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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Cambridgeshire

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Quote by bluexxx
I've never seen male strippers live but what I've seen of them on telly it just doesn't appeal to me. Strippers aren't my thing anyway, I think I just generally miss the point :confused:

Well Blue, if you are missing the point, then either the stripper ain't that good, or you need glasses
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Errr yeah, thats right, she was a big film star in the 70's, and needs me to go and visit her RIGHT AWAY
Leave Pass Approved Sarge ????
NC thinks he may have got away with the cunning plan

Bollox!!!
Marmalaid - escort this man to the SH Cells!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

SHIT , the disguise and clever plan lets me down, must have been the limp that gave me away
OK, its a fair cop ( mmmm, now theres a nice thought )
I'll come quietly, could do with a good nights kip anyway
Just one favour Sarge ........ don't tell ES where I am locked up !!!!
Errr yeah, thats right, she was a big film star in the 70's, and needs me to go and visit her RIGHT AWAY
Leave Pass Approved Sarge ????
NC thinks he may have got away with the cunning plan
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right thats it !!!!!
Boarding a plane and leaving the country
ES got a hit man on me by now, mods ain't backing me up
Goodbye England

Ahemmm!! Leave Pass??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol
Oh Sarge .... Compassionate Leave please
Me Mums ill, and I got to go see her ...... in Greece ???
NC wearing a clever disguise, quietly relocates to a place where people don't use computers, or know how to fraudulently change the words of an innocent person
OK ...... you guessed it, I am in Watford !!!!!
Still got to find me though
Its a jungle here
Right thats it !!!!!
Boarding a plane and leaving the country
ES got a hit man on me by now, mods ain't backing me up
Goodbye England
Well, I reckon they only have to look at the thread s above to see the TRUTH, and not the scandolous distortions people have made
Quote by marmalaid

Oh Laird, methinks I dont give a damn
I said EAGER and will continue to say EAGER as and when I wish!!!

You trying to get me in trouble with ES, bring him on !!!

innocent
Methinks everyone is trying to get me in trouble here ..... time to make a quick exit, and skulk in a dark layby
Wonder if Eager would care to join me
Errrrm Marmalaid, I think even Newbies would be able to scroll up and see the ACTUAL message I made
And not the one you liabled me with
ES ..... NOT GUILTY mate
Quote by the_Laird

Oh Laird, methinks I dont give a damn
I said EAGER and will continue to say EAGER as and when I wish!!!

You trying to get me in trouble with ES, bring him on !!!

innocent
Methinks everyone is trying to get me in trouble here ..... time to make a quick exit, and skulk in a dark corner
Wonder if Lady Feebee would care to join me
Quote by Sgt Bilko
There are a lot of threads from members wishing other members 'Happy Birthday'
Do the mods know when everyone's birthday is ?
Can I expect a thread near my birthday, where people wish me a 'Happy Birthday' ??

No we don't and no you can't!!
Oooooo Sarge can be so masterful and strict ......... well, thats what a certain lady told me
(Did I mention it was my birthday on Monday??? confused confused lol )
Quote by the_Laird

Of course, wouldn't want to get my eager bits dirty, now would I ????

You'll be getting an Eager slap for that one mate wink
Oh Laird, methinks you hath misqouted me
I said MEAGER not EAGER

You trying to get me in trouble with ES ????
Quote by the_Laird
Naked ironing - now that could be dodgy!! Mind you, so could vaccuming while naked, i suppose. surprised surprised surprised

Cleaning, Ironing, Vacuuming ....... don't matter to me me, I never get get closer than 9 inches anyway redface
Awwwww you poor soul!!!
Apparantly you can buy devices to, err........"make your distance"............BIGGER wink
Never neeeded one myself cause I cant iron to save myself wink
Of course, wouldn't want to get my meager bits dirty, now would I ????
Quote by Bazza64
Naked ironing - now that could be dodgy!! Mind you, so could vaccuming while naked, i suppose. surprised surprised surprised

Cleaning, Ironing, Vacuuming ....... don't matter to me me, I never get get closer than 9 inches anyway redface
Quote by the_Laird
When's your birthday then N-C?

Just before Xmas
Never mind that........LadyFeeBee wants to know if you could change your name to Naked-Ironing
(She had a VERY wicked grin when she mentioned it)
dunno
How could I refuse a request from such a beautiful Lady ???
belated Happy Birthday Feebes
Quote by Sgt Bilko
There are a lot of threads from members wishing other members 'Happy Birthday'
Do the mods know when everyone's birthday is ?
Can I expect a thread near my birthday, where people wish me a 'Happy Birthday' ??

No we don't and no you can't!!
Think the Sarge is pickin on me, cuz I forgot to put a leave pass in for my hols in Greece
(Did I mention it was my birthday on Monday??? confused confused lol )
There are a lot of threads from members wishing other members 'Happy Birthday'
Do the mods know when everyone's birthday is ?
Can I expect a thread near my birthday, where people wish me a 'Happy Birthday' ??
Quote by RedHot
You'd better get yourself a packet of Tena Lady mate wink :evil2:
T-J xxx

Can't believe I am going to say this but I know what they are ........ and NO, I don't wear them myself !!!!!
Well, I am 54, so over the 50 bracket
In the next 5 years (at age 59 ....... ARRRGGGGHHHH), I would like
1. To see more peace in the world
2. To see my Grandchildren growing up, and being wise, and prosperous
3. To win the lottery and move permanently to a Greek Isle
4. To be healthy and live a long happy life
5. To be naked with Blue and WBB in the same room ....... like dieing and going to heaven
Expecting Blue to blow her lid now
Are me and Eager Slut the only guys who find this a bit yukky ?
Guys ..... what do you think ?
Ladies ..... bet you are all on Debs side
Sorry, call me a wuss, but I wouldn't contemplate anal, either
Can't believe the YES vote is winning
Back in a bit ........ need to puke !!!
Quote by Debbiewebs
the surprising thing (for me anyway), is that more men say they would than those who said they wouldn't
So ..... Debs ......... do you like it when men go down on you or shag you when you on your period ????

well if they dont mind then tis ok with me!
but isn't it even a teeny bit YUKKYY ????
the surprising thing (for me anyway), is that more men say they would than those who said they wouldn't
So ..... Debs ......... do you like it when men go down on you or shag you when you on your period ????
Quote by EagerSlut
btw, hi ES, how ya doin ?

Feeling sick! bolt
Hiya mate
Its not my cup of tea either ....... yukkkkkkk
Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs, how cum you got 2 different votes for YES and 2 diferent ones for NO ???

because i am stupid old tart that cannot do thing properly!
Awwww well at least you trying babe