tell him and then change my status, same applies to all the people I talk to but I wouldnt rush to sit by it just on the offchance the person I`d recently added might be on, thats what offline instant messages are for, or the e-mail facility, I think you just have a very touchy friend Kaz, sounds a bit clingy to me
Oh my goodness, that looks fabulous, all warm and oiled up, I`d love to do that too
I have to admit some names put me right off more than make me want to look, there`s one that comes into my regular chatroom and i think to myself what the hell made you think of that for a name to impress the ladies (not going to say the name, dont wish to cause embarassment). then there are others that do make me laugh, like Hunglikeagoldfish, bless him :giggle:
I started on SH as a single fem, definitly not bi, still not bi and only met single guys one at a time, so what did that make me?
Now I am part of a couple we don`t swap but we enjoy open air sex, dogging call it what you will, so again what does that make us?
I think swinging is more about the sexual freedom than being single or a couple or whatever.
Happy Birthday Pete
Hope you have a great day :cheers:
Love Sandy and Greg kiss
Quote by BMW-BIKER
For me its the Vans RV 7 series aircraft specification and technical build giude.
What a read , just makes me want to get it out every night and sleep with it lol

You SMOO :giggle:
Hi we are out dogging in leicestershire tuesday evening if anyones interested
Quote by BIoke
'To Kill A Mockingbird' by Harper Lee
I did it for English O-level what seems like forever ago but it has always lived with me since then... smile
"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do."
~Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird, Chapter 11, spoken by the character Atticus

So did I and the book has stayed in my heart ever since, and Of Mice and Men
I also read The Green Mile before it was made into a film, its a superb book
Quote by brucie
Shes very new to the scene and doesnt really know anyone so go for it brucie! wink

ive already set up a meet. shes even agreed to pay for the hotel room. stupid fucking newbie!
Ohhh i think you`ll find Corries no newbie
Quote by Lassy09
it sure has brought fun to the bedroom but Daz is going to go up this year lol

Whose Daz :giggle:
I think mine says I have nice boobs and its a bit flirty, just letting a bit peep out, not giving the whole thing away
Quote by corrie2010
That just sounds so wrong to do that NGDE ! Worse must be having sex with someone you fancy and then find that you and they just don't make sweet music lol now that did happen to me a long long time ago and I was mortified rolleyes. It all went terribly wrong and fumbly and embarrassing and I didnt understand it at all :lol: so maybe finding someone attractive initially doesnt always lead to great sex :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my goodness, welcome back Corrie wave
The mids room hasn`t been the same without you and your toilet fixations :lol:
sorry to hijack the thread
Ohhh in edit I couldnt have sex with someone just for the sake of it, no is a little word but i`m not afraid to use it
Best wishes in everything you do Rach, its always been a pleasure to meet you, we`ll miss you :wave2:
Love
Sandy and Greg kiss :kiss:
Quote by BMW-BIKER
Well what should I say
I love it when my partner squirts for me, she is an expert in the field lol
but sometimes if she loses all control and really lets go , I need my googles and snorkel, once she caught me by surprise that much I nearly chocked to death on her sweet nectar, mmmm
tastes so yummy
love her for it

Sorry about that one innocent
Its ok if you can stay in home and look out at it but when you have to travel to work or cant get out to meet someone special then its just plain grrrrrrrrrr :mad::censored:
I think no matter who we are we can offend people everyday with our thoughts and words, you dont have to be an ex-madame to do that and if you`re really looking for people who should put their brains into gear first have you ever heard of politicians? prime ministers? presidents of the united states? George Bush maybe? Prince Philip? shall I go on??
Fleiss is only known to us through sensational media, so would her opinion really count to any of us? the people I listed are supposed to be held in high regard and respected yet they faux pas all the time.
Personlly I don`t hold any views on abortion as everycase should be taken for what it is but I can honestly say that I would be mortified if I found I was pregnant and not in a situation to have another child or for that matter want to be having another child, this probably offends too but it is MY opinion and I like to make my own rules.
The snow has made me cry today because now I cant go and meet my partner and I love Tuesday nights with him, fooking snow :censored:
I would tell myself to just get rid of him now, the world won`t end and you will cope better and be a better person for it.
Secondly it would be to stop at the first one, you chose him to be first for a reason, so leave it there and look no further.
Thirdly stop being a pussy take a deep breath, jump in and enjoy yourself like never before
I used to be sandybeach1, Sandy is actually my name the rest of it came from a nickname given me by a friend from work, then after meeting my lovely BMW-biker we became a couple but still had my own name, now we have totally taken the plunge and i`ve become mrs-bmw :inlove:
We did toy around with sandybitch, bmw`s-bike, bikers beach but i think we got it just about right
Go for it Lassy, you too can have a green square wink
My highlights are many as everytime BMW and myself go out it always turns into and adventure
However the one that does stick in my head is a stary Tuesday night on our favourite picnic bench being truly ravished and loved and cuming hundreds of times and squirting so much it just made us even hornier, corrr bring on the summer
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
My asthma is really playing up due to the dog we're fostering.......anyone want to adopt a 4 year old weimeraner bitch ??
or failing that a slightly gone to seed 45 year old human
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/20091024/1f146712.jpg

I just wanted to say that is the most amazing moustache
I use the chat rooms regularly, the same room as Dean and its fun with lots of banter because we all know each other well, and I also drop into the forum from time to time to add my twopennorth when i feel like it.
Personally I didn`t come onto SH to make myself feel better, it was nothing to do with self esteem at all, it was about being single at the time and wanting some no strings fun.
In my humble opinion, being only a woman an all, I think the get well threads are started with good intentions by people who care for other members and want to let them know that others are thinking of them when they are feeling at their lowest, and it also informs us as to why XXX hasn`t been around for a while.
Brucie if its full of mentally unstable women then why are you here? surely they dont fall into your "fit as fuck" criteria and if you find lots of them in the clubs you regulary visit then why do you still go there too?