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partyman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
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Quote by LordBigCockForU
As a novice I would try the Private Club in Aston, Birmingham. The "entertainment" is all laid on so u dont have to try too hard there.

The guy was asking about Swingers Clubs. The place you mention is nothing more than a brothel. You pay the club, the club pays the prostitutes and the prostitutes do their tricks. Fine if all you want to be is a "punter" but I think that this guy might actually have enough about him to have the inter-personal skills to be able to socialise, to become friends with people and to enjoy the swinging scene without needing to resort to brothels.
In any case, he wanted to know about London. He'd need visa's, innoculations and parental permission, not to mention classes on how English is properly spoken, to exit the M25 Barrier and head up norf. lol
Hope you have fun over East Mids way. I popped by one or two dogging spots in Derby in the past, and the folks there were well friendly. Just wish it wasn't such a long trek from Brum. Mind you there's a good party scene in Derby that I do make the journey for, so maybe one day before or after a party, I may pop by again...
It happens in Germany, and there is a German language web site on the subject, but whilst the lingo isn't problem, accessing it is via a premium rate dial up number, so I won't go near it.
However...The Truth IS Out There!
(BTW, if couples play in car parks in Germany like they do in the Horny Porny Cinema Clubs, then next time I go I'll be hiring a car for sure!)
Why do I go dogging? (or as I say to myself on most nights...why oh why oh why do I go dogging? lol )
Someone mentioned the "drug" factor. And I think that is something to do with it. It's addictive. Just like fishermen wait for hours or days to get a bite, so us doggers are waiting for days and weeks sometimes to get a show. But when you get one, then it makes everything else worthwhile. Just that feeling of getting that bite of the forbidden fruit. Being able to view or share in an intimate moment with an honest average suburban couple, instead of the False Celebrity Fantasies that thne media bombards us with. To be able to stick two fingers up at the preachers and teachers who tell us what we should and shouldn't do, and have some fun that the puritanicals would want to deny us. All that then comforts me in the wait for the next show...whenever that may be... redface
As a fishing correspondent on telly once used to say..."Tight Lines"! :lol:
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I've been to the one on Oxford Rd in Manchester

Believe it or not, but go back some 7 or 8 years or more, and that one was a hot spot for evening HETERO activity! :shock:
In fact, if I had a time machine I'd love to go back to the pre-home-video and pre-swingers-clubs days where the only place a couple could go to see a porno movie was the sex cinema. There used to be some right action back in those days. Porno cinemas were about the only "public" places where swingers could go and have some fun.
How about a BMW with drug-dealer windows, silly little blue LED's by the windscreen wipers, neon lights underslung under the floor, more illuminations on the front bumper than Blackpool, an LED powered exhaust pipe extension and silly neon lights on the wheels that flash on and off?
Who cares about creature comforts inside? One thing will be for sure, and that's that you'll be bound to attract a wonderful audience of boy racers to perform to on the outside. lol
Seriously though, did someone mention Land Rovers? As a veteran of Land Rovers, all I can say is "don't do it"! They may be good for a number of things, but not as passion wagons.
Not many mentions of caravanettes yet. I'd have thought that they would be good, wouldn't they?
I spoke to someone who went on a diet with the aid of a nutritionist, and from what iunderstand, the diet was supposed to create a grdual weight loss, that avoided "plateau's".
THe way it worked was to callorie-count, with meals in week one being limited to sometning stupid like 750cals per day for7 days, then in week two, the daily ration would be 1250 per day, then back to 750 cals per day for week three, and on week 4, the limit was raised to 2000cals per day.
Obviously week 4 didn't lose you much weight, but it was supposed to "con" the body out of thinking it was NOT being starved, and stop it from adjusting its metabolism.
Anyone else heard of methods like this, and do they work?
Quote by claicerrig
Reviewv still not posted sad

Maybe if we all buy a ringtone for our Star Trek Communicator Devices off the new owners, they'll giive it a higher priority??? evil
Quote by naughtynymphos1
How about regular "Slimmers-Only" get-togethers, at a club (TBA) to provide mutual moral (immoral?) support and all that sort of stuff. If Weight Watchers think that there is something to be had by having group meetings, then there must be something to it. Hey, who knows, someone who knows about these sort of things could work out a "suitable" aerobics workout for us all to do to burn off some calories while we are there???

