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reddog
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 65
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Sexpert
Quote by Leftabit
I can offer the hairdressing skills. Very talented with my hands I am :P
you can cut my hair while i massage pebbles while she manicures smokerjim
Will that be a number 2 at the sides and a french crop up top sir? No sudden movements now....oops!
that was'nt the haircut i had in mind
Sexpert
Quote by flapjackboy
Probably going to get a bit toasty on this one, but the beta of the new Microsoft anti-spyware tool is surprisingly effective.
I know, I was :shock: too. Microsoft actually releasing software that works...
Then I remembered... Microsoft pulled a Victor Kayam. They liked it so much, they bought the company...
i have beta which i downloaded from m/soft and i think its the best it tells you which spyware are critical for your computer, you have to remember not all spywares bad.
Sexpert
Good question, why do i swing? and why am i on s/h?....
well as far as swinging goes i dont... well i did once i had a m/f/m expiereance with the ex wife and even though we enjoyed it we never got round to doing it again...no its dogging that im into i have been dogging for the past 8 years and even though i enjoy it
dogging can be a lonely hobby'
especially for a singal male,
No one knows what i do family/friends nobody' only the cpls that i have had fun with and other doggers that i will often encounter on my travels.
so why am i on this site then? well first i started looking on the dogging posts then i got into the forum and found it very interesting especially the dogging forum reading other doggers stories of what they get up to in the various regions that they are from, and now im hooked' and now i hope to go on a few munches this year and get to meet and make new friends......then fuck them
:) sorry folks' only... half joking 
well as far as swinging goes i dont... well i did once i had a m/f/m expiereance with the ex wife and even though we enjoyed it we never got round to doing it again...no its dogging that im into i have been dogging for the past 8 years and even though i enjoy it
dogging can be a lonely hobby'
especially for a singal male,No one knows what i do family/friends nobody' only the cpls that i have had fun with and other doggers that i will often encounter on my travels.
so why am i on this site then? well first i started looking on the dogging posts then i got into the forum and found it very interesting especially the dogging forum reading other doggers stories of what they get up to in the various regions that they are from, and now im hooked' and now i hope to go on a few munches this year and get to meet and make new friends......then fuck them
:) sorry folks' only... half joking 
ops: :oops: Sexpert
Quote by Debbiewebs
3 flys stuck in a milk bottel.......1 male fly... 2 fems flys
the male fly says to one of the fem fly . ....do you want to get out
the fem fly says yes please
male fly says............ give me a bit and i will show you!.....so she had a abit.and she got out
male fly went up to the 2nd fly and says do you want to get out............ yes says the 2nd fem fly.......
male fly says give me a bit and i will show you!.. so she gave him a bit :hump: .....and then helps the fem fly out
Now tell me how did the male fly get out?
im no good at solving these things' so come on tell us?
Sexpert
mr dirty asked if there was singal event that triggered something inside you that changed you forever'
it was i think late september 1972-73 just about to enter my teens' my parents had just bought a new house on a new housing estate that was built around a quite large park,
anyway one evening about 6-7 o clock me and 5 friends were making our way back from the shops via a shortcut through the park and we were walking up one of the tarmac walkways when we noticed a man and a woman "say late twenties, sat on a park bench engaged in heavy petting
and i quickly observed that the womans skirt was hitched right up showing her stocking tops.
anyway all six of us walked straight past sniggering and giggling and having a good look up the womans skirt,she had her legs slightly apart and we could see her red knickers but they were not in the least bothered they just carried on kissing.
now what should have happened then' was that we all went home had our tea then foget the episode totally after a couple of days' but no something changed me that evening and just me' i am still good friends with three of the lads we go drinking and go to football matches together, i asked them about three years ago if there remembered the couple and only one of them said he did but he could,nt remember the stockings and red knickers.
my mates dont know im a dogger and voyuer i hav'nt told them, and i hav'nt told them either that ten minutes after getting home that evening i sneaked back to the park and hid behind a clump of trees and bushes about 30 yards away from the couple who luckily were still there.
i watched with my heart pounding as the man put his hand up the womans skirt, her tan stockings still on show, he was kissing her on the lips then he started to kiss or whisper in her ear, just then i remember a man walking his dog towards the couple in the same direction me and friends had come from earlier the woman had noticed this and said something to her boyfriend and he took his hand out from under the womans skirt "but amazingly, he started to grope her tits through her blouse still kissing her on the lips and the womans skirt was still hitched right up as the man walked past,
i observed the man as he walked by he said something to the dog but he was staring at the womans crotch getting a good eyeful.
i had to go right into the bushes so the man with the dog could'nt see me as he went by
i stayed there till he went past and went out of sight' then i crawled back out and got back into position to see the couple,
it was starting to get dark and on observing the couple who were just kissing now, i decided i was going to walk past them so i came from behind the bushes and trees and started to walk in the direction of the couple, again the woman was the one to see me coming and yet again she said something to her boyfriend, he just about had time to look up as i was going past but he quickly grabbed his girlfriends right leg and pulled it over his legs giving me a full veiw of his girlfriends knickers and bare thighs by now my legs were like jelly i thought i was going to collapse in front of them and my mouth was so dry i thought i was going to choke i carried on walking to the shops and i kept looking back to see what the couple were doing and by the time i got to the end of the park i looked back just in time to see them leaving the park in the oppisite direction.
