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reddog

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by reddog
I have a huge hole in my tooth and cant afford to go to the dentists.. grrrr!
Hopefully when I get paid!
Good luck Calista!!

why instead of getting a filling dont you just get it pulled then you wont have no more problems.
i know a cheap way of doing it..stand on a chair then wrap a piece of string round a breeze block then tie the other end to the problem tooth then just drop the block'
but always remember to cut the string so it does'nt touch the floor lol

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btw if anyone reading this post decides he or she wants to give this a go DONT.. how stupid of me redface

redface

...the breezeblock will be too heavy for the string ....try something stronger :lol:

14 Apr 2005

ask blondeslave she will know lol

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by Mav&Sini
I have a huge hole in my tooth and cant afford to go to the dentists.. grrrr!
Hopefully when I get paid!
Good luck Calista!!

why instead of getting a filling dont you just get it pulled then you wont have no more problems.
i know a cheap way of doing it..stand on a chair then wrap a piece of string round a breeze block then tie the other end to the problem tooth then just drop the block'
but always remember to cut the string so it does'nt touch the floor lol

lol

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
230 what?

Tooth hurty lol

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hahahahahaha.......class.

14 Apr 2005

yer sorry Bigdewi only pulling your leg.... but i still bet your filling will drop out in 4 weeks lol

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by reddog
no..i think its 4 weeks

sorry :doh: banghead

banghead

....4 weeks is when the fecking thing falls out lol

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14 Apr 2005

no..i think its 4 weeks

14 Apr 2005

Quote by hornet harlot
Congratulations Steph. Wow didnt know the stories were yours , nice one. You were one of the first to say hi to me when I joined SH and you are usually always there to welcome other newbies. Hope to meet you at a munch sometime.
:love: xxx

yes i have noticed you usually are the first to welcome newbie's steph....anyway congrats on 1000 posts and i hope theres more to comexxx

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Can I have a moan???
I need to moan which is not very often cos I am a gal on the whole.
My bloody ex partner has made me :cry: this morning. I'm sure it is a whole 'control' thing on his part but WHY do they have to do it? He is the only person who can reduce me to a blubbering wreck. I have to say we get on great the majority of the time and his wife is the tops she really is - we all holiday together with the kids and everything. Anyway this is how he left me feeling;
A. A crap mum
B. Useless
C. Dishonest
D. About 5 years old
Anyway that is my moan over - I know I'm not a crap mum, useless, dishonest and my tits tell me I am a good 33 years old. So I am off for a swim (first thoughts were to eat
gross amounts of chocolate) and wash that man right out of my hair.
Thanks for letting me share!
Cathy x

dont let him get too you' if he see's that he does he'll keep doing it.
oh by the way i agree with sxboy...nice tits.

14 Apr 2005

hi kate' welcome to the madhouse stick around and enjoy'

13 Apr 2005

i say we invade the island like the argies did the falklands :twisted: ,then all we have to do is rename it lol

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13 Apr 2005

cheesey or not i would like to see a copy wink

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12 Apr 2005

congrats lil-bunny have a great day kiss

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12 Apr 2005

Quote by Norfolk_couple
awh cuddles we feel sorry for you too
We know how depressing it is sitting there as every one recounts the tales of their wonderful holidays
Never mind one day will be our turn

hey norfolk-couple why dont you invite cuddlebunny over too norfolk that might cheer her up wink

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12 Apr 2005

reddog wrote....tiolets on a train

Quote by bigDewi69
On the Manchester to Portsmouth Virgin service to start a weekend of opulence and debauchery. Did it in the loo as the compartment was slightly too busy. Don't know how we managed it with the smell though.

i thought i reconised your face lol

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12 Apr 2005

what" another person who has'nt been on hols for years' smile

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.... yeah but your right cuddlybunny you are safer at home.
whats the swinging like down there in devonxxx

12 Apr 2005

the n/e is alright but it could be a lot better.i hope you get plenty replies wink

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12 Apr 2005

mine is four inches and i have had ladies actually complaining they dont like that thick lol

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12 Apr 2005

i will have to have an holiday in norfolk sometime wink

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12 Apr 2005

We have the worst holiday disaster of them all
We havent had one for 9 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mad

mad

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i see....too busy swinging. wink

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12 Apr 2005

the toilet on a train'

12 Apr 2005

the champagne's in the post....hope you have a big letter box lol

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12 Apr 2005

bumped into an old pal of mine today he had been on holiday in barbados and he had a total nightmare'
first of all he was laid up for the first two days due to food poisoning he reckoned he got through the meal on the flight.
secondly he was mugged' him and his g/f were out in his hire car touring some of the island when two guys robbed him at knifepoint in the toilets of a restaruant they had stopped at getting away with $300 luckily he was unhurt.
and then to top all that' he left his camcorder in the departure lounge and did'nt relise till he was embarking on the plane,by the time he got back to where he was sat it had gone and it had not been handed in.
all in all a bit of a nightmare'(but at least it was sunny) lol

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thinking back he has always been unlucky on some of the hols he has had' i remember him breaking his arm and getting his two front teeth knocked out on a skiing trip when at school.
and when he went to venice one time a gondola he was in brushed up against the canal wall trapping his hand and breaking two fingers :lol: (i should'nt laugh) and then there was magaluf when he came off his moped' grazing all down one side of his face and he had to go round looking like the elephant man for another 8 days.(what a plonker).
so have any of you had any holiday disasters?

9 Apr 2005

i was 15 and my mates parents were out for the night so we got stuck into his dads home brew.... never again.
all i can remember of the night is about 11 o clock i was slipping in and out of conciosness and throwing up violently redface

redface

.... and i have never touched home brew since.

8 Apr 2005

had a good time last night, its nice to put faces to names and i hope to meet you all again sometime smile

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4 Apr 2005

congrats venus....oh and i love the new avatar wink

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2 Apr 2005

yep... your pissed fruity lol

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2 Apr 2005

you are certainly not weird learie,i should imagine some of the woman on s/h would of had at least one of them fantasies at sometime.....and oh how i would love to be one of the ten men wink

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2 Apr 2005

1 lock stock and two smoking barrels
2 pulp fiction
3 seven

2 Apr 2005

i will put my vote for sarge because he is very funny lol

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and jags' and misschief.......oh i love bossy women wink

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