Well the idead's good but to be honest i think people are far to spread out across the UK to be having regular get togethers to talk about their weight lol
Wasn't suggesting that it was compulsary, but for those who can get to a club (Chams or somewhere?) for a get together...could be fun for those who can make it...needn't be the same ones every time, and I doubt that weight will be the topic of converstion for too any nano-seconds :lol: :lol: :lol:
How about regular "Slimmers-Only" get-togethers, at a club (TBA) to provide mutual moral (immoral?) support and all that sort of stuff. If Weight Watchers think that there is something to be had by having group meetings, then there must be something to it. Hey, who knows, someone who knows about these sort of things could work out a "suitable" aerobics workout for us all to do to burn off some calories while we are there???
Ha ha, slimmers only, cool makes a change from couples only lol And at least we won't have lots of wafer thin skinny Kylie-esque types around to point fingers at us.
BTW no wafer thin skinny Kylie-esque types were harmed or killed during the writing of this posting.
Is the Wirrall dogging still in the same place as it used to be?...which was made up of 2 car park clusters, about half a mile apart, until some years ago when a new pub/resaurant was built on or alongside one of the car parks?
Damn it, dogging there was good in the olden days, shame to hear that it's died down.
Quote by well_busty_babe
its not a joke really though, you do get couples looking for a couple who play only as a single fem!
we have had couples email us asking for a meet for a 4some, where i am supposed to play with the fem and the other guy, but the other fem only plays with her own partner!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can imagine tonguey is gonna consider THAT a worthwhile journey! rolleyes

I see couples like that all the time at the clubs (now nicknamed "rucksack couples" as guy plays all he wants while his woman huggs the guys back, in classic "don't touch me" body language) Crazy thing is, that this kind of behaviour is tollerated by couples, who would chuck a fit at the sight of a "genuine" single guy.
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Partyman,
In those threesome situations Shel normally just gets on with her knitting, had a couple of beautiful FairIsle Jumpers from long sessions and a nice tanktop from a quickey!!
John & Shel

lol :lol: :lol:
You'll need them as well this winter, you'd better get your diary filled with more sexy encounters so that you can wrap up nice and warm til the Spring comes round biggrin
Funnilly enough, I think that porn movies conditioned me to thinking that group sex was fun, and one day when in a porn cinema (at that point being in that "I hope no-one sees me in here" phase of life), a couple sat next to me. I was minding my own business not looking left or right in case anyone should recognise me, when a womans hand felt its way up my leg, and had a play wiith me. From then on, NSA sex was just fine by me.
Quote by dargento
sorry for the hijack surprised

Perhaps another Top Tips for Weight Loss thread, to debunk the old wives tales and give top advice on how it should be done (incl more of that aerobic exercise that they say burns off 500 calories per hour)
On another site, there was a thread about people's preferences...and there were all the usual replies, including some from couples who highly rated MMF 3-somes amongst their other things that they were into...
...except that these couples specified "no single males" in their adverts and made it quite clear that they only "do" couples. Just how you do MMF in a couples only sitation without being blatantly rude to the "other" female? I don't know. confused
Quote by naughtynymphos1
omg i best get sleazy the pc wizz to do me some kinda chart on the pc to keep notes of you all lol

I think that when I became a rugby player, it was for a reason...that being that rhythmic gymnastics wasn't really an option for me...so...count me in to the New Year Group Shrinkage effort.
Also if Sleazy doesn't answer your call for help, just give me a shout, be glad to help out.
Quote by claicerrig
Well ive posted a review

Can't wait to see it wink
I hope that now that the site is under new ownership, that the maintenance of the Clubs Reviews gets itself sorted out. Previously, some of the reviews were hopelessly out of date, and clubs that had gone bust were still showing. Lets see how long it takes the new owners to get your review up on the site eh?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Not everyone want to spend new year with their family

Oh I agree with you on that point, it just amazes me how many couples are able to get away from family ties (and how the single men can't lol ) I mean, where do all the baby sitters come from on NYE? Most people find it hard enough most other nights of the year, but on the big celebration night of the year when people (incl baby sitters?) want to be out with their mates, getting drunk, partying etc...just amazing (in a non-judgemental sort of way, know worra mean?)
Quote by OnlyUs
hoping to go to a local club for new years eve and make an event of it.

It would help if we had an idea of where you are to be able to help know what "local" to you is.
In case you are in the Midlands, I think that all the clubs have one of their busiest nights on New Years Eve. This year like last year, Xtasia is all-ticket members-only, and will more than likely be full to the rafters. Chameleons had to have their party in a larger club to accommodate the numbers that went there... and so it goes on...
Amazing to think that between the 2 of them, almost 400 couples will take to a swinging club as their preferred way to see in the New Year. Makes me wonder how come so many couples don't have families and stuff with whom they celebrate New Year, but ho hum, eh?
...and of course it may be different elsewhere in the country...maybe...
Quote by Him'nHer
Never said it was "illegal" all I said was some local authorities come down heavy on swinging clubs whilst others do not.