all in all i watched that couple for about 30-40 minutes that day and in that time all they did was kiss and show the womans stocking tops but it changed me, that one event stirred something inside me so much so that here i am thirty one years later going out and reinacting what happend all those years ago when i was a teenager.
ok the scenario has changed a wee bit instead of me hiding behind bushes i hide behind my steering wheel, and the couple are not sat on a park bench but sat in cars but that overpowering urge is the same when i get out of my car and walk over to theirs my legs still tremble and my throat still goes dry,
whatever drove me to leave my house that evening and go back to the park is still there stronger then ever today and maybe it will last in me forever.
mr +mrs dirty i hope that gave you a bit of insight into what makes some of those guys who wait sometimes in vain, and in all types of weather, for a couple like yourselves to show up.
keep having fun :)
it was i think late september 1972-73 just about to enter my teens' my parents had just bought a new house on a new housing estate that was built around a quite large park,
anyway one evening about 6-7 o clock me and 5 friends were making our way back from the shops via a shortcut through the park and we were walking up one of the tarmac walkways when we noticed a man and a woman "say late twenties, sat on a park bench engaged in heavy petting
and i quickly observed that the womans skirt was hitched right up showing her stocking tops.
anyway all six of us walked straight past sniggering and giggling and having a good look up the womans skirt,she had her legs slightly apart and we could see her red knickers but they were not in the least bothered they just carried on kissing.
now what should have happened then' was that we all went home had our tea then foget the episode totally after a couple of days' but no something changed me that evening and just me' i am still good friends with three of the lads we go drinking and go to football matches together, i asked them about three years ago if there remembered the couple and only one of them said he did but he could,nt remember the stockings and red knickers.
my mates dont know im a dogger and voyuer i hav'nt told them, and i hav'nt told them either that ten minutes after getting home that evening i sneaked back to the park and hid behind a clump of trees and bushes about 30 yards away from the couple who luckily were still there.
i watched with my heart pounding as the man put his hand up the womans skirt, her tan stockings still on show, he was kissing her on the lips then he started to kiss or whisper in her ear, just then i remember a man walking his dog towards the couple in the same direction me and friends had come from earlier the woman had noticed this and said something to her boyfriend and he took his hand out from under the womans skirt "but amazingly, he started to grope her tits through her blouse still kissing her on the lips and the womans skirt was still hitched right up as the man walked past,
i observed the man as he walked by he said something to the dog but he was staring at the womans crotch getting a good eyeful.
i had to go right into the bushes so the man with the dog could'nt see me as he went by
i stayed there till he went past and went out of sight' then i crawled back out and got back into position to see the couple,
it was starting to get dark and on observing the couple who were just kissing now, i decided i was going to walk past them so i came from behind the bushes and trees and started to walk in the direction of the couple, again the woman was the one to see me coming and yet again she said something to her boyfriend, he just about had time to look up as i was going past but he quickly grabbed his girlfriends right leg and pulled it over his legs giving me a full veiw of his girlfriends knickers and bare thighs by now my legs were like jelly i thought i was going to collapse in front of them and my mouth was so dry i thought i was going to choke i carried on walking to the shops and i kept looking back to see what the couple were doing and by the time i got to the end of the park i looked back just in time to see them leaving the park in the oppisite direction.
all in all i watched that couple for about 30-40 minutes that day and in that time all they did was kiss and show the womans stocking tops but it changed me, that one event stirred something inside me so much so that here i am thirty one years later going out and reinacting what happend all those years ago when i was a teenager.
ok the scenario has changed a wee bit instead of me hiding behind bushes i hide behind my steering wheel, and the couple are not sat on a park bench but sat in cars but that overpowering urge is the same when i get out of my car and walk over to theirs my legs still tremble and my throat still goes dry,
whatever drove me to leave my house that evening and go back to the park is still there stronger then ever today and maybe it will last in me forever.
mr +mrs dirty i hope that gave you a bit of insight into what makes some of those guys who wait sometimes in vain, and in all types of weather, for a couple like yourselves to show up.
keep having fun
:) Sexpert
the ex wife once peed on me"...she cocked her leg over me in bed and pissed down my back while she was asleep
she went on to explain she was having a dream where she was running down a hill
bursting for the toilet,
she could see the toilet in the distance but the more she ran the further the toilet seemed away,
anyway to cut this story short' she got there just in time but guess who the
fxxxing shithouse was????????
she went on to explain she was having a dream where she was running down a hill
bursting for the toilet,
she could see the toilet in the distance but the more she ran the further the toilet seemed away,
anyway to cut this story short' she got there just in time but guess who the
fxxxing shithouse was????????
Sexpert
Quote by Lil_Bunny
How about you tell us what you wouldn't do first??
there,s not a lot i would'nt do
but beastiality, and peadophilia are no go with me,Snap, plus scat and a few other gross things
Funny though cos at one point in life there was a whole load of things I said I wouldn't do and to date I have done and enjoyed some of them!
At times the goal posts move I guess, depends on the scenario and who I'm with
thats true lil_bunny i have found as im getting older and more confident, the sexual barriers do get broken down.
Sexpert
I'm new to the site but have done a bit of swinging in the past. Yes there are women out there who want NSA sex - me for one! I'm afraid I totally disagree with your comment that men are generally hornier than women. My libido is higher than most men I know and my bf can rarely keep up with me, hence my enjoyment of swinging. Luckliy my partner loves to watch me having fun so we both win.
thats even better well said.... oh by the way where do you live again
thats even better well said.... oh by the way where do you live again
