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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · County Durham

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Quote by Tazcpl
Put our names down please T we were gutted to miss the last one. Ta J & J :taz:
hel aye why not lol
some good points there, as we have had a lot of emails askin if g wad meet on her own the answer is yes fems only even fems off cpls but as long as on there own , once on a girly site she was gona meet a fem i was to drop her off at the house only for us to find out it was a man using his exes account was the wont have a f2f fone call that done it
Quote by Merlin95
Hi, any idea of the area you gonna be? would like to be there...
ee soz ya nar forgot to bloody well check ill blame her lol mm next time xx
Quote by BIoke
Add me please, I might even get pissed this time lol

If you do, I will wink
Can we sing harmonies please?
xthis id like to hear :lol:
Quote by Drew_North_East
Does nea fooka speak proper english roond here like?
I divn't naa how al understand yees folk, am a Northumbrian don't you know la. :P
<<<<translated into "hi t would you like a pint" why aye il hava swilly offye la lol
Quote by BIoke
After a chat with a friend the other evening on here about how some people here seem to use the site to create a persona for themselves that in real life, they just don't live up to, I thought it might be useful topic for debate dunno
From my experience, if I think somebody is acting or appears to lack authenticity, what tends to happen with me is that I get suspicious, start to ask a million questions, get cynical about who they really are and what's driving it. I tend to look at HOW people say things as opposed to WHAT they say and when one plus one just don't seem to two, I get curious cool I'm NOT talking about people who don't look like what you thought they might, more people who really don't ACT like what you thought they might - good and/or bad biggrin
Having been to several socials off here and met a few decent people I hope I come across in real life pretty much the same as I do on here - i.e. I can string a sentence, have manners (a Liverpudlian version of them anyway wink ), debate with others without getting emotional/personal most of the time and have fun along the way. I've seen a few folk who I thought might be quiet really 'come into their own' in the real world and have been pleasantly surprised. However, I've also seen (and heard) of others who 'big themselves up' and then seem to under-deliver when it comes to matching their online persona in the real world.
I guess a lot of it comes down to perception, although I do believe we each carve our own path to some degree... apparently, to some, I can appear quite scary on here but I hope those who have met me will vouch for that fact that I don't REALLY pounce on people's 'straight' husbands and bi boyfriends (much) :rascal:
I DON'T want this to become a thread about who let who down and please don't let's get personal - more about how each of us read certain behaviours etc etc
Any thoughts?
BIoke :P x
think a few ppl might of been scared pooless as ya humour the way it cums owa in say the chat room at one social where me and g another cpl met up with you and di for a pre social meal the crack and storys was so funny as fook and to me just a another funny witty and really intelligent person and really a joy to nar and to call a real freind but then again a cany few have said same boot me as sum humour ppls cant seem to read unless you actually meet the person same here i have thought about ppl till we met them
Quote by conky
Hi Its Graham here I missed the last one so if possible put me down as I would love to come along and enjoy the crack
Graham
done m8 just remember to keep online to look at this post to confirm and that okies lol
well when i went for mine after much descussion i remember coming round after the op then a hour later the doc askin me if i had any question i said "what about golf " to which he replies it wont be long before i could play again " funny doc i couldnt fookin play before the op" well was to mak me self feel better lol any way rings mrs north up to pick me up but she says can i wait as shes lookin at cookers ffs i wana get picked up to take me home :cry: any she cums picks me up and.........drives over every fookin speed bump on the way yearm la :shock: :shock: shes luvin it laffin like fook , cpls day later panic attack as me balls swell so i cudnt even see me cock awww off to the docs wee says its ok sum swell sum dont phew any way few weeks later balls and cock back to normal then cums the time we took first specimen in then the 2nd one was due and as we were in a rush driving down the a road when mrs n says "er ya forgot to fill the bottle " ffs off road we cum to find a secluded layby (dogging ffs lol) shes givin me the helping hand iam holding the bottle .fill its off to the hossy she taks it in hands it over the recetpion wifey says " mm this is warm are you trying baby " no cum the reply as the mrs feels bit of a numpty as others are sitting in the waiting room biggrin she cums runnin out me sitting in car engine still runnin "go go go " ffs thout she had ripped the place off she says she niva felt so crap in her life as i am driving with a smile on me face .............remembering them speed bumps lol :lol:
we out between 6/8 lookin for over 45s with pics to meet so the mrs can wank ya off will speak on fone first
Quote by GnC29teeside
put our names down cheers G n T

yep ya added and lets hope ya not waiting hrs for ya chips lol
Quote by cumbrians4u
Another night of dancing in the Pink count us in! If you can add our names to the list, depends on work but at the mo it looks fine, we will be very grateful!
B&Bxxx

on the list xx
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Could you put us on the list as possibles please. See how we carefully avoided the use of the word "down"?
John & Shel
sorted
Quote by tyneside4fun
Ahem plz put us down....... not down down ...we mean down on list :-)
fook read me mind lol
Just when ya thout ya were safe from mitch pink 8 is cumin soon at a gay area near you (chips over the moon) so get ya names doon and hotels booked as the best neet oot is back lol :lol:
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speed boat middle of turkish sea where quite near the vin stroke i either had the choice to tell mrs n there was a tourist ship cumin by i er forgot lol
me BOSSES chair :lol: made me smile next day at work when he says "wtf you smirkin at" :lol:
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her mams beed mad
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why she was on fone to sum 1.
Quote by BIoke
"Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear mr nec...
Happy birthday to you!" :P
May the fruits of your lovely loins be ever flowing and the sperm of the devil's son never darken your bumhole :rascal:
BIoke x

mrs north says can she watch lol...
Quote by BIoke
"Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear mr nec...
Happy birthday to you!" :P
May the fruits of your lovely loins be ever flowing and the sperm of the devil's son never darken your bumhole :rascal:
BIoke x
hehe i like this 1 arl i have to de it get sumit to rhyme with chip lol big thanks for every 1 er what a day ya get these birthdays wat mak ya older then ya basid daughter tells you that your gona ...........be a grandad awwwwwwwww mad er hope sunderland win on sunday :lol:
Quote by lucyweebaps-cpl
:shock: can't believe missed this was in Newcastle weekend before! gutted.. hope a good time was had by all..
Lucy sad
next time ill let ya nar be great to see u2 again xxxxxxx
hey there fookers lol thanks to every one who turned up last neet and mad it a really fantastic one as always with the ne chat room posse this even just gets better n better even though mitch scared the shit oota mr elsa :lol: buga him mitch (ne pun) he just a willy teaser :lol: :lol: think elsas bra was glued on last neet la :lol: or did i miss sumit any was a super neet as i can tell by the amount of space in me wallet and the lack of space in gs purse :lol: great to see the regs and some newbies and for the regs to mak them welcome .and bloke me bum aint pert that was me wallet :lol: geoff29 now has the "ill wait 4 hours for chips" title surprised :lol: any chip said he enjoyed the GAY night club he went to last neet but wadnt give us any details :lol: :lol: you be the judge :lol: :lol: mr werfun do ya wana buy me pint £20 :lol: any way again a git big thanks to ya arl wee turned oot as its yous who make this happen xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx