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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Quote by Sarah
NN
You owe me a new keyboard........... what the fcuk is that???
Just give it some ears and we will all be away with the fairies, or put a head light on it and OMG just
even thinking about it
told you it looks like a star wars space craft urs supposed to sit on it
its about the size of your first, dunno looks quite interesting i was going to get one of each next week Quote by Sarah
yep its true folkes
as a asda employee i can confirm we do now sell sex toys
i was looking at them last night they made my durex and very poshly packaged
P.S you got the price the wrong way round tho the wonds and the gems , i know cause i was pricing them up last night
No, I only copied what was in the paper!
Now we all know NOT to believe what is written in the paper! :shock:
Do you get staff discount?? :P
yes 10%
i'll try one out in the bogs tonight and let u know if they any good
thats the little gem can't find the wond
Quote by neilinleeds
OMFG she'll be made up. not sure how they got to hear of her, but sure it's very gratifying to know you have a range of plastic penises named in your honour!
d'ya think they'll have free samples and stuff, cos those rabbits are getting bloody expensive!
neil x x x ;)
the little gem is a clit stimulator, it actually looks like some kind of space craft outa star wars
very wierd it is
the G spot stimulator
is also a bit odd tho it does go inside you it don't look like a dildo its not a cock shape at all its just a long curved pice of smooth plastic looks like a body massarger, they deffo designed to be up market play toys Quote by Mal
Mal - I think i should posting near you - your bum looks a little firmer than mine - lol
you've either got it or you ain't!!
hark at 'im
My stalker's out of bed!
Nice to see you Ali, just got up?
Mal
yup got up just 2 stalk you
no actually i've been waiting up for my tumble dryer, really should go to bed tho as i was in last night and back in at 8, its just 2 damn adictive tho, can you swap your pic please
Quote by devondelight
Here you go then Mr Filth I have secured a pic of NN just for you so you can see how fat she is
DD :twisted: (would have put the blue run away pic here but I can't access it now)
yes i apologise to all you bbw lover for the weight i have lost i will find you out a b4 pic now
Oh you fibber NN that was taken in your slim days ... now tell the truth cause you know we had to get the winch out so you could sit at the club bar last week ... pmsl
DD
can go off people you know :shock:
Quote by devondelight
Here you go then Mr Filth I have secured a pic of NN just for you so you can see how fat she is
DD :twisted: (would have put the blue run away pic here but I can't access it now)
yes i apologise to all you bbw lover for the weight i have lost i will find you out a b4 pic now
Quote by HornyRed
So that offer is open to everyone,,,,except straight blokes....thats almost being picky
It might have something to do with it being a BI night
NN, see you there monday night
sheesh i get 3 replys 1 to call me picky, 1 to say i'm to far away and 1 from someone whos going anyway
doing well here arn't i?
oh and a got a PM from a str8 guy
cock rings are ok but if you are into safe sex you can't really feel it with a condom on as it holds the ring flat to the cock plus they more likely to split the condom, not everytime but i have found a higher number split with guys wearing one thah those who don't, if your not into safe sex then go for it they great
