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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Quote by Mal
blimey that holiday did u some good didn't it?
why left handed tho u making me sound fussy
You always need something to make it stand out from the normal so you get the 'exceptional'!!
Mal
(who just happens to be lefthanded!)
PS - holiday was great!
oh right
so left handed men it is then
Quote by Mal
Actually no, none of the ads are genuine. The mods sit there all day typing them out and posting them from different email addresses just to make the site look busy
can u post me a new add please the one u did me last time don't seem to bring me no luck
This one ok, Ali?
Hi there big boy! I'm a gorgeous, dark haired nymphomaniac who is always, and I mean, ALWAYS, looking for that extra special guy to have my wicked way with. You must give yourself totally to me and allow me to pleasure myself with you in any way my heart desires. I assure you, my desire for sex is immeasurable and needs constant attention. You must be exceptionally well endowed, have a full knowledge of the Kama Sutra and all its positions, have the body of a God, the wisdom of a Sage and last, but not least, be left handed.
All applications must be accompanied by a pic of left hand. No pic, no meet!
that sound all right?
Mal
blimey that holiday did u some good didn't it?
why left handed tho u making me sound fussy
Quote by meat2pleaseu
There has also been an addition to the weight-lifting section;
How much bling can you wear and still be able walk 10 metres (was to have been 100 but this was considered too impossible a task)
xx
dudley will win that lol
but the smart money's on darlaston, baby bling-tastic!
Tipton, cummon we gotta win the bling race our neighbours even got a blinged up dog ffs lol
Quote by sleazy
lets not forget the soon to be classic "sitting on bums instead of tidying up" endurance event..... I can think of one woman who would be in with a shot at gold !!
i don't find that funny
Quote by Libra+Love
And then ask yourself how you'd feel/react/respond if you discovered your partner was camming too.
personally it would not bother me but then i don't have the relationship where i have 2 ask for other peoples opinion on what i should do, if i want 2 do something i go to my hubby for advice, don't mean that in a nasty way but its hard to look at it from his point of view when its not a position i am in
Not you NN, dirtymochyn04. He's struggling, I'm dishing out a little wisdom
Or not
i knew u didn't mean me was just throwing my 10 pennath worth in lol
Quote by sleazy
There are unconfirmed rumours around that a number of new events will be introduced at the London 2012 Olympic games. These are to include 'Long jumping the dole queue", "100 meter burnt out car hurdle" and "sprinting with a nicked car stereo".
These are as yet unsubstantiated rumours but lets hope they are true as we might actually win something then !!
i have a good one how about
lets post on the cafe when we are supposed 2 be at work!! lol
Quote by Libra+Love
And then ask yourself how you'd feel/react/respond if you discovered your partner was camming too.
personally it would not bother me but then i don't have the relationship where i have 2 ask for other peoples opinion on what i should do, if i want 2 do something i go to my hubby for advice, don't mean that in a nasty way but its hard to look at it from his point of view when its not a position i am in
To remember that you're looking for bi fems only.
Quote by bluexxx
The last thing I wanted was to shag her! I could have saved the cash and did that at home.
see now personally i think thats a terrable thing to say, is ur partner not worth spending money on and taking out? do u only pay out to shag other people?
I thought it was a bit nasty too. Maybe that's why she's now his ex
well i was going to comment on the fact she was now his ex girlfriend but thought i best not cause i'm not known to be a nasty person :angel:
:haha:
