I'll have the one with all the knob.. bly bits on it !
:boo:
M_N XxX
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ms_naughty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64
0 miles · Nottingham
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Quote by MikeNorth
ms naughty, whatever it is, I'd tell you that your front is much nicer. :twisted:
I dont have a tool kit tho !
M_N XxX
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Redpantherman ....
What are you holding at the front ! ?
:lol: :lol:
M_N XxX
What are you holding at the front ! ?
:lol: :lol: M_N XxX
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Id put a saucer of milk down for that pussy .. poor thing looks knackered !
Here puss puss :lol:
M_N XxX
Here puss puss
:lol: M_N XxX
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Happy birthday from me too.
Have a ball
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
M_N XxX
Have a ball
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
M_N XxX
Sexpert
Quote by MikeNorth
I'd have a closer look at where that cross is pointing. :twisted:
South !!
Where its always warm
:lol: M_N XxX
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Mal ... with a bum like that i'd just have to kiss it ..yum yum
:lol:
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Id ask him if he's got a licence for that helmet !
:small-print:
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:small-print:
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I'm lost .. but i like it to melt in my mouth .. if we're talking chocolate here .
:lol:
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Quote by marriedmale
Ewww !
That's not until Page 46 !
It's gonna take us a week to get through the first two chapters .......
:shock: :shock:
Me and my big mouth !! its not that big tho :wink:
A week ! oh well lets get started
lol
M_N XxX
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Quote by marriedmale
Hang on .......
Just looking up 'Almost Anything' in the Swingers Dictionary ......
What does it say ? am i going to regret this ?
:gagged:
M_N XxX
Holy Sh!t !!!!!
Have we got to do all that ? ! ?
I'm off for a cold shower, a large brandy, and a trip to Nottingham !
You'd better tell me so I can prepare myself for this holy shit !
M_N XxX
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Quote by Osmosis
Unspeakably dirty things....... :twisted: :twisted:
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
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Quote by marriedmale
Hang on .......
Just looking up 'Almost Anything' in the Swingers Dictionary ......
What does it say ? am i going to regret this ?
:gagged:
M_N XxX
Sexpert
Hi .. welcome back.
Its been a while since I was here but it feels just like home again all ready.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
M_N XxX
Its been a while since I was here but it feels just like home again all ready.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
M_N XxX
Sexpert
It depends on where your shaving ..
I use Tea tree soap to shave my ermm down below bits and a drop of Tea tree oil after and dont have any probs.
Its always soo smooth
:lol:
M_N
XxX
I use Tea tree soap to shave my ermm down below bits and a drop of Tea tree oil after and dont have any probs.
Its always soo smooth
:lol: M_N
XxX
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Mines all coffee and cream ..
.. dont know what that say about me
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XxX
.. dont know what that say about me
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XxX
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Id just like to say thank you for all those that gave me advice about the chat room and my mac..
I"M IN !!
iIt was my 'flash' needed upgrading.
Thanx alot to all who helped
:bounce: :bounce:
I"M IN !!
iIt was my 'flash' needed upgrading.
Thanx alot to all who helped
:bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by Pete_sw
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:shock:
I'd opt for both !!
But i'm greedy
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Quote by Osmosis
This should keep you interested for a while:wink:
Nice
:lol: Very nice
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Quote by Pete_sw
hiya hun, know how you feel, Sundays always get me too.
I'll trundle off and see if I can find something amusing for you,
in the mean time, have some of this to keep you occupied
Some of :hump: would stop me being bored :P
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I'm so bored ... think its the time of year.
Has anyone got any good jokes to make me laugh?
Turn this
:arrow:
Has anyone got any good jokes to make me laugh?
Turn this
:arrow: Sexpert
If I lost mine id be so lost .. I use it as a diary and its got all my friends numbers and addresses in it .
Not to mention a few naughty pics ;-)
Dont know what to say ... but YOU PRAT !
Not to mention a few naughty pics ;-)
Dont know what to say ... but YOU PRAT !
