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9 Nov 2005

Quote by normalbhamguy
you noticed, i have only been here 2 years so i don't have the accent

Yes you do - of sorts. Everyone knows you're our resident Brummie Bird :lol2:
Thats not nice Dawn. Anyway nothing too wrong with a brummy accent.
i'm not a brummie either btw lmao
I didnt say you were did i. Now i'm digging a hole on first day on here. And i was going to try and chat you up LOL.
i know u didn't but that was b4 that bloody dawn put ideas in ya head lol
chat me up :shock: hang on let me just get my coat
P.S dawn its owe am ya

9 Nov 2005

Quote by normalbhamguy
you noticed, i have only been here 2 years so i don't have the accent

Yes you do - of sorts. Everyone knows you're our resident Brummie Bird :lol2:
Thats not nice Dawn. Anyway nothing too wrong with a brummy accent.
i'm not a brummie either btw lmao

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
you noticed, i have only been here 2 years so i don't have the accent

Yes you do - of sorts. Everyone knows you're our resident Brummie Bird :lol2:
piss off you :kick:
give a bloody brummie a mod badge and they think they own the sodding site
i'll talk to anyway, i'm nice me honest take no notice of that dawn

9 Nov 2005

you noticed, i have only been here 2 years so i don't have the accent

9 Nov 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
I would've liked some of the sleazy and sexual side of it though!

Don't think you missed much - the sex was pretty awful. No passion or sensuality at all...
sounds like a night at chams rotflmao

rotflmao

If I said "and all over in 10 seconds" would it make you change your mind? smile

smile

Still sounds like a night at Chams. lol

lol

:laughabove: what he said
hang on you found some1 who lasted 10 seconds?

9 Nov 2005

i was more on about why the bham bit if your from dudley area lol
i live in tipton but don't tell anyway cause it tends to put people off

9 Nov 2005

:welcome: fellow dudley area person
so why you called normalbhamguy?
hope you find what your looking for and have fun

9 Nov 2005

:welcome: to the mad house
have fun

9 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

awww you know i love you really, i shown you my ring so i must do, not many people have seen that you know
honest

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
it might be small but that doesn't stop us,
can still make your legs go numb

Glad you chose her legs, cos somebody else got in before you and chose her brain! wink

wink

har har har you git

9 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
It just seems like the women out-number the men 1000/1 because they make so much more noise!! :shock: :shock:

:gagged:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
that not last, i know blonde give her 10 mins and the gag will be off
Bluddy shurrup will ya ???? I only speak when I have something fascinating to say !
p.s. I am not gonna come to your house now .......... I am gonna stay here and corrupt Steve.
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
thats sooooooooooo not true, i've heard you talking so i know its not

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Just polishing me zimmer frame then Dudley here I come :grin:

Dudleeeeee..
Erm, almost as bad as Tipton.
oi piss off lol

lol

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Mark Horne
I would've liked some of the sleazy and sexual side of it though!

Don't think you missed much - the sex was pretty awful. No passion or sensuality at all...
sounds like a night at chams rotflmao

rotflmao

9 Nov 2005

Quote by finns
Opened tonights episode by slicing his head open . Then drilled into his skull to perform presumably brain surgery . All to much for me so i switched off.

whos head? :shock:

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Tonka
Arn't most of the women on the net men. So the odd are even higher.

good thinking wink

wink

9 Nov 2005

not unless hes got tits too lol

lol

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Just polishing me zimmer frame then Dudley here I come :grin:

whoo hoo hang on i'll just have a shave :grin:
don't forget the marmite condoms wink

wink

9 Nov 2005

just a guess debbieweb?

9 Nov 2005

oh bollox i'll just have anyone who offers it me

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Hi Marcuso
I've hung on trying to await confirmation, but Mrs HC has to work on saturday and I'm afraid we wont be able to make it
We hope you have a great birthday

thank god for that :giggle:

9 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
It just seems like the women out-number the men 1000/1 because they make so much more noise!! :shock: :shock:

:gagged:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
that not last, i know blonde give her 10 mins and the gag will be off

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
Its at times like these that we need to stand together, be firm and show unflinching resolve.

Oh Dinooooo....................
Come to Fee now and join me in some
and then some 69position

69position

hump

You don't want to go on strike, do you.......................... think of what you'll be missing out on :rascal:
Fee
XXLeppo mate, im beginning to break under the strain confused

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:laughabove: :giggle: :giggle:

9 Nov 2005

here's a though...why not swing with the girlfriend? :shock: ok ok how stupid of me :doh:

9 Nov 2005

they have extended the bar since then its now bigger with a extra no smoking section behind the pole, not sure what else has been done in the past two years i have been going about 5 years so lose track of what happened when, the room on the top floors been done where the swing was it now has bars round the bed (new bed too) don't think that was done langer than 2 years ago, they now have a new extention where the couples changing room was its been knocked thro and has 2 new rooms a loo and bigger cplz changing room that was done emax time, new re fitted steam room, think thats it, the dungeon and couple room extention was over 2 years ago wasn't it? must be lol
but no we not going lol

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
It just seems like the women out-number the men 1000/1 because they make so much more noise!! :shock: :shock:

well thats true wink

wink

9 Nov 2005

bit more info please i didn't see it so dunno what your on about

9 Nov 2005

there ain't its just me and you
so looks like a very small orgy....very very small

9 Nov 2005

:welcome: from another west midlander :thumbup:

9 Nov 2005

i would say the men out number the women what ever way you look at it

9 Nov 2005

women out number men on here 1000/1? :shock:
who on earth told you that?
have you looked at the adds section there 7794 adds by men looking for women and 174 women looking for men think that about says it all