Naked__cleaner's Forum Posts

23 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oh and btw, great avatar, thats new isn't it ?

Glad you enjoyed the hols and yes the avatar is new, it is a new hobby of mine, which avatar shall we have today lol

See you in two weeks, cause we go tomorrow
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
look forard to chatting to you when you get back
xxxxxx

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23 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
have a good time ......bring me back o nice bar of choccy please....
NC??????? will you bugger off on holiday FFS lol

well, you obviously didn't miss me
I already been away for 2 weeks !!!!!
Just got back

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23 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
i bet first thing he does is find an internet cafe and see whether were bitching about him lol....
either that or hes at this moment lovingly storing his cleaning equipment ...well after hes cleaned the apartment of course....
in the nude....or do you think he will be clothed when abroad????

hey dargento, I am already back, a no didn't find ANY internet cafes
but, yeah, of course I was naked in the apartment, but you wouldn't expect anything else, now would you ?

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23 Sep 2005

NC wishes NWC a great time touring in their caravan
Just hope Sarge grants your leave, or the SH police will be after you

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23 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Welcome back!
Not long gone and back in a jiffy!

Hi HC, yeah the time went so quick, but guess it always does when you having fun, dunnit?

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23 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Weclome back NC, hope you had a good hol and are rested to take on all that cleaning work.
Nice to see you back and posting again!

Aww thanks NWC
Had a great time, and nice to get a post from you again
Oh and btw, great avatar, thats new isn't it ?

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23 Sep 2005

Hey, hi ES
Yeah had a great hol,and nah, don't do trucks, too much for my delicate hands
And can you imagine how dirty my feather duster would get ????

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23 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
good q really .................. i think when peeps loose interested in me........... MM now saying that not getting as many emails and PMS like i use too!
Debs must book in to the parlor!

NC thinks debs will still be "sex on legs" into her 70s, and beyond

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23 Sep 2005

I have this problem too
I look for my favourite feather duster, imagining when I last had it, and low and behold its not there
I search the whole house, and can't find it
Then I go back to the first place I loooked and there it is !!!!
I think I alternate between parallel universies
Or maybe I am just a nutter who needs glasses
Answers on a postcard please
And be nice .................

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23 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
a generally good bunch who would have no trouble gaining admission to any half decent asylum.

Someone has been telling you lies, dont believe a word of it, the lot of them are mad, apart from me that is lol

but Im still trying to find my way out of here!
Welcome to the site by the way, and really do hope you have loads of fun. There are some fantastic people on here who seriously know how to enjoy themselves, so pull up a chair, pour a drink and join in the banter :thumbup:
Good luck xxxx
I haven't be here all that long either, but loads of people have made me welcome
Enjoy your time on here, you will make loads of friends, and will meet lots of nice people

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23 Sep 2005

Men can fancy women for loads of reasons
Yeah sure ...... boobs, bum, legs
But, personality, compassion, expressive eyes, tenderness, beautiful face, consideration, passion ...........
Loads of things make women attractive

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23 Sep 2005

always glad to be of service anytime
PM me and we can make arrangements

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23 Sep 2005

Hi all
The Naked Cleaner is back from his hols !!!!!
How is everyone?

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23 Sep 2005

hi wet lips
sent you a PM

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7 Sep 2005

Hi Dawn
nice pic !!!

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7 Sep 2005

And Wales ?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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7 Sep 2005

Ermmmm so have Northern Ireland qualified for the World Cup then ?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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7 Sep 2005

I went to my grandsons christening
OK OK, so I'm old ....... shoot me

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7 Sep 2005

thats just sour grapes, cuz we whooped ya

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7 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Oooh, oooh! I know!
Stop bloody whittering on!
Surely the guy can't get a word in, let alone owt else?

Have a heart Vix, Debs is desperate to shag Sarge, don't think your post is really helpful to her, to achieve her goal
Wish Debs was as enthusiastic bout shaging yours truly

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7 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Yeah, but I got all my packing to do tomorrow, clothes, cleaning stuff, dusters, etc
I got a lot to do, won't be online tomorrow
Will you all miss me?
Don't all shout "NOOOOO" at once
NC

:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
I thought you'd gone! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now GO and clean a beach somewhere FFS! :doh:
wink

Jeez, I ain't gone yet, flying out tomorrow
So, you can talk about me behind my back after then :cry:

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7 Sep 2005

Debs, tell him to shag you senseless OR you will send me round to clean his office
he will be putty in your hands lol
lol

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6 Sep 2005

Yeah, but I got all my packing to do tomorrow, clothes, cleaning stuff, dusters, etc
I got a lot to do, won't be online tomorrow
Will you all miss me?
Don't all shout "NOOOOO" at once
NC

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6 Sep 2005

NC gets the feeling that Sarge is pissed off with him
I not going till Thurs FFS
Just saying cheerio to my many fans and admirers (yeah right)
Sarge ....... you need a holiday too
Chill out
NC

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6 Sep 2005

So, the friends that I have already met, what can I bring you back from Greece ........ apart from me lol

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6 Sep 2005

Will take a humongous amount of post to catch up with you Bev
Pity I can't choose my 3some though
NC

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6 Sep 2005

Hey NWC
You can always book me when I get back !!

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6 Sep 2005

Thanks Bev darling
Alfbede and OnlyUs
WHO ARE THEY ???????????

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6 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
My 3some would be Me, Debbiewebs and WBB
mmmmm
Or possibly Me, PoloLady and GingerJo

You don't have a choice of who is in your threesome!! rolleyes

It is the people either side of you in the Membership list, at the top of the page, in the total posts category!! lol

Pardon me for being Mr Thickie, but where do I find this ?

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6 Sep 2005

Sorry Sarge
Please permit me 2 weeks leave
I will return fresh, and raring to go with new posts

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