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reddog
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 65
United Kingdom

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Quote by reddog
I have to admit I have noticed a preference to the big cocks in the ads but so what....
Lets face it, there are not many ads from men wanting 'Flat chested mingers who are shit in bed' so I guess there is no grounds for complaint... it is all balanced biggrin

whats wrong with flat chested women who are shit in bed'
have you read my ad smile
oops silly me' my ad actