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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
UK

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Quote by Bi-baz
marmite is tops nothing better than a marmite cover cock to suck on icon_ thats it thats you off my 'to do' list

Don't mind Marmite on my cock - just not in my mouth...... yeeeukkk
So am I still a possible "To do", NN? confused
yeah but you gotta snog me after passionkiss
Quote by markz
was it covered in marmite biggrin

whoo hoo sounds like my kinda bj :bounce:
baby!!! now that would have pissed me off too lol

brummies and marmite
pea's in a pod biggrin
i am NOT a brummie mad
Quote by Bi-baz
What's all this "Marmite"???
Does ANYBODY like Marmite?
Shouldn't they have gone out of business long ago?
(Sorry for misusing the thread)

marmite is tops :thumbup: nothing better than a marmite cover cock to suck on wink thats it thats you off my 'to do' list sad
Quote by dundeefella
He just whipped it out in front of me whilst the wife took her dressing gown off

yeah thats normal men do that all the time rolleyes
sorry but.......ohh umm you know me gotta have my say
say long as your protecting yourself does it really matter what others are doing?
some people like bare back sex as adults is a choise we make, if others chose to have unprotected sex thats totally upto them they know the risk they take cummon people do we really have to keep telling them, its no diffarent to the old cheating topic, each to their own wink
Quote by Bi-baz
i could be

Oooooh you really know how to turn a guy on! hump hump
not the first time i've been told that :twisted: lol
Quote by dundeefella
i'll admit - i always fancied a threesome and that was a motive
But have thought about giving head quite a bit recently and did want to try it.
But ur point is fair rolleyes

my point usually is wink
serious post now
personally i feel that you never really went into this looking for guys to play with, maybe you though it would better your chances for shagging a woman if you said you was bi?
Quote by Bi-baz
well its kinda hard to 4get me really icon_
bit like toothache icon_

Well, NN, you're certainly not a pain in the butt....... redface redface redface
i could be:twisted: :twisted: hump
Quote by markz
was it covered in marmite biggrin

whoo hoo sounds like my kinda bj :bounce:
baby!!! now that would have pissed me off too lol
Quote by Bi-baz
and a girl

Yup, I hadn't forgotten you, NN - what fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin
well its kinda hard to 4get me really :shock:
bit like toothache confused
Quote by Bi-baz
Foreplay - more than one bar of chocolate!

You're thinking of 'Fiveboys' (remember them?)
Mmmmmm... five boys..... redface
and a girl poke wink
Quote by Bi-baz
you saying us women have big bums?

Ahem... "foreplay" m'dear, "foreplay"..... redface redface redface
whats that then? blink
Quote by dundeefella
didnt really enjoy it - luckily the wife notice and took over from me!

so does that mean now you know what its like you'll never ask aniother woman to blow you off again? lol
Quote by Bi-baz
you men never use lube on us

Blimmin' well DO (if necessary - not usually found it necessary tho wink )
you saying us women have big bums? :shock:
Quote by Bi-baz
Funny way of showin' it - NO LUBE??? That's GOTTA hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

you men never use lube on us :shock:
its ok he likes the rough approach wink
just want to point out that sleazy does not do men with strapons lol lol
Quote by Bi-baz
So, NN, it's a foursome now, is it???? :shock: :shock: :shock:

what you want me to bring them both? :shock:
fuck me i'll just stay at home shall i? lol
Quote by Bi-baz
ooo ok its a deal but only if i can watch you with the repair guy first

You're on! Now, where do we find a repair man....... cool
i know a cpl wink
Quote by Bi-baz
we could alway have a shag while we wait for the repair guy?

Why waste time smashing up the pc when we could be shaggin'???? 'Spose the repair guy might be up for it though.......? Hmmmmmmm.... Come round and smash up my pc, will ya NN? lol lol lol
Oooh oooh ooh, you lot are makin' me all indecisive today!
ooo ok its a deal but only if i can watch you with the repair guy first wink
Quote by Mal
If the delicious Mal is about

there's two Mal's? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :giggle:
Sometimes I wonder if I deactivate the wrong people!! :shock:
You couldn't cope with 2 of us!!! lol
Mal
and
Mal
two mal's :inlove: ooo i think i could wink
and you would NEVER deactivate me you all love me to much lol lol bolt