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pb4u
2 months ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · Chelmsford

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Happy hunting Lisa,I hope you enjoy your time and find plenty of people to have fun with in the near future.
Take care. smile
I think no one can really complain about this site as it is free and I have seen much worse on some of the will always be a few timewasters who may not turn up for a meet but most people do and a good time has been had by both people do need to have some patience and not expect to be in undated with replies within the first day,week,month or year.
Good luck one and all. lol
Has to be stockings for me.I just love peeling them off of a lady especially if she orders me to. biggrin
Quote by equi-princess
I was listening to that Katie Melia tune on the radio this morning and it made me wonder how people know which bike is theirs when there are so many all outside factories? :shock:

I think all the bikes have a registration number, and a numbered place to park said bike.......lol
I love the song........ very haunting, a melody that just drifts along.....
equi-princess xxx
I was beginning to think she only had one song before this one. lol
Quote by Him'nHer
free sex for a girl if they come to hull

Hhhhmmmmm, well I thought girls being girls, they could always get free sex when they wanted it, and usually on their doorstep if they are so inclined dunno
Not very private on their own doorstep and some nights get a bit cold as well. lol
Quote by goodtimez
Just back from supermarket, been accosted by 2 sweet !! 9 year olds penny for guy!!
11th October!!! I have no trouble in putting Christmas decorations up at first sign of December! and no problem Christmas shopping all year round but penny for Guy on 11th October!!
I know I'm old and mardy!!
Mrs goodtimez

Blimey what is it with the kids of today surely it would have to be something like £10 for a guy taking into account for inflation since I were a nipper and the normal 'we accept all credit cards' if you don't have cash. lol
Quote by rwcwinner
I just don't get it. Why do women find him attractive?
He not good looking, loosing his hair jus for starters.
And soccer wise, if England get any more laid back we will fall over.
Win the world cup, having a laugh.
Is power such a turn on?
confused:

Well seeing as he is paid 4 million pounds a year that may come into the equation for some of the women don't you think?
And as for his football don't get me started as he still thinks tactics are those little mints. mad
I too found this wonderful site via a google search and have not looked back since.
Three cheers for setting the site up. biggrin
My god do people actually put sherry on their you enjoy it?
I was listening to that Katie Melia tune on the radio this morning and it made me wonder how people know which bike is theirs when there are so many all outside factories? :shock:
Quote by mistress_sassy
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Posts like these and the rsponses always make me laugh sooo much! lol
You lot are so sarcastic, but they do deserve the responses!

That is the fun of this site reading all the responses as everyone takes them from a different angle(if you pardon my french). wink
I would love to help but I am having toruble using this site with my sincalir zx spectrum. :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
which ages and races are you bothered by?

I was wondering about that too seeing he has started to shout about it wink
Calm down hunni
Steph biggrin
i was going 2 ask when i first read the post but didn't want to be the first on the thread to mention it lol
but now u asking.......bothered? by what? :lol2:

The 10,000 metres is a bit of a chore. :D
The sun is out,
The Sky is blue,
Sipping a cold beer is the only thing to do,
But it's raining,raining in my heart.
Now where is that x factor number for next year. lol
Quote by BarefootAnjel
You lot are a sarky bunch of buggers!
Thanks for brightening up a boring monday afternoon... lol

I haven't heard that word 'Sarky' for ages. biggrin
Why is my kitchen full of gadgets that are hardly ever used? :shock:
Those marker pens that smell of pear drops are are good. biggrin
I thought people only went ot Switzerland to go on the 'Piste'. lol
Quote by debz4u
Rum rabbit,rum rabbit rum rum rum ................................
lol
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nooooo its run rabbit not rum unless its been to jamaica and had some
I know it is run,but when Jamaica was mentioned it seemed more logical. :lol:
Rum rabbit,rum rabbit rum rum rum ................................
lol
Well sod the walnuts,licking the cream off would be nice though. lol
Quote by Sophie
Im brill with Walnut whips.......get my tongue rite inside........thanks 4 that...i really fancy a walnut whip now...xxx...bugger.

I must say Sophie you would look edible laying on your bed with walnut whip cream on each breast topped off with the walnut. lol
Quote by Phoenix
Indeed..and it's there all the time come rain or shine..and it guarantees a smile or the hump..

I prefer a hump, then a smile :P
Isn't that what Esmerelda said when she came face to face with Quasimodo?
Taxi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Depends who the sex is with, and which two teams are playing. lol
I much prefer one on one strip shows in privacy of bedroom rather than seedy strip joints,but obviously a lot of people do prefer the clubs otherwise none of them would to their own. smile
They are hard to find now as many shops don't stock them.I bet you love to bite the nut off and slip your tongue in until you have eaten all the cream then break bites of chocolate into your mouth and let them will soon be able to get your cadbury's cream eggs shortly after crimbo.
Sounds like you have a very active tongue. lol
Quote by Sophie
o im sure i cld melt it with help...xxx

What are you like with walnut whips? redface