Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
Sorry, couldn't resist this.
Says I'm dominant, sorry, computer says no!
babelfish is great if you keep feeding it what it spirts out ( :shock: )
Put a line in, get it translate it, take that and translate it into something else etc etc.
I get bored a lot.......
My appologies too, t'was meant as a light hearted comment - nothing more. Should have added a smiley maybe?
But Andy, lighten up a bit mate, it's not called the human race because there has to be a winner, think of it more as a fun run!
H.
Dearest Andrew, and I say this with deepest indifference. Your spelling (and your grammar) are the least of your worries.
The people on this forum are friendly and helpful and have been nothing but receptive (if a lttle ironic) to me.
The point of being here is not confrontation is comeradery.
Get it?
Sorry, should have realised nothing is easy with an Apple. Do they have a technical help section on their web site?
H.
Do you know any-one with a portable hard drive? Or a larger Mp3 player? Connecting the PC and laptop seems the easiest way.
Good luck with it.
H.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
Thanks - I've received mail suggesting the same thing. I'll give it a go.
Thanks for your help folks.
Prefer the feel of leather myself, more organic.
As you can tell from the name, Nat and I are in the couples section, but we are more lovers than a couple - more than fuck buddies but not strickly speaking a couple.
I would like to put an ad on as a single female but can't afford another membership (sob, sob, poor student, sob, sob)
I know it's annoying when single guys put ads on pretending to be a couple so I don't want to join their ranks - which leaves me in a bit of a dilema. Can anyone suggest what I should do, I'm fairly new to the site and don't want to rub people up the wrong way (unless they like it!)
H.
ok my brain is a little more rested now.
favourite smell - hay in the sun or the mix of moth balls and greacian 2000 that my grandparents house used to smell of.
wine - a throaty shiraz you can stand a spoon up in
food - stilton and fruitcake, or anything mexican
place to be - curled up next to Nat after a nice long session - nothing like it.
country - wherever I am and the people are friendly
things in my life - my friends
rollercoaster - no chance of me ever going on one
car - xk8 or my little celica (penelope)
Reading the 'favourite site' topic made me think it would be interesting to know more of people's favourites. Colours, flavours, places, whatever.
A few of mine, colour - green, flavour - intermitant grapefruit and chilli, time of day - sunset.
This would have been a slightly more elaborate posting - but I have serious brain drain today, appologies.
Just like to wish all those picketing tomorrow well, and hope the weather warms and clears for you.
I have the luxury of being able not to have to cross the line but for those who have no choice, I'm sure those picketing will understand.
Good luck and I hope someone up there notices.
H
I've tried to learn French and Welsh, can understand a little of each but I think I just have no head for languages. I have friends who speak four or five languages fluently and am incredibly jealous. I think as a Nation we are lazy in this respect, but I can hardly have a go at other people for not speaking another language when I can't either - but at least I did try.
I'll be very pleased not to look at a book again for a while. Just finished writing my dissertation, lots of psychoanalytical clap trap from Freud, foucault and scruton. I can feel my brain draining out of my ears.
before that - wee free men - pratchett.
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I'm almost disappointed.
Must try harder.
H.