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ms_naughty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64
0 miles · Nottingham

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Judy........only has little tits and the joystick isn't that big either.
A joy stick of any size is still a joy stick !
Sometimes with I had one with me all the time to play with wink
Quote by bluexxx
OK, I admit it... I like making prank phone calls lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, well, if some tosser is stupid enough to send me his mobile number by PM and nothing else apart from his age and gender, come on.... who can blame me having a bit of fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've not done anything too naughty, just rang it a few times and been silent..... oooooh spooky :lol: .
He's turned his phone off now though rolleyes
So, if any other tosser thinks of sending their number to me by PM - don't OK - especially not when I'm bored at work
flipa

Just the sorty of thing I do too.
But i call them when i get up for a pee in the midle of the night.
They really love that ! Prats they deserve it.
:sparring:
m_n x
Hi paul .. i'm sure some will have you at some time !
hello and welcome
:therethere:
Yes they are bad...
the colour looks like you have really strong orange pee
rolleyes :roll:
I'm a choc a holic too and prone to thrush so just eat the chocolate then just f**k each others brains out.
lol :lol:
My first car was an escort .. well had more than 1
Then moved onto Nissan 100NX sports but got a Mazda yesterday biggrin cant wait to give it a real spin !
Hes lost it everyone ... really lost it !
:upset: he'll never be the same again :cry:
Yes Wishy you go and lie down and JUST THIS ONCE i'll butter your toast.
:doh: what have i said !
Quote by jamnat20032003
it would have been better if she said she would sit naked on your face and smother you to death

I did that this morning .. but i got off just b4 he died
Well had to want it again next week! lol :lol:
Quote by davej
ditch the toast and go for croissants, they are French by origin and thereby less fussy boink

Less fussy !!! who you kidding !
As for the toast dont bother with the butter and just have marmalade.
Congratulations Steph xx
Here's to the next 1000
gonna go and read one of your stories now ( if I can find them)
:cheers:
Happens to me too in doggy position ..
But what the hell shows you've had a really good hump to pump all that air in.
lol :lol:
Ive got to be with poppymac on this one.. I luv legs over guys shoulders or doggy.
Love to feel it deep!
But of course parrot is good too. lol
rolleyes :roll:
I like all fingers and thumbs lol :lol:
I used to have a late night text buddy but never called it text sex .
I would just like to leave this note and hope that it will all just calm down as this has got far to out of hand.
LC has made his decision and whatever I or other people may think about it its his decision and thats final.
I would just like to say that i havent been asking for support concerning this issue , Altho some has come my way. I have been PMed in chat saying if i wanted to meet for a cofffee then they would vouch for me .. I declined these offers.
Can we all just draw a line under it and move on.
m_n xx
Ive lived in Nottingham since i was 7 but drove thro the centre last week .. first time for ages I got lost ! with all the no entry etc. :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
October here.
Someone once told me there are more prostitutes born under Libra than all the other signs together !
Maybe I should rethink my career ! or maybe not :shock:
Quote by corriefem
Wow off the site for 2 months and nothing changes hahaha anyway LC love to come along if I can get weekend free which okay at the moment.
I can however remember being new and I hope that MS Naughty is given a chance to attend an event as everyone needs to start somewhere smile

Thanks corriefem but no I dont think I will be allowed to attend.
Thanks for that tho hope to meet you some time tho.
Thanks again m_n xx
Quote by cool4catz
Men have the best toy of all.
I love playing with willys wish I had one to play with 24/7

A 24 inch cock with a 7 inch girth? :shock:
Now thats a bit much but i'll try if thats you
lol :lol:
Men have the best toy of all.
I love playing with willys wish I had one to play with 24/7
Quote by kristof
60 condoms and a few nice ladies to help me use them up again :P

How many ladies exactly if you have 60 condoms ! rolleyes