Naked__cleaner's Forum Posts

4 Jan 2006

I know a lot of you hardened members (can I say that ?), are well into your thousands
But this is a landmark for me lol

So as this is my 500th, let me pose a question
Which car brings back favourite memories for you, and why
For me its an 1965 Austin 1300, cuz thats the car I passed my test in, and where I had my first experience of car sex

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by daverover
i am resorted to telling people if thay want to see my (non-existant) g/f on cam, his alt + f4 at the same time and it takes them into my private room......
bles..... teaches then a lesson, and brings me amusement....
sorry.. i know i am going to hell for that!!!!
sean xxxxxxxx

what does alt + F4 do ?
Try it & see rotflmao

Well, as it is obviously something nasty, I will pass

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
i am resorted to telling people if thay want to see my (non-existant) g/f on cam, his alt + f4 at the same time and it takes them into my private room......
bles..... teaches then a lesson, and brings me amusement....
sorry.. i know i am going to hell for that!!!!
sean xxxxxxxx

what does alt + F4 do ?

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by daverover
If you have a prob with something that is happening in the chatroom who do we report it to now there are no mods????

There are still mods on here
yes we know...............but it says to report probs in chatroom to chatroom ops!
Isn't Shireen-Mids a chatroom-op ???
She is on here quite often

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by daverover
If you have a prob with something that is happening in the chatroom who do we report it to now there are no mods????

There are still mods on here

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4 Jan 2006

CONDOMS
Cuz I had forgotten to get some before meeting

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4 Jan 2006

A bulldog and an chimp

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by hornyderby76
nice webiste btw lissa

I agree
Very horny !!!!

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I've certified him as howling but it's not in his signature yet!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Oh YES it is

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
look above you daft sod .....now sarge that must mean some thing!

You referring to ME or Sarge when you say "Daft Sod" ???

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK NC. I will certify you as Howling but you need to study for your Barking exam!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Does it HAVE to be in Barking, can I not take the exam more loacally ???
You can either be Reading in Barking or Barking in Reading!! confused

Debs .... Help me out here, Sarge is being SO unreasonable
Can you use your powerful influence over him ???
And can you certify me too ???

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK NC. I will certify you as Howling but you need to study for your Barking exam!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Does it HAVE to be in Barking, can I not take the exam more locally ???

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ah!! But I'm not asking to be certified!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :2fingers:

Ahhh VERY true
For Gods Sake, will someone PLEASE certify me ?

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
[well if the buggers dont take their glasses of what you expect?

Ermmmmm I always ask my customers to remove their glasses
That way, they don't notice the wrinkles

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Look!! NC's cleaning ability is not in doubt!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's his barking and howling capabilities we are concerned about!
Are we going to allow him to be certified???
I think we need to see evidence of his AMPLE howlage!!!

Now, now, Sarge, thats not what you said when I came for the Interview for the Cleaning Contract
You said my equipment was AMPLE enough, and you KNOW my howling was within EU guidlines and limitations

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by EagerSlut
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused

ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie! rotflmao

But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: rotflmao

NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Yeah and he leaves smear marks on the glass as a result so I'm told! :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

:rascal: :rascal:
Oooooooh its a lie
I am meticulous (whatever that means)
ES ....... you should know better
Your sources are misinformed, I have the highest of standards

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused

ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie! rotflmao

But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: rotflmao

NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Sarge, listen to Debs, you know it makes sense
NC makes a note to give Debbiewebs a good seeing to soon
Cleaning wise, of course

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
Profile said 45 so I just added one ........and no Debbie it looks gorgeous

Ahh clever Lady
But surely Debs can't be over 40 ????
Not with an Arse like hers !!!
i covered me MANY stretch marks rotflmao

Hmmm, nicely edited Debs
Your Arse still looks good to me
So, are you REALLY going to be 46 ????
NAH, can't believe it
ooh you flaterer you biggrin

come on more loving this! :giggle:
Well, your arse looks young, but can we see your face ???

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Well, the Sarge vetoed my application
And he really does know about my howling, but he won't mention it here

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
Profile said 45 so I just added one ........and no Debbie it looks gorgeous

Shh clever Lady
But surely Debs can't be over 40 ????
Not with an Ares like hers !!!
i covered me stretch marks rotflmao

Hmmm, nicely edited Debs
Your arse still looks good to me
So, are you REALLY going to be 46 ????
NAH, can't believe it

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3 Jan 2006

Oh Sarge
1 or 2 ladies from here can definately vouch for my barking !!!!!
And why would you have heard me bark ?
I didn't get the contract to clean SH Towers

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by ladysteph
Profile said 45 so I just added one ........and no debbie it looks georgous

Ahhh clever Lady
But surely Debs can't be over 40 ????
Not with an arse like hers !!!

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
purely for verification !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You said the V Word!!!! :shock: :scared:
aRSexx
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Right let me clear this up right away!! confused

I was patrolling around the perimeter fence of SH last week when I realised just how crowded it was now we have 7 billion members.
I had a word with Farmer Pickles, the bloke that owns the land to the south of Swinging Heaven, and we negotiated a price for us to buy some more land from him. I took this idea to the Admin Bods in SH Towers, and they said that we could have the money to buy the land but that wouldn't leave enough in the kitty to be able to fence it off.
I came up with a cunning plan!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
If we could get every member to make 50 Fence Posts in the next 12 months we would be able to buy the land AND fence it off. In return for your 50 posts, you won't have to pay when your free membership runs out.
I hope that has cleared up any misunderstandings!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

Ahhhhhh, NOW it all makes sense

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by steph
Anyone can certify you

Ok, so who is going to certify that Naked-Cleaner is barking mad ???

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by steph
Try here hunni for the whole story then think what you could be certified for

Thanks Gorgeous
Do I have to be certified by Warwick or can I be certified by anyone? You for example

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3 Jan 2006

I have seen lots of members with footers that say "Certified by .......", and a list of names
Question is, how do they get certified?
And by whom?

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by Rainbows
But I did get to the bit that said that if I make something like 48 forum posts in a year I MAY be able to keep my free membership. :

So thats like 1 post per week ?????

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3 Jan 2006

Hi mik69
Welcome to the Pleasure Dome
Have fun

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
now all you have to do is gusse me age on Monday the 9th of Jan!

Ooooh thats dangerous ground
I will just say that you look young and gorgeous wink

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3 Jan 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY babes
Have a good one
Love n stuff
NC
xxxxxxx

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