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6 Apr 2004

Thank you for this thread!
worship

:inlove:

My last 2 lovers have been roundheads and very nice they were too!! lol

Veeeeery tasty blast

:giggle:
But they took an 'age' to cum :sleeping: :sleeping:
I thought it was my technique that was at fault! dunno

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30 Mar 2004

I've been listening to it for years with the same ignorance. redface

Wasn't until we had a very stait laced friend staying with us, that was horrified at the lyrics, that I paid any attention. lol

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30 Mar 2004

Lou Reed's, Walk on the wild side.
She never lost her head, even when she was giving head.
blast

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25 Mar 2004

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Wilma
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rolleyes

But I'll kill him if he does! :boxing: :boxing:
Just teasing kiss

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14 Mar 2004

Hello again Andy, I've sent you PM. wink

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11 Mar 2004

Sorry folks redface

Answer 3 might be a fib! :shock: :shock:

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11 Mar 2004

1:yes
2:yes
3:no
4:yes
5:yes
What's my score? rolleyes

:bounce: :bounce:

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8 Mar 2004

When you've worked out how to do it, let me know? dunno

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7 Mar 2004

I've just tried the chatroom to see if it works for me, because I saw Judy's post.
I got in straight away. :shock: :shock:
Didn't stay long because I cant keep up with it. redface

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6 Mar 2004

If you want me helpless lol

Yes please. :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:

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6 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
I do but i don't wnt to spill my guts unless im the only one

Hello MrsFc lol

Does The Terminator count as sci-fi? redface

I'll spill my guts;);) Love him to bits. :shock: :shock:

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6 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
Red hair and glasses, and I'm helpless.

I wear glasses for looking at my pc. rolleyes

And I color my hair. :shock: :shock:
If you want red? boink

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6 Mar 2004

Eh?? Have I missed something? redface

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4 Mar 2004

Click on 'profile' at the top of the forum page. dunno

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4 Mar 2004

Oops, maybe a moderator could delete my post?
I forgot about not being offensive and rude to other members. :doh: :doh: :doh:

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3 Mar 2004

We'd be very interested in a NE munch,.
As newbies it would be a great way to meet the few people that we've had contact with on here.
Would depend on date because of hubby's work.
We're from north Yorkshire, so organising it isn't an option for us. rolleyes

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29 Feb 2004

Had my first grope in a cinema with a bloke called kipper boink

Dont suppose you originally from Dorset and about 46/47??? flipa

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29 Feb 2004

Soooo, how you do that? :confused2:

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29 Feb 2004

female half of novice1, if that helps? rolleyes

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29 Feb 2004

Stupid question coming up! :doh: :doh:
How come gman can post when he aint online? :confused2: :confused2:

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23 Feb 2004

Mmmm, we've just spent ages trying to write an add, agonising over what to put. :confused: :confused:
I only logged on to post it, not sure whether to do it now!! dunno

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23 Feb 2004

Hello Ivor and Jane.
Have you thought about linking your advert to your forum posts?
In the 'Lets meet up' forum, KitKat has a post telling you how to do it.
It's a 'sticky' so you'll find it at the top of the page. lol

I'm not very good at computer stuff, so maybe someone else could add a link in here? rolleyes

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22 Feb 2004

I've checked it out wink

(only cos I had my eye on you anyway) :thrilled: :thrilled:
Typing could be better, but hey, what would I know? dunno

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22 Feb 2004

Quote by zepsix
hello novice 1 guess where i am from

I'm not the brightest button in the box :doh:
Wallsend? :embarrased2:
I liked your addy 69position

Just need to speak to hubby when he gets home in the morning :sleeping: :sleeping:
PM on it's way :happy: :happy:

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15 Feb 2004

Hey gman, we're doing fine. boink

(PM on it's way, dont wanna go off topic). redface

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15 Feb 2004

Oops, I've been trawling the forums for weeks trying to get the 'feel' of the site! redface

Think I'll go back to being anonymous again (just til the 'celebrity' thing has worn off). :wary: :wary:

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15 Feb 2004

Mine's not on the list either.
Someone I chatted to on the internet asked if we were swingers. I just thought, hey, something else to research, and typed it into AOL seach engine.
And found this fantastic site. worship

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29 Jan 2004

I've just read my post again, I think I had a few too many last night! redface

My point was, maybe you have been lucky, but your contacts are very slow at working through their replies, like me. wink

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29 Jan 2004

Happy birthday for Friday zepsix lol

I'm hoping to be in Newcastle (Wallsend to be more precise) to lose my 'swinging' virginity :shock: :shock:
I hope I ain't having a better time than you on your special day! 69position

( Is she a liar or wot)? :therethere: :therethere:

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29 Jan 2004

Another forum that I feel a need to respond to lol

Please dont anyone take offence :doh:
I joined a dating site (with my husbands consent) wink

I gave a good description of myself and what I was looking for, I didn't really expect much response, because I'm a 45 year old woman, and every profile I read were men my age' looking for' women 18 to 40 :doh:
Are they for real? rotflmao

I was totally overwhelmed by the response I got, mostly by men that had no interest in meeting, they were just interested in showing/receiving 'rude' pics and cyber sex rolleyes

(how many times can you describe a blow job before it gets boring)? rolleyes

But I've slowly sifted through them (took me weeks)! And I eventually found one, we've met for a drink and hopefully, weather permitting, we're both meeting him on Friday night. boink

Think I've rambled on a bit Matt_for_all redface

BTW how old are you? kiss

The point of my boring rambling post was....I've forgotten banghead

Isn't senility a pain in the arse? :crazy: :crazy:

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