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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Quote by Tra-n-Lee
"Hiya all this tracey this is there fist time am doin a msg on this on my own b/f con out for a bit so am sort of new cos lee types wht i wht to say so ill just thort to say HI !!!
Tank you all for lookin at this xxxxx"
... was Tracey's one and only post on Swinging Heaven.
Took an absolute hammering for it!
So whilst yeah you can decipher things based on the overall pattern of the word (i can read that for example), it doesn't stop smartass people having a go on the forums.
It's a "if you can't, then don't even try" sort of thing.
So theres definitely a place for Google spell check - but after trying it out its probably not going to be 100% good enough
Good effort though!
People who can't be bothered to spend a little extra time on reading your posts without being picky probabily arn't worth talking to anyway :thumbup:
Quote by sultry_devils
We are hoping to go the Chams soon wanted to this weekend but cant no babysitters
Mandy and Mark xxxxxxxxx
you will be fine, people of all ages, shapes and colours go, as a rule people just get on, remember we're all mature adults there for the same reason, noones for everyone but there soneone for everyone
Quote by kazswallows
well ok then lol
we was sat chatting and he said to me.....
"your not at all scary like you come over on your posts, infact your the compleat opposit of kaz, she post like shes a nice person and really shes a bitch and you post like a bitch and your actually quite nice really arn't you" :lol2:
don't tell him i said
SH ANNOUNCEMENT -----Sir Lee will NOT be posting for the foreseeable future due to the fact he's in hospital with two broken legs and two broken arms, I only managed to break 8 fingers so I will get to the other ones once the police are no longer posted outside his hospital door
(You may find that the hospital ward sister has logged onto his account and he is dictating stuff from his hospital bed)
Tra-n-Lee.......glad all his hours surfing the web has helped someone
:lol2: :lol2: sorry Lee
Quote by Tra-n-Lee
It's a case of it being a lifesaver for Tra in this relationship!
As some of you know she's been slated in the past when posting on here for her spelling problems, but this little gem from Google might allow her to get more involved perhaps!
Hurrah for the Googlemeisters!
she should join in anyway, if people do not like her spellings then they can p** off and read someones elses post, to many people on here find it funny to take the piss out of peoples spellings/typing styles maybe now they may stop when they realise it puts people off (some of who have genuine learning problems) coming and joining in.
Quote by kazswallows.
i like my typos and fucked up spellings, its what makes me me :lol2:
Absolutely (think thats how you spell it )
:laughabove:
unfortunately for me, he's checking my spelling now :shock:
tell him to behave or i'll tell u what he said to me about you at last munch
ohh black mail i like it :lol2:
tell me please
come on you know you want to quick before he comes back
well ok then lol
we was sat chatting and he said to me.....
"your not at all scary like you come over on your posts, infact your the compleat opposit of kaz, she post like shes a nice person and really shes a bitch and you post like a bitch and your actually quite nice really arn't you" :lol2:
don't tell him i said
Quote by kazswallows.
i like my typos and fucked up spellings, its what makes me me :lol2:
Absolutely (think thats how you spell it )
:laughabove:
unfortunately for me, he's checking my spelling now :shock:
tell him to behave or i'll tell u what he said to me about you at last munch
ohh black mail i like it :lol2:
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
I love tattoo's on both men and women,I always have the urge to touch them especially if they are big or intricate.
I have a few and keep saying no more,purely because there is no link between them,if I do have more I want to find something to add to "pebbles"on my back,but she looks so darn cross,cutesy butterflies or flowers probably wont work!
oh i can't stand girly tattoo's anyway lol
leave her cross :lol2:
Quote by bobevens
at this moment in time giving, tho i haven't excluded the other option completely!! Its a case of wait and see as far as receiving goes
well i have a strap on so if you need showing
that sounds nice
Yes it does, wonder if thats an offer and is it a private showing?
need a victim first lol
gunna be snowed under with offers now, every time i mention strap ons i get loads of guys pm-ing me lol
you can use a strap on for me but you better tie me down first
can be arranged:twisted:
)
:lol2: i agree with steph about the guys in clubs they do seem to think that a naked women on a bed playing if a free for all, but altho yes we are swingers, yes we are up for sex, yes we do want fun and pleasure that does not mean by anyone who fancies sticking their cocks in our gob as they walk by
Can i just say that tho a few women may claim to have their clit pierced it is actually illegal unless done by someone of a train medical profession, many many piercing places will not pierce your actual clit as it if very dangerous due to the amount of nerve endings in it, tho some places will still do it, lets face it to some its anything to make extra money, i seriously would not recomend having your actual clit pierced. The guy who owned the local piercing/tattoo shop where we used to live was closed down and fined heavily when they found out he was doing it.
Having said that :lol2:
I have my clit hood pierced and i have no complains about it
can't really compair with labia as i havn't got that done
Having said that :lol2:
I have my clit hood pierced and i have no complains about it
can't really compair with labia as i havn't got that done
Quote by meat2pleaseu
As i've got the weekend free i've been looking through the Ads for some err 'possible entertainment'but i'm getting rather pissed off at the amount of blokes posting in the 'Women seeking Men' section. you open an ad up expecting a sexy young lovely looking for fun, and see some e-jits bellend instead.
These ad's are there for two reasons,
1) it's been put there deliberately in the hope of getting more response- this just makes you a real sad moron, or
2) it's been put there by mistake- this just makes you a stupid moron and why would someone want to shag you, knobhead.
It's called 'Women seeking Men' for a reason, now feck off!!!! :kick:
no joy then
Quote by TallSexyLondon
NN - was more meaning short term - lol - marriage to a swinger is but a pipe dream to many of us!!
oh in that case i guess it depends where it is, if chatting on here and doing private meets i guess personality counts, in clubs i tend to go more for look cause lets face it theres not much chatting goes on anyway in a room full of naked people lol
