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14 Feb 2006

Quote by winchwench
"so you dont want to help sick children them madam"

sorry but my reply to that would be, no and seeing as your getting paid to stand there neither do you!
I'm sorry but how can anyone who's earning a living out of charitys call anyone else, they not stood there thro the good of their heart they get paid around 60% of what they collect which is why they are so pushy, the more you give the more they get wink

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14 Feb 2006

who

dunno

welcome back anyway lol

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oh and

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14 Feb 2006

13 Feb 2006

Quote by Mal
Only last year, whilst buying some beers at the supermarket, the girl scanned the beers and it comes up on their screen as a prompt to check the age of the buyer. They have to cancel that prompt before they can continue. Before she pressed to cancel, she looked up at me as if to ask my age - I just smiled and said 'do you REALLY think I'm that young?'
not bad for someone who wont be holding a 40th birthday party again!!!
Mal

i think she was just taking the piss lol

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13 Feb 2006

Quote by MikeC
As you may or may not of heard. I was at a party in the south of england over the weekend. As it was a great idea of a few of us to get some food and some booze from a well know supermarket chane.

wasn't asda was it?
cause now if the person your serving don't look over 21 you have to ask for ID, of sourse you can buy it at 18 but the 21 thing is to avoid any mistakes :shock: not that i work the cheakouts i just read it on the notice board lol

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13 Feb 2006

Quote by st3v3
Maybe you should have started a poll
Have you ever pissed;
In a sink
In the bath
In the shower
Out of a window
In your underware
None of the above

you forgot
on someone else bolt

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12 Feb 2006

I know a woman who has her nipples done about twice a year cause hers keeps being rejected, if its happed once it will keep happening, its just one of them things, so you have to either accept you can't have it or keep going back and having it re pierced :shock:

12 Feb 2006

i'm not

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11 Feb 2006

i'd love to meet people just noone wants me :cry: :cry: :cry:

11 Feb 2006

ohhh i love a good snog, so glad i'm not a teenager lol

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11 Feb 2006

wave

wish u happiness biggrin

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11 Feb 2006

i thought saw was really good i love that kinda film, but saw 2 was a bit of a let down tho it was still ok confused

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10 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
How about Queen - Another One bites the Dust?

i was going to say that one lol

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10 Feb 2006

sorry to say its just one of them things and unless your going to pay someone to police the chat rooms 24 hours a day its something you will never get rid of, i have seen some really nasty abuse in the chat rooms from guys perstering women to flash then turning nasty when they say no, but you have to just ignor them the worse thing you can do its react to them, they soon get bored and sod off lol

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10 Feb 2006

i was just thinking b4 i read it everything would be cured with sex...and i was right lol

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10 Feb 2006

Quote by southukcouple
oh i've used all sorts me
Leccy toothbrush
hair spray cans
verious fruits and veg
folk (don't ask lol)
well anything suitable really

Hair spray cans!!?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
i though that was the normal one lol
well i started with impulse cans till i set my sight on bigger things lol

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10 Feb 2006

i have to say makingcocoa personally i totally agree with you, however not everyone used this site to make friends, go to socials and take the time to get to know people who wont shag them and thats totally ok theres no right and wrong is swinging, people always say this isn't a quick shag site? well why isn't it? course it is if thats what your after, but i think the results of using this as a quick shag site speaks for itself wink

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10 Feb 2006

ok i put my hands up and admit i don't meet asian guys, i have posted this on a thread a while back on the same subject, i am not racest i have met asian men in the past but due to the fact i have had bad experiences with every single asian man i have ever met i decided not to meet any more, my choice and i don't have to justify it lol

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P.S asian women more than welocme biggrin

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9 Feb 2006

just a hello back to get my post count up too lol

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8 Feb 2006

well i think he needs a shave lol

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8 Feb 2006

oh dear i hate people who play the race card when they can't get a meet mad

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8 Feb 2006

personally i think it depends on the size of the body they attatches to, big boobs are geat if the ladies of bigger body size, small boobs are great if the ladies slimmer, big boobs on slim women just don't look right confused

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8 Feb 2006

oh i've used all sorts me lol

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Leccy toothbrush
hair spray cans
verious fruits and veg
folk (don't ask lol)
well anything suitable really lol

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8 Feb 2006

:welcome: to swingingheaven
have fun wink

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8 Feb 2006

NWC??.....whos that :grin:

8 Feb 2006

Yep.....size matters :smug:

8 Feb 2006

humm well there's that age old saying...bad sex is better than no sex at all!
personally i'm not so sure lol

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6 Feb 2006

:welcome: to the forum dante wave

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6 Feb 2006

personally i think the munches are the best way for new people to get involved and get themselves a good name for being genuine

6 Feb 2006

well i have to admit i have a bit of a thing for pre op TS's (is that phrased ok judy lol) i have already had by bollocking in the past for using such words as she males and lady boys so i tread carefully now days lol
I find them very sexy so long as they are femanine and woman looking, i always say i like women with cocks not men with tits confused

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is there a diffarence? i think so, but yes big thumbs up from em :thumbup: wink

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P.S i'm not sure about the putting women to shame bit, there are nice looking and not so nice looking in all sex's and walks of life i found that a tad offensive i must admit lol

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also feel the need to pick up on a cpl points on the below lol

Quote by 8inch
I know a guy that visits a Shemale on a regular basis, he's not gay or bi however he bends over for the shemale

firstly how can u say someone is not bi when they are letting a shemale, as you call them, shag their bum lol

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wether they look like women or not a cocks is a cock and if you have one up your arse for pleasure how can u say ur not bi?
secondly of all the TVs TSs i know, wich i admit is not loads but a few, i have always found them the ones who want to take the female role and take anal not give to a man looking man, dunno many judy could comment on this shes much more in the know than i am lol