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penfolds06
Over 90 days ago
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welcome to SH m8 enjoy your time here
and well how come all these ppl aint said hello to me in the past as im not far from london sad
only joking big HELLO to everyone
xxxxxx
biggrin well a big helllloooo u 2 xxx im a s/east single guy 33 so if you want a bit of extra fun or just like to have a vouyeur drop me a line :D
once again freckles the voice of reason
pmsl if u can put ad on at 10 pm n get response shit that where i been going wrong lol
i appear to have lost several pms other the past few days or so
im sure i shud have had pms from ppl saying hi penfolds fancy a shag but alas they have gone awol sad
Quote by foxylady 123
Ive thought about this one a lot,
See theres so much id like to do , so anumber of people!!
id like to screw the ass off of a certain southerner - he knows who he is
id like to putll the hair out of a certain scotish guy
but most of all,
Id like to heal the suffering of someone whos quiet down and shouldnt be. Its always the serious one s that are the hardest to do!!!

<< is a southerner and offers his services biggrin
Quote by foxylady 123
which two guys are you talking about ?

Who cares? just yes please, though this time i think id prefer them both to be straight!!
one straight male here offers his serevices biggrin
Quote by chick0074
3 a time for a grandslam (one in each hole)............

I've always known this as "air-tight" biggrin
Air-tightness might not always be achievable, though. I mean, judging by the size of the mouths on some of the women round here....
bolt
Need guys with thicker cocks then!
where do i sign up???? lmao
Rachel
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Quote by chick0074
Well said, Penfold, nice to see one new guy who has the right idea.
And mark my words, Doug will still be sitting home alone wanking when you are at a party or gangbang with your cock in some girl's mouth.
Rachel
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mmm rachel ty for the support lol was that a sneaky invite lolol
apologies in advance if this thread has already been doone n dusted
im just curios as to why some people join SH having read the threads today we have one from a guy saying he isnt fussy and tons from others (mainly men) just asking for a meet the same day as the post
am i mistaken or do people seriously meet someone who doesnt care who they shag or someone they have at most swapped to pms and had a 5min chat? i thought the idea was to build up a rapport with the person ie trust respect etc
obv slightly different if its a party or dogging that your into,but again last night was a post wanting someone to visit a guy at work??
maybe its me thats mistaken here but it appears that some people think as your into swinging you have lost all your morals
as i say maybe ive misread this and i have not meant to judge or offend anyone with this thread
Quote by chick0074
The new year always brings these types.
It's the ones who didn't get a shag at the XMas parties and join these sites in the new year out of desperation and with a huge chip on their shoulder.
The other week we had that silly little student boy posting to say it was "not on at all" that we place ads that say "no single guys".
Knowing all the shagging Richard and I did at Uni, this guy had to be a seriously sad case!
There is another newbie here who makes the claim "I never have any trouble pulling in clubs".
And the there are all the guys who are good looking, fit and well endowed, but still can't pull or get a shag in the outside world.
I was posting in another thread some advice about how to vet guys for a gangbang, to a lady who was organising her first, and some newbie guy posted some comment "how do you vet guys? One of these guys might mess it up for the rest of us". Hello! Since when did you become one of the "rest of us" (the single guys who get the invites). You don't get that status just by signing up and whining in the forum.
The one thing these guys all have in common is they have no idea what SWINGING is all about.
The genuine (that word again) guys who are members of a swinging community do get invited to the parties, the gangbangs, and the MMFs (how do you think we do MMFs? Where do you think we get the "spare" guy from?)
It is probably a small proportion 10-1 of women to men, yes.
It is a small proportion then, maybe also 10-1, of men who get sex here and the men who don't.
Rachel
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<<< didnt get a shag at the xmas party...but then thats prob a good thing seeing as i work in the building trade but i do appreciate there is a ight way and a wrong way to approach both women and cples and seeing dougs post i know he is wrong
having just sat here reading all the posts im left thinking 2 thoughts....... A...is this his way of getting laid?? telling ppl basically he will shag anything with a pulse? or B.. is this guy for real??
yeah im also a relative new comer to this site and to the whole swinging scene but i thing i speak for the majority of men when i say i do need to be attracted to a woman before sleeping with her.. if its her mind her face or her body isnt important but i fail to understand how anyone can sleep with someone they are not in the slightest bit attracted to??
one word of advice douglas.... i would hate to hazard a guess at the ratio of men to women on this site prob 10-1 at least but i would suggest by this thread you have not helped you chances of meeting any off them
maybe im wrong and have read this the wrong way if so i apologise
just my personal opinion and not meant to be bitchy in anyway
Quote by Lil_Bunny
I've never either :confused: wink
Anyone wanna help? :grin:

Same here dunno
Small world innit 69position
well lil bunny i suggest you and libra hook up and let me try to make u cum via oral...willing to devote an entire weekend to it
mmmmmmmm sounds like heaven oral sex all weekend mmmm
well alas i dont have any of the above mags tho i have read them in the past and yes my ex wife did appear in escort about 5 years ago obv with face hidden tho
maybe we should start a sh escort style mag lolol
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I dunno if I should just let it grow or have it totally bald, maybe a wee line up the middle. Ha, wot do u think of a loveheart,lol

nice little strip down the middle mmmmmm sounds perfect to me
only one question left......do we get to see the end result so we can judge the outcome biggrin
i doubt if it has ever worked lol need to try a new approach i think
possibly the only way it would is if its a female/cple asking for males then they would have 100s in the office roflmao
but hey if it works let me know lol
speaking from a purely bi curious point of view yes i am interested in the oral an masturbation aspect but would never consider giving or recieving anal at all
but this works boths with straight cples as well i once new a guy who would never give a woman oral sex yet loved his regular bj's
got to say i dont like the word cunt at all unless its used in the bedroom but my ex was another who detested the word
i personally hate the word bastard
think we all have certain words we dislike but it does seem to be the women who dont like the word cunt confused
aol broadband here
isnt dial up something on that flintstones cartoon???
ok i put an add on here to see if anyone fancied meeting this weekend but no luck so i will be going to bristol gardens fri night or bsc sat daytime will anyone else be there??
pm if u would rather not reply here
no reply sent so guess im off the possibles lol
must be me arse pic ppl was replying to me before lmao
nah seriously good luck libra huni
xxxxxx
well hello and u bet ya arse id let u watch me play and wud love to watch u and another woman afterwards but alas as always seems my luck ur miles away sad
how about u and weebaps playing omg now id travel round the world to see that biggrin
good luck n hope u find what ur looking for
my applications in your mailbox
sidned sealed and delivered
im only just down road from you well sussex to be precise lol
hope to hear from you soon tho you probably have 100s of replies lol
well the obvious is to have something luike a fake cigarette so every time u fancied one u stuck this in your mouth..it does work i know people who have done it and i believe there is a product along tthese lines u can buy from the chemist
good luck with the no smoking xxxx
hello and a very big welcome to you saide
hope you find the site fun and find what your looking for
xxxxxxxxx
hi and thanks for taking time to read this add
as im sure some of your are aware im holding a prty on the 21st of jan but i have also had a few mails from ppl suggesting they cant make that weekend ( tho a dozen or so can ) so as not to let anyone down i thought lets be fair and try to help everyone out here
so any of you that have mailed asking about the 21st lets get together tis weekend @mine same rules apply no fee just bring a bottle and fems or cples only
hoping to keep it small say 6 or 8 but lets see the reponse 1st
hope to hear from all of you asap
xxxxxxx
looking for a sexy sussex meet this coming weekend
will consider anything and anyone as long as clean and discreet
send pm please
have pics i will send to genuine ppl
im m 33
im sure you have prob done this one before but was curious to know what compromising postions if any you have been caught in??
a cple of years ago my daughter who was about 5 at the time caught my ex giving me head....ex told her dads got a bad tummy so i was just kissing it... the daughter left i deposited my load and went to see the little un where she asked me if my tummy was any better... oh much better was th response biggrin
have been caught in a few others but lets see what response this thread causes 1st
mancbabe huni its my birthday on the 21st so get ya sexy lill arse down here n we wil make up got your dissapointment biggrin