Ahh, my initial reading of Leps's post was that he recommended not going down the line of getting a licence. Not sure now if he means a drinks licence or just an ordinary licence.
To be legal a club will have to get one of the licences, even if NOT a drinks licence. And I'm not sure how little difference there now is between the Police's or the Councils acces to a club if it has just a Premises Licence or if it has a Drinks Licence, under the new law.
I suppose a lot will depend on "real world" factors like how good your relationship with the local authorities and local cop shop are and if your club has had cause to give aggravation to the Police in the past.
Yeah - be nice to see an up-to-date review of Infusions. The last reviews all seem to be from about August...
Quote by Jay
Or go the whole hog and apply for a drinks licence?

Which brings me round to one of my original questions...what are other clubs doing? Who is going (drinks) licenced? Be silly to turn up there with a bag full of cans/bottles if you didn't know that you can't drink them because booze is on sale at the bar.
Quote by Him'nHer
some enlightened authorities are allowing swinging clubs to thrive (notably Sheffield) whilst others have been known to force clubs out of business.

I suppose as Xtasia have been granted an Alcohol licence when they never had one in the past, it means that their local authority is also "enlightened".
So what's the other point that you are making? That other swinging clubs should go underground again, ignore the law and NOT be licenced?
Surely this illegal approach to running a swingers club would have other major impacts like invalidating Public Liability Insurance and other issues concerning the Health & Safety of people attending the clubs won't it?
Quote by Dune
The laws that are now being enforced give the police more powers to enter a club.

See the second quote in my previous post - the law draws a line between commercial night clubs and Private Members Clubs...or so it seems to me...
Quote by Dune
It works that any group of people of two or more singing you need an entertainments licence.
The old law meant that if you had a group on of up to 3 people you didnt need a licence. So small pubs only needed a drinks licence not the full hit entertainments licence.

Not sure about singing. Xtasia has always had a DJ and a dancefloor packed with people dancing, so I assume they would nave needed one of those PRS licences in any case, plus whatever entertainments licence that the Council would have wanted, so one licence for another seems to be the case here.
Quote by Dune
Also once that licence is granted you almost waive your right to stop people entering the premises.

Again see my comment about Private Members Clubs, and I can't see a law being passed that makes it impossible for owners to make responsible decisions on who to allow entrance to a premises.
Quote by Dune
So if the coppers want to come in to a clun for a quick blimp they can....

eh? Lost in dialect translation I'm afraid confused
Quote by claicerrig
Would any one like me to post a review of the weekend ??????

Yeah - go for it please...hope it was a good one, and that the lack of a Blackpooling buddy / budette didn't ruin your weekend.
Since putting my original post up, I've been doing a bit of research of my own...
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The Act establishes a single integrated scheme for licensing premises, which are used for the supply of alcohol, to provide regulated entertainment or to provide late night refreshment. Permission to carry on some or all of these licensable activities will now be contained in a single licence – the premises licence, and the Act has accordingly swept away considerable red tape at a stroke.

So the way that reads, if you serve any "refreshments" (incl water and soft drinks) or you provide entertainments (e.g. music) then you ought to have no choice but to get a new licence.
Fringes of the law or not, swinging will either be inside of the law if you are in a licenced club, or outside of the law if the club is not licenced. Unless of course the unlicenced club is deadly silent and does not serve any food or drinks of any sort.
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Clubs which meet specified criteria set out in the 2003 Act are known as 'qualifying clubs' and the authority under which they may supply alcohol and conduct other 'qualifying club activities' from their premises is a club premises certificate issued by the licensing authority. The grant of a club premises certificate means that a club is entitled to certain benefits, ... There are also more limited rights of entry for the police and other authorised persons, as the premises are considered private and not generally open to the public.

So, as a Private Members Club, privacy is more assured than if you are in a bootleg club that isn't licenced, where I suspect the Police will have much more of an interest in entering.
Unless I read things wrongly...
Club Xtasia has applied for and been granted a drinks licence under the new licencing law which has just come into force, so one can assume that at some point in the future the bring your own bottle system will change there.
What's happened at other clubs? Have any other clubs been granted drinks licences? Or, have any clubs had "other" problems with complying with the new laws? Or is your local club not licenced at all?
I wonder what impact this new law is going ot have (if any) and I'd also be grateful if someone with more legal knowledge can explain why previously unlicenced private members clubs have now needed to obtain licences even if they don't sell alcohol. Colour me confused on that one.
According to the Sun (which I happened to see on someone's desk at work today redface ) the BBC are fuming at this video, and have got e-bay to stop it's sale (was going for £30 a time)
Aparently, the Daleks get to use those sink plunger attachment thingy's to good use in the film! :shock:
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