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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
UK

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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S
:laughabove: Ha!*

*Erm, okay... :scared:
Quote by Morbius
I've been using that line regularly for 16 years..... and it's NEVER worked ..... yet :twisted:

passionkiss Hello you!
Quote by Calista
Did the Mods ever have a uniform? PVC or latex kinda tight fitting little number for the ladies and a nice pair of leather chaps for the chaps?
I'm partial to a uniform ;) :twisted: Be quite happy to shag a load of mods if that was the case!

:notes: Will speak to St3v3 about this! :giggle:
Actually I think Naughty Wigan Couple have done that a few times - just headed over & wandered wherever they fancied. Sounds awesome.
Quote by Calista
I will admit I was praying to the forum gods worship I even observed NiL #1 rule of copy it!

Needs to go in the glossary I reckon! wink
Quote by essex34m
Oooh hello you! :rascal:

What you after?
What you offering? :twisted:
Nothing is on offer, yet it is there for the taking ;)
Ah, ever cryptic! :grin:
He doesn't offer because he's a good little subbie wink
Only for the right women ;)
Ah, yes... well-played with the 'women' word there, 'person' would've left you open to my best Bloke jokes :twisted:
Quote by celestria
Not resurrecting the old thread, starting a new one...
Who's up for a spot of forum flirting? :twisted:

most awesome cleavage lovely lady xxx
As you said wink
passionkiss Thanks. For being a bit lovely sillyassionkiss:
Quote by Earthchild
most awesome cleavage lovely lady xxx

Right backatcha sillyhwoar:
C'mere passionkiss
Not resurrecting the old thread, starting a new one...
Who's up for a spot of forum flirting? :twisted:
Quote by essex34m
Oooh hello you! :rascal:

What you after?
What you offering? :twisted:
Nothing is on offer, yet it is there for the taking ;)
Ah, ever cryptic! :grin:
Quote by essex34m
Oooh hello you! :rascal:

What you after?
What you offering? :twisted:
Posting boots: the metaphorical footwear of the forum gobshite. Often used in a welcoming and encouraging way: "You'll soon find your posting boots" lol
Quote by Qbu
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Quote by Earthchild
oh and theres still sand down my cleavage from the beach today anyone for a sandpaper tit wank? :twisted:

:scared:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
i'd sneek in, hidden in Nolas cleavage :twisted:

Nice try! :rascal:
Quote by essex34m
On such a special night, how could I not? Tonight will feature Southern Comfort, the history of The Eagles on BBC4 and my iPad. Tonight will be very welcome.

Oooh hello you! :rascal:
I've not popped the wine cork yet. I'm on the hot chocolate coffee
Jeans and a pink t shirt.
Bra? Check.*
*Waiting for the supermarket delivery... don't want to give them too much of an eyeful!
Quote by celestria
Oooops.... Could be good mod button practice, we will just laugh and point if it goes tits up wink lol

Nah banghead Think I might have done enough modding for the day. Am sure someone else will be along soon enough. Off to drink wine.
Cheers! :cheers:
Quote by celestria
Made me twitch until I remembered Mike is dyslexic... Can mods correct spelling in topic titles???

If Mike can constantly dig at me for imaginary smurfs, falling asleep and being old and almost a granny, then he can take a little lighthearted dig about his spelling :lol2: I'm fairly sure he knows that's all it is ;)
I think so too... lol :lol:
Dammit... I'm not sure I can unmerge! :doh:
Quote by MikeC
As blue is now 10...i mean 10 years on site...i thought lets dedicate this week's GFZ to her.............

Mike, I merged the thread to stop the twitching kiss
I think my tipple of choice tonight will be a kir royale.
Alcoholic fizzy ribena anyone? drinkies
I thought it might be useful for us to collate a glossary of oft-used forum terms, y'know, in the spirit of making all welcome.
Feel free to add to it... just for fun :giggle:
bluexxx's parties or 'one of blue's parties': these were and are the stuff of forum legend. (Before my time but I've heard them discussed in hushed tones :twisted: ) I believe they *may* have involved dressing up and all sorts of unspeakable naughtiness :rascal:
Quote by bluexxx
Cheesecake belongs in the thread about awkwardly arranged foods.
Cheese does not belong in cake.

Really?! :shock:
Oooh, is there a Bailey's theme then?
Can I offer Bailey's cheesecake? :lickface:
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Vodka Jelly (the famous tatty vodka jelly)
Chocolate...lots and lots and lots of chocolate
Pizza......
Are we in??????

Depends on whether your pizza has pineapple on it or not..... :giggle: