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plc
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
Bisexual Female, 63
0 miles · Lancashire
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if thats ok with yas all?
Master of Sex
Quote by CplDaveAnn
Sorry guys we are going to have to drop out of Thursday's bouling. Ann has a very early appointment in manchester on friday and she still isn't sure she wants to meet with others yet. Upto now we have only webcammed and she's ok with that. We would be up till late Thursday night and she needs her beauty sleep, ready for a very early start on friday.
Maybe another time.
D&A
No prob guys. We will be around for a while. Drop back in when you are ready.
Master of Sex
Quote by djcouple
u wanna see how fast i can remove femmes underwear if u think that was quick:lol:
you only remove them so you can put them on ya perv
problem is - it's d that i have to remove em off !
And here was me (J) thinking it was me you liked and all the time its D's knickers you want to get off
wanna bet :-P
Prove it !!!
gladly
Master of Sex
Quote by djcouple
u wanna see how fast i can remove femmes underwear if u think that was quick
you only remove them so you can put them on ya perv
problem is - it's d that i have to remove em off !
And here was me (J) thinking it was me you liked and all the time its D's knickers you want to get off
wanna bet :-P
Master of Sex
Hi All
A few ramblings from me.
I have received several private messages asking to be put on the list, or asking for details. Whilst I always welcome mails and making new contacts, in this particular case, the game is a little different. So, to clarify:-
If you do not ask in the thread itself to be included, you will not be added to the list. This is simply so that everyone else can see who you are and how long you have been a member.
Only people that are on the list as confirmed will be emailed details of the location 48 hours before the event.
If you wish to chat about anything else feel free to pm me or ask in the thread. Dont be shy!
Anyway, the list has been updated, and the event is getting nearer. Dont it make your nipples tingle!
See ya all soon
PLC
p.s. - to those that asked - yes the icon really is Mrs PLC's bum !
A few ramblings from me.
I have received several private messages asking to be put on the list, or asking for details. Whilst I always welcome mails and making new contacts, in this particular case, the game is a little different. So, to clarify:-
If you do not ask in the thread itself to be included, you will not be added to the list. This is simply so that everyone else can see who you are and how long you have been a member.
Only people that are on the list as confirmed will be emailed details of the location 48 hours before the event.
If you wish to chat about anything else feel free to pm me or ask in the thread. Dont be shy!
Anyway, the list has been updated, and the event is getting nearer. Dont it make your nipples tingle!
See ya all soon
PLC
p.s. - to those that asked - yes the icon really is Mrs PLC's bum !
Master of Sex
Hi all
Just thought that I would re-post this as it has been a week or two since I suggested it. We are deffo going watching The Temptations + The Four Tops at the M.E.N. arena in Manchester on 12th November. There is deffo at least one other cple going with us.
Any one else interested?
Just thought that I would re-post this as it has been a week or two since I suggested it. We are deffo going watching The Temptations + The Four Tops at the M.E.N. arena in Manchester on 12th November. There is deffo at least one other cple going with us.
Any one else interested?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Master of Sex
PLC's Sods Law Of Swinging
Rule 1 Anyone that you fancy lives far away
Rule 2 Anyone that you really fancy lives really far away
Rule 3 Anyone that you really, really fancy lives really, really far away
Rule 4 When two couples meet, only three of the four will ever fancy each other
Rule 5 No other swingers that you wish to meet live in your home town
Rule 6 When two couples arrange to meet, the only dates that they are all free, one of the girls will be 'unavailable'
Rule 7 When you arrange any meet at short notice, you will have eaten garlic 10 minutes previously
Rule 8 When you get down to the nitty gritty, some-one has forgotten to bring condoms and there is only one between the four of you
Rule 9 Any meet that you arrange more than a month in advance, the baby-sitter will let you down five minutes before you are due to leave home
Rule 10 The one date that you have free next month, five different people want to meet you
Rule 11 The five dates that you had free last month, no-one wanted to meet you
Rule 12 24 hours before any meet, you get a spot on your bum
Rule 13 Despite the fact that you have kept your bits clean shaven for the last three years, you get a shaving rash on the night of any big meet
Rule 14 Any meet where one of the guys is hung like a donkey, the other femme will have a pussy like a polo mint
Rule 15 Any meet where one of the guys isn't hung like a donkey, the other femme will be big enough for two fists and a super-size rabbit all at once
Rule 16 If you are a non-smoker, the people you fancy always turn out to be smokers
Rule 17 If you arrange a social-only meet, all four of you will want to shag-on-sight
Rule 18 If you arrange a shag-on-first-meet meet, no-one will fancy each other
Rule 19 There are never enough towels, tissues or toilet rolls
Rule 20 Just as you all start playing, one of you will want to fart
Rule 21 (Girls only) No matter how well you wipe, you will leave a bit of toilet roll stuck to your bits
Rule 1 Anyone that you fancy lives far away
Rule 2 Anyone that you really fancy lives really far away
Rule 3 Anyone that you really, really fancy lives really, really far away
Rule 4 When two couples meet, only three of the four will ever fancy each other
Rule 5 No other swingers that you wish to meet live in your home town
Rule 6 When two couples arrange to meet, the only dates that they are all free, one of the girls will be 'unavailable'
Rule 7 When you arrange any meet at short notice, you will have eaten garlic 10 minutes previously
Rule 8 When you get down to the nitty gritty, some-one has forgotten to bring condoms and there is only one between the four of you
Rule 9 Any meet that you arrange more than a month in advance, the baby-sitter will let you down five minutes before you are due to leave home
Rule 10 The one date that you have free next month, five different people want to meet you
Rule 11 The five dates that you had free last month, no-one wanted to meet you
Rule 12 24 hours before any meet, you get a spot on your bum
Rule 13 Despite the fact that you have kept your bits clean shaven for the last three years, you get a shaving rash on the night of any big meet
Rule 14 Any meet where one of the guys is hung like a donkey, the other femme will have a pussy like a polo mint
Rule 15 Any meet where one of the guys isn't hung like a donkey, the other femme will be big enough for two fists and a super-size rabbit all at once
Rule 16 If you are a non-smoker, the people you fancy always turn out to be smokers
Rule 17 If you arrange a social-only meet, all four of you will want to shag-on-sight
Rule 18 If you arrange a shag-on-first-meet meet, no-one will fancy each other
Rule 19 There are never enough towels, tissues or toilet rolls
Rule 20 Just as you all start playing, one of you will want to fart
Rule 21 (Girls only) No matter how well you wipe, you will leave a bit of toilet roll stuck to your bits
Master of Sex
Yoooooooo you two southern deviants!
Always a pleasure to have you two over to stay.
I wanted to make a comment about you suvvernors trying and liking the local cheese but couldn't think of a tasteful way of putting it!
The win was a fluke as well - 133 lucky points!
Rose says she felt sorry for you which is why she let you win!
See you again real soon guys - xxx69xxx.
Always a pleasure to have you two over to stay.
I wanted to make a comment about you suvvernors trying and liking the local cheese but couldn't think of a tasteful way of putting it!
The win was a fluke as well - 133 lucky points!
Rose says she felt sorry for you which is why she let you win!
See you again real soon guys - xxx69xxx.
Master of Sex
Quote by blonde
PMSL... no need to worry... can I (maggie) have the gutter balloons up???? lolol xxxx
Babe you can have whatever you need up !!!! lol
will be great to see you both again .............. surely you are not coming all this way just for a game of bowls ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What has happened to dj taxis? You coming under your own steam tonight then Blonde ?
