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reddog
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 65
United Kingdom
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Quote by Mav&Sini
I have a huge hole in my tooth and cant afford to go to the dentists.. grrrr!
Hopefully when I get paid!
Good luck Calista!!
why instead of getting a filling dont you just get it pulled then you wont have no more problems.
i know a cheap way of doing it..stand on a chair then wrap a piece of string round a breeze block then tie the other end to the problem tooth then just drop the block'
but always remember to cut the string so it does'nt touch the floor
....4 weeks is when the fecking thing falls out Sexpert
Quote by hornet harlot
Congratulations Steph. Wow didnt know the stories were yours , nice one. You were one of the first to say hi to me when I joined SH and you are usually always there to welcome other newbies. Hope to meet you at a munch sometime.
:love: xxx
yes i have noticed you usually are the first to welcome newbie's steph....anyway congrats on 1000 posts and i hope theres more to comexxx
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Quote by Red(RHG)
Can I have a moan???
I need to moan which is not very often cos I am agal on the whole.
My bloody ex partner has made me :cry: this morning. I'm sure it is a whole 'control' thing on his part but WHY do they have to do it? He is the only person who can reduce me to a blubbering wreck. I have to say we get on great the majority of the time and his wife is the tops she really is - we all holiday together with the kids and everything. Anyway this is how he left me feeling;
A. A crap mum
B. Useless
C. Dishonest
D. About 5 years old
Anyway that is my moan over - I know I'm not a crap mum, useless, dishonest and my tits tell me I am a good 33 years old. So I am off for a swim (first thoughts were to eat
gross amounts of chocolate) and wash that man right out of my hair.
Thanks for letting me share!
Cathy x
dont let him get too you' if he see's that he does he'll keep doing it.
oh by the way i agree with sxboy...nice tits.
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Quote by Norfolk_couple
awh cuddles we feel sorry for you too
We know how depressing it is sitting there as every one recounts the tales of their wonderful holidays
Never mind one day will be our turn
hey norfolk-couple why dont you invite cuddlebunny over too norfolk that might cheer her up
Sexpert
reddog wrote....tiolets on a train
i thought i reconised your face
Quote by bigDewi69
On the Manchester to Portsmouth Virgin service to start a weekend of opulence and debauchery. Did it in the loo as the compartment was slightly too busy. Don't know how we managed it with the smell though.
i thought i reconised your face
:x :x :x :x :x :x[/quote Sexpert
bumped into an old pal of mine today he had been on holiday in barbados and he had a total nightmare'
first of all he was laid up for the first two days due to food poisoning he reckoned he got through the meal on the flight.
secondly he was mugged' him and his g/f were out in his hire car touring some of the island when two guys robbed him at knifepoint in the toilets of a restaruant they had stopped at getting away with $300 luckily he was unhurt.
and then to top all that' he left his camcorder in the departure lounge and did'nt relise till he was embarking on the plane,by the time he got back to where he was sat it had gone and it had not been handed in.
all in all a bit of a nightmare'(but at least it was sunny)
thinking back he has always been unlucky on some of the hols he has had' i remember him breaking his arm and getting his two front teeth knocked out on a skiing trip when at school.
and when he went to venice one time a gondola he was in brushed up against the canal wall trapping his hand and breaking two fingers :lol: (i should'nt laugh) and then there was magaluf when he came off his moped' grazing all down one side of his face and he had to go round looking like the elephant man for another 8 days.(what a plonker).
so have any of you had any holiday disasters?
first of all he was laid up for the first two days due to food poisoning he reckoned he got through the meal on the flight.
secondly he was mugged' him and his g/f were out in his hire car touring some of the island when two guys robbed him at knifepoint in the toilets of a restaruant they had stopped at getting away with $300 luckily he was unhurt.
and then to top all that' he left his camcorder in the departure lounge and did'nt relise till he was embarking on the plane,by the time he got back to where he was sat it had gone and it had not been handed in.
all in all a bit of a nightmare'(but at least it was sunny)
thinking back he has always been unlucky on some of the hols he has had' i remember him breaking his arm and getting his two front teeth knocked out on a skiing trip when at school.
and when he went to venice one time a gondola he was in brushed up against the canal wall trapping his hand and breaking two fingers :lol: (i should'nt laugh) and then there was magaluf when he came off his moped' grazing all down one side of his face and he had to go round looking like the elephant man for another 8 days.(what a plonker).
so have any of you had any holiday disasters?
.... and i have never touched home brew since.
