Not sure I like being called goofy
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ms_naughty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 63
0 miles · Nottingham
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2 pain killers washed down with a glass of something strong .
Silly i know but takes the pain away , I sort of just drift off and wake up the next day feeling as horny as hell
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Silly i know but takes the pain away , I sort of just drift off and wake up the next day feeling as horny as hell
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Quote by Drewxcore
its a blur song- three words- its on thier parklife album
Not into blur.
So it looks like I wont get a cuppa.
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Quote by Drewxcore
only if you can guess what the cup says x
Been trying to see but cant .
Give me a clue.
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But if you have had it stollen how can you look !
Its on the box too .
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Its on the box too .
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After reading all that all I can think is ... is your bum really that hairy you need to wash it in shampoo .. and have you got flaky bits round your hole .. to use head and shoulders !
I have a thing for mens bums .. but now this might put me off for life :cry:
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I have a thing for mens bums .. but now this might put me off for life :cry:
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Quote by Pete_sw
7/10
good colour, nice and firm, boils down well, and makes great bubble and squeak :giggle:
I bet you make good bubble and squeak too .
:roll:
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I'd certainly like to make your bubble squeak
I know a cure for that .. lube ! lol
I dont squeak tho ... moan maybe .. squeak no.
:lol:
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Quote by da69ve
whats wrong with your place.....or her place?
You took the words right out of my mouth
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Quote by Thinkingnaughty
and if you're really naughty then choc flake sprinkles too. YUM
I was feeling very
But for flake sprinkles i can feel really naughty
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Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Huge hugglie coming your way.
Being let down to that extent is awful. Adding in the hospital trips and you need double hugglies. Thinking of you.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhere's a big hot choccy with marshmallows to make you feel better.
Oh my fav ... hot choc and marshmallows yum yum .. whipped cream too i hope
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Quote by Pete_sw
7/10
good colour, nice and firm, boils down well, and makes great bubble and squeak :giggle:
I bet you make good bubble and squeak too .
:roll:
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Quote by dekntan:kiss: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
am sorry to hear that cuddles all round from me
lol
So many cuddles .. thanx xxx
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Just a little moan from me .. I've not been to happy of late due to having to attend hospital twice a week everyweek for 10 weeks.
I need a cuddle right now as been badly hurt by who i thought was a great friend.
I will miss her but we cant be friends anymore .. so come on folks plzzz give me a cuddle.
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I need a cuddle right now as been badly hurt by who i thought was a great friend.
I will miss her but we cant be friends anymore .. so come on folks plzzz give me a cuddle.
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I'm straight too.... but a little bend in the right place is good
:lol:
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:lol:
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Now there is an offer ... let me think!
Still thinking ............. my brain went to bed about an hour ago
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Still thinking ............. my brain went to bed about an hour ago
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Quote by littlemee
I cant even say have you room for a little one as i'm not that little !
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If you can choose one, choose a big one.
Thanx ... can I come play with mickey !
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
I have room in my bed :rascal:
For 5??
I cant even say have you room for a little one as i'm not that little !
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Happy birthday , all great people must be born today.
Have a ball .. I'm planning on having one .. or two lol
:lickface:
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Have a ball .. I'm planning on having one .. or two lol
:lickface:
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Hello and welcome to Nottingham.
If your in town tonight and see about 15 women say hi .. its my birthday .
If your in town tonight and see about 15 women say hi .. its my birthday .