lift pussys head so it looking straight up
shove in pill
keep its gob shut
stroke its throat and neck for about 30 seconds, it induces a natural reaction to swallow.
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orpheous1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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surely the difference is that most women have an emotional connection with the person they are having sex with, but most men don't. You cant change a million years of evolution in the space of a few dozen generations.
By the way, I feel let down cos my missus tried threesomes before we got together, and refuse to entertain the idea no, whereas I havent and want to try. any advice for me?
Orph
By the way, I feel let down cos my missus tried threesomes before we got together, and refuse to entertain the idea no, whereas I havent and want to try. any advice for me?
Orph
I have the opinion that let them do their worst. it hopefully puts off the wanabees and idiots (especially where dogging is concerned)leaving the real experience to those who truly seek it
It is, I feel, Akin to the people who 'visit' the lake district and take a cruise on Windermere and look at the shops etc... leaving the remaining unspoilt corners for the people who want to experience true beauty and occassional wilderness.
It is, I feel, Akin to the people who 'visit' the lake district and take a cruise on Windermere and look at the shops etc... leaving the remaining unspoilt corners for the people who want to experience true beauty and occassional wilderness.
them frickin coathangers which are wrapped in that stuff your gran makes 'bespreads' out of, the satinny stuff that
a) your clothes dont grip too anyway and end up on the floor of the wardrobe and
b) take up so much chuffin room in the wardrobe you can only fit 7 items in it
nnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
and pubs that serve you crap like 'Scotsman' whiskey when what you actually asked for was a whiskey, i mean a malt.
Oh and pub barfolks that ask what mixer you want when you ask for a malt!!!nnnnnggggg
oh and bloody Opera!!! (I could go on all night)
orph
a) your clothes dont grip too anyway and end up on the floor of the wardrobe and
b) take up so much chuffin room in the wardrobe you can only fit 7 items in it
nnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
and pubs that serve you crap like 'Scotsman' whiskey when what you actually asked for was a whiskey, i mean a malt.
Oh and pub barfolks that ask what mixer you want when you ask for a malt!!!nnnnnggggg
oh and bloody Opera!!! (I could go on all night)
orph
ooh theres so many to choose from.
If I'm in the mood for a dirty ride - Donna Air
If I fancy a girl to take home to meet the parents - Rachel Stevens (though secretly i think shes a dirty little slut)
If i wanted to make love - that bird off the channel 5 news (though again I reckon behind closed doors shes a slut) hmmn theres a theme developing here
Orph
If I'm in the mood for a dirty ride - Donna Air
If I fancy a girl to take home to meet the parents - Rachel Stevens (though secretly i think shes a dirty little slut)
If i wanted to make love - that bird off the channel 5 news (though again I reckon behind closed doors shes a slut) hmmn theres a theme developing here
Orph
Hey Dr P. do you have the link?
I heard an interview on Radio 5 a few years back about this guy, I think he posted an ad in Loot and had a few hundred replies. Ive been curios ever since (thats just curious, not bi curious). Any ladies need a good deed on a friday, Im aalllllllllll yours lol
Orph
I heard an interview on Radio 5 a few years back about this guy, I think he posted an ad in Loot and had a few hundred replies. Ive been curios ever since (thats just curious, not bi curious). Any ladies need a good deed on a friday, Im aalllllllllll yours lol
Orph
St Patrick was British. kidnapped by the Irish when he was 16 years old and taken to Ireland. Thats probably why as may british celebrate St Patricks day as Irish, incidently, he left britain for Ireland at Heysham (my home town) and the ancient church there (the ruins) is called St. Patricks to this day (the newer one which dates back only 600 years) is said to be his last footfall in England.
Orph
Orph