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23 Oct 2005

Oh blimey i'm a bit late with the thank you but here goes
Firstly thanx to wishy and david for arranging a great night and i did have a great night despit being told i looked like a guy
Was lovely to meet old faces and new:
DevenDelight nice to meet you at last
Blue and the nutty chesse cake man (by the way you are very loud :lol2 well nothing much else to add there really was nice to chat face to face at last
not forgetting old m8s
Dawm mids sorry i forgot the strap on i'll remember it for next time honest
saly n pepper always nice to see you, didn't even notice you did go at 12 tho
Freckles was a pleasure to have you for the night, ermmm better rephrase that....nah sod it :lol2:
Jiggle was great to see you and your lovely lady again, seems so long since i last saw you
anyone else i have missed sorry but my minds gone black lol
I think we should all do it again some time

22 Oct 2005

ohh went back and corrected my typo lol
Nah not yet i only like 5 mins from chams and hes not back from work yet, was just about to run the bath tho

22 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
:shock:
always wondered what you looked like

Sort of demented?
Eeeeeeeeek! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
yeah but we already knew that :lol2:

22 Oct 2005

:shock:
always wondered what you looked like

22 Oct 2005

Quote by leprechaun
hmmm tvs let me think NOooooo

ok tvs aren' t for u cool it takes all sorts in life
so why not do what others do if not for them skip past this post instead of putting such a reply
i'm so glad you worte that, i actually wrote out a reply along those lines but didn't post it as sure such a daft post deserved a reply even

22 Oct 2005

Quote by jason1974
brummie

:shock:

22 Oct 2005

oh blimey must be my lucky day a local with a porn clip of himself :lol2:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by lancyuk
My lack of self confidence hinders my performance.....
to be honest i don't look at my best naked :lol2: and because i am so self concious about what i look like it really does stop be from letting go and enjoying myself, i just spend the whole time thinking about how bad i must look to the other person

Least you dont have to worry about loosing an erection redface

redface

and iam sure you look stunning naked, beauty is in the eye of the beholder wink

wink

no i have to worry about them not loosing an erection :lol2:
good come back! smile

smile

why are women shocked when they find out blokes worry about stuff like that too? lol
well i have my views on why but i'm saying nowt b4 i cause a uproar lol

22 Oct 2005

well i notice noone said a Tipton accent :lol2:
damn and blast even the locals can't undderstand each other
I quite like irish accent myself

22 Oct 2005

i'll let you know if i ever get one :lol2:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by bisto kid
My lack of self confidence hinders my performance.....
to be honest i don't look at my best naked :lol2: and because i am so self concious about what i look like it really does stop be from letting go and enjoying myself, i just spend the whole time thinking about how bad i must look to the other person

Least you dont have to worry about loosing an erection redface

redface

and iam sure you look stunning naked, beauty is in the eye of the beholder wink

wink

no i have to worry about them not loosing an erection :lol2:

22 Oct 2005

The story did shock me a little as i always saw people who cheated as not talking their relationship serious and not really caring for the one they are supposed to love, i find it really strange that you would try to kill yourself over a woman leaving you that in my opinion you obviously cared so little about in the first place (i say that as you cheated on her), the prospect that someone can really love someone that they are cheating on is very strange to me.
My opinion on people who are married and cheating is that they want their bread buttered on both sides, a woman sat at home to cook and clean/look after kids who is untouchable to others, yet they want all the fun for playing about themselves, its a choice they make and its a case of you made your bed now lay in it.

22 Oct 2005

My lack of self confidence hinders my performance.....
to be honest i don't look at my best naked :lol2: and because i am so self concious about what i look like it really does stop be from letting go and enjoying myself, i just spend the whole time thinking about how bad i must look to the other person

22 Oct 2005

well my beers in the freezer chilling
bloody sat navs packed up tho so anyone got directions? :giggle:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph

That do for now?

dunno about you lee but i feel quite ripped off?

21 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu

offers by PM to.....

what offers?????????
exactly, been here 6 months and still the women aren't falling at my feet :taz: should i start a thread moaning about it???
may as well u moan about everything else:lol2:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
cousin Barney's made a success of himself though...

I Want That One.....

:lol2:
like the new avatar wink

wink

thanks, it's one of your better one's off your ad flipa

flipa

bolt

ffs you try to be nice to someone.......... smackbottom

smackbottom

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
A quick shag site?

i'll take one of them please

21 Oct 2005

:huh:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
cousin Barney's made a success of himself though...

I Want That One.....

:lol2:
like the new avatar wink

wink

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Tra-n-Lee
(well, Cadbury's High-Lights on offer at Heron Frozen Food! )..

ohh our Heron had them on offer too, five for a quid :lol2:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
woooo-whooo, i'm going out :bounce:
although i will be back here for the saturday meeting of the 'johnny no mates' club :upset:
offers by PM to.....

you have PM :rascal:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Yeah, I'm stuck in tonight............ but not fussed really as I'm saving myself for Chams tomorrow :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

i'm at work tonight, don't get in till about 7am so if i look half dead at chams tomorrow you know why
anyone else think kids should go school saturdays? :lol2:

21 Oct 2005

By all accounts everybody has all kinds of cancer's laying dorment in their bodies, some health people came to my kids school and told them that my kids came home thinking they was going to die cause they had cancer

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Bah, it takes we a little over 15 mins to drive there, but I have no lady to go with.
Have fun you lot.
So, I'm taking advantage of the local village hall special offer, of Â£1 a pint on Saturday night and goin' to get pissed.

Â£1 a pint :shock:
can i come?

21 Oct 2005

Quote by blueocean
never rains in dudley
we're to poor to be able to afford water :lol2:

I heard that the earthquake in Dudley caused over Â£15 million of improvements. Victims were identified by their Elizabeth Duke at Argos Jewellery. rotflmao

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Carl
tis true dudley is chav town to the extream
and when asked if we wanted to swap to the euro 98% said they was quite happy with the giro
i did notice how you know the make of argo's jewellery wink

wink

21 Oct 2005

thats very odd when i click quote theres a link there but its not showing when i look on the main board :confused:

21 Oct 2005

what questions? there nothing showing on my pc

21 Oct 2005

think of what? dunno

dunno

21 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
we do already have one....eagerslut.....

Without doubt....the Perfect Mascot!!!!!
:thumbup: