Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
Sorry, couldn't resist this.
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natandh
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Bi-curious Female, 57
0 miles · Bristol
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Sexlightened
Quote by andy2120
i havent broken any rules, nor does it say i'm not allow to poll, however, sheddy likes turned up the heat, so defended myself. You see i'm not a politcally correct person, i generally stand for most things and for other people, no matter who or what they are (which sometimes gets me into trouble) and i do admit i have big mouth (that's in the family genes), and i tend to be very direct and brash (this do to my american influences and lifestyle, i'm also half american).
i hope this makes its clear what sort person your dealing with
Feckin' Red Neck.
Sexlightened
Dearest Andrew, and I say this with deepest indifference. Your spelling (and your grammar) are the least of your worries.
The people on this forum are friendly and helpful and have been nothing but receptive (if a lttle ironic) to me.
The point of being here is not confrontation is comeradery.
Get it?
The people on this forum are friendly and helpful and have been nothing but receptive (if a lttle ironic) to me.
The point of being here is not confrontation is comeradery.
Get it?
Sexlightened
Quote by sheddy
you ppl lack open-mindeness, u take life so seriously. and dont why get so angry? i the probable reason to this that maybe you problems in your life and wana take it out some else or sexually frustrated?
No comment just a quote to stop a clever edit
Bless him! it must be hard making yourself clear when English is not your first language.
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Sexlightened
Quote by blonde
Sweetheart ....... incase you hadnt noticed..... some men like red heads, some men like blondes, some men like size 10 some men like size 20, some men like tall girls, some men like short, some men like some men and some girls like some girls !!
The best thing about the site is its diversity ....... so IMHO ..... your question is a pointless one because we all find different people attractive.
I am sure you wouldnt like what I like and my neighbour might not like what either of us like.
Then to complicate matters even more ........ once past the looks stage ......... its important that you like the person underneath (to most of us).
So....... hope you find someone you consider to be hot
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well said, typed, written - whatever.
Perhaps your thread might have been better asking what it is people find attractive, whether it be physical or personalty wise.
H.
Wooooooooo hooooooooooo bluddy hell I feel all clever now :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Don't worry, it'll pass. I can never feel clever for more than a minute at a time.
Sexlightened
Quote by blonde
Sweetheart ....... incase you hadnt noticed..... some men like red heads, some men like blondes, some men like size 10 some men like size 20, some men like tall girls, some men like short, some men like some men and some girls like some girls !!
The best thing about the site is its diversity ....... so IMHO ..... your question is a pointless one because we all find different people attractive.
I am sure you wouldnt like what I like and my neighbour might not like what either of us like.
Then to complicate matters even more ........ once past the looks stage ......... its important that you like the person underneath (to most of us).
So....... hope you find someone you consider to be hot
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well said, typed, written - whatever.
Perhaps your thread might have been better asking what it is people find attractive, whether it be physical or personalty wise.
H.
Sexlightened
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Why not just keep the profile you've got and just place an ad in women seeking men? I sincerely doubt that anyone will mind, I've seen plenty of ads from couples who post in multiple sections because they play individually and as a couple.
I did try but my ad was deleted within a minute, wish now I'd started my own profile before the site went dulaly.
Sexlightened
Quote by sexyann57
I,m currently trying to learn frenchi can say the words in context and can understand conversations
but can i get the accent right :doh: , somebody told me once that the northern accent was,nt made to speak a foreign language and i,m beginning to think thats right :small-print: when i,m speaking my sentances i sound half yorkshire and half scouse
:giggle:
( not that theres anything wrong with these accents )
I tried to learn french, without much luck - but my accent wasn't bad. My tutor told me to practice by speaking english with a french accent, gets you used to the sounds without having to think about what you're saying. But I don't have much of an accent to start with so that might make it easier.
A freind of mine speaks Welsh with a Brummy accent. Sounds very odd!
Sexlightened
As you can tell from the name, Nat and I are in the couples section, but we are more lovers than a couple - more than fuck buddies but not strickly speaking a couple.
I would like to put an ad on as a single female but can't afford another membership (sob, sob, poor student, sob, sob)
I know it's annoying when single guys put ads on pretending to be a couple so I don't want to join their ranks - which leaves me in a bit of a dilema. Can anyone suggest what I should do, I'm fairly new to the site and don't want to rub people up the wrong way (unless they like it!)
H.
I would like to put an ad on as a single female but can't afford another membership (sob, sob, poor student, sob, sob)
I know it's annoying when single guys put ads on pretending to be a couple so I don't want to join their ranks - which leaves me in a bit of a dilema. Can anyone suggest what I should do, I'm fairly new to the site and don't want to rub people up the wrong way (unless they like it!)
H.
Sexlightened
ok my brain is a little more rested now.
favourite smell - hay in the sun or the mix of moth balls and greacian 2000 that my grandparents house used to smell of.
wine - a throaty shiraz you can stand a spoon up in
food - stilton and fruitcake, or anything mexican
place to be - curled up next to Nat after a nice long session - nothing like it.
country - wherever I am and the people are friendly
things in my life - my friends
rollercoaster - no chance of me ever going on one
car - xk8 or my little celica (penelope)
favourite smell - hay in the sun or the mix of moth balls and greacian 2000 that my grandparents house used to smell of.
wine - a throaty shiraz you can stand a spoon up in
food - stilton and fruitcake, or anything mexican
place to be - curled up next to Nat after a nice long session - nothing like it.
country - wherever I am and the people are friendly
things in my life - my friends
rollercoaster - no chance of me ever going on one
car - xk8 or my little celica (penelope)
Sexlightened
Quote by Manolishi
Although born and bred in N Wales i don't speak the language i found it really difficult at school to learn it and kinda regret it now
I cant imagine thinking in another language must be like being on another planet/country :doh: just realised it is
well different country anyway
Just an after thought but it would come in well handy when you wanted to send your addy in a message on a site that didnt allow them i wonder what mine is in welsh (oops did i say that on here)
Just slightly off topic I suppose, however - I also wish I knew a bit of Welsh.
the only reason is that when I walked into a deepest darkest pub in Wales, and the English chatter stopped to be replaced by Welsh I knew what they were talking about.
I took a few guesses, but was never to sure ...........
You want to visit South Wales, I'm English and the people here have always been very friendly. Just don't do it while the rugby's on.
H.
Sexlightened
Reading the 'favourite site' topic made me think it would be interesting to know more of people's favourites. Colours, flavours, places, whatever.
A few of mine, colour - green, flavour - intermitant grapefruit and chilli, time of day - sunset.
This would have been a slightly more elaborate posting - but I have serious brain drain today, appologies.
A few of mine, colour - green, flavour - intermitant grapefruit and chilli, time of day - sunset.
This would have been a slightly more elaborate posting - but I have serious brain drain today, appologies.
Sexlightened
Just like to wish all those picketing tomorrow well, and hope the weather warms and clears for you.
I have the luxury of being able not to have to cross the line but for those who have no choice, I'm sure those picketing will understand.
Good luck and I hope someone up there notices.
H
I have the luxury of being able not to have to cross the line but for those who have no choice, I'm sure those picketing will understand.
Good luck and I hope someone up there notices.
H
Sexlightened
I've tried to learn French and Welsh, can understand a little of each but I think I just have no head for languages. I have friends who speak four or five languages fluently and am incredibly jealous. I think as a Nation we are lazy in this respect, but I can hardly have a go at other people for not speaking another language when I can't either - but at least I did try.
