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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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whoo hoo its my birthday 14th may so anyone there after midnight i expect a birthday shag :thumbup:
count us in
Quote by Marcuso
Any party arranged by that most excellent of peeps, Marcuso, is bound to be a winner...... count us in please mate.

FFS!!.......behave ya plank, or you'll have people thinking I'm nice......lol
You and the dragon I presume??
hey i just saw that be nice ya git its my birthday :twisted:
Quote by banlwales
Depends if you mean British or English?
anyone can be British so long as you can get a British pass port, you don't even have to be born in this county, as for English well that different, not matter where your born your still from your country of oragin and being from another nationality and being born in this country does not and never will make you English.

hmmm..the question was definately "what does it mean to be British"
in that case means fuck all really lol
Quote by Sarah
Warwick certified me many many many months ago :P :P :P

sorry didn't mean you as in you, i ment you as in a person (anyone) lol
Quote by PoloLady
Well I don't want to go - not if they don't think we are 'special' :rude:

i'll arrange the sit in lol
advice in what way?
you go, hand over the money, they stick a needle thro your clit and bung a ring in dunno
be warned tho it hurts and anyone who says diffarent if a bloody liar lol
Quote by Bloke2005
I didn't bother with the profile, this was supposed to be a test account, I wasn't even going to use the forum then I had to post about something or other and now seem to have racked up 100+!

and... honest answer now - are any of the other forums that you 'adminstrate' as naughty and as much fun as this one? lol
this forum's fun? :shock:
which threads that then? lol lol lol
Quote by PoloLady
I just wonder how we as a nation could celebrate Britain Day (and it mean anything) if there is no unified answer as to what it means to be British.

confused
dunno, i wouldn't celebrate it anyway lol
Quote by PoloLady
Well he cannot of been doing it right then!!!!!!!!!!!! rolleyes

ohh well some try their best, i remember being at a club once and some guys humping away and i was thinking...what the hells he doing its not even in rolleyes so i put my hand down to help him along and it was in :shock:
sorry hijack over lol
Isn't it just so disappointing when that happens lol
well yes
and isn't it hard so shag something you can't feel? :shock:
Depends if you mean British or English?
anyone can be British so long as you can get a British pass port, you don't even have to be born in this county, as for English well that different, not matter where your born your still from your country of oragin and being from another nationality and being born in this country does not and never will make you English.
Quote by Sarah
i want to be certified but not sure what qualities i have confused
will think of summat wink

Passed
NN;- 'Certified by Sarah as saving herself for later in the week'
lmao can u be certified for that?
Quote by Sarah
Well he cannot of been doing it right then!!!!!!!!!!!! rolleyes

ohh well some try their best, i remember being at a club once and some guys humping away and i was thinking...what the hells he doing its not even in rolleyes so i put my hand down to help him along and it was in :shock:
sorry hijack over lol
Quote by Noel
Everyones will be delivered shortly, I'm sending st3v3 out with orders. Sarah - I'll come and deliver yours personally.

oi i want a personal delivery too you know rolleyes
i dunno you just can;t get the staff now days
Quote by PoloLady
Girls or guys for that matter
It would seem Noel still needs insertions to take place.
Now who would like to volunter??
Answers to Noel's pm box lol lol lol

He has been inserting confused I didn't feel a thing :shock:
been there, done that lol
poor lad
someone mention my name lol
actually i'm saving my energy for chams later so i'll just sit here and watch darkfire and sarah don the strap ons, any little subby males want to join in wink
Quote by Noel
I knew I shouldn't have gone in that Bi-Curious Male chat room.
:shock: rolleyes

oh yeah? can i watch? Noels on the atkins diet low carb, high protien wink lol
i work sunday nights so i have to make sure all the uniforms etc are done b4 i go so sunday is not day of rest for me
Quote by Vicky_uk
Oh and Jim_Yorks only 3/10 for the bomb in the jacuzzi - sorry no finesse at all there lmao

Oh yeah i forgot about that lol
very funny, nearly took my head off :shock:
i give you 10 outa 10 personally wink
Quote by LilMissGullable
Oh dear been thinking about this one long and hard and if you asked 2 things i'd like to change i'd have a list as long as your arm lol
but 2 things i#d like to keep isn't as easy so after much thought i've come up with
My hair, but maybe with a little less grey so i didn't have to dye it so much lol
My personality cause i happen to think i'm a nice person, even if i'm a bit sarcastic and maybe a little blunt at times :shock:

Yes defo keep the personalitly.... your nice and funny too smile
awww thanx :inlove:
its ok tho you don't have to be nice i've told you you can have that shag ffs rolleyes
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Quote by Marcuso
I don't mind horror's, like thrillers better like seven and saw etc but i hate mindless violant films like resivour dogs etc :shock:

Well, stop hitting Sleazy's face then. (well, it looks like it's been hit SEVERAL times) :twisted: biggrin innocent bolt
:shock:
Oh dear been thinking about this one long and hard and if you asked 2 things i'd like to change i'd have a list as long as your arm lol
but 2 things i#d like to keep isn't as easy so after much thought i've come up with
My hair, but maybe with a little less grey so i didn't have to dye it so much lol
My personality cause i happen to think i'm a nice person, even if i'm a bit sarcastic and maybe a little blunt at times :shock:
I don't mind horror's, like thrillers better like seven and saw etc but i hate mindless violant films like resivour dogs etc :shock:
Well maybe if you told us a bit about you, ie location, ages etc i may consider chatting to you to see if we all got on but seeing as you can't be arsed nor can i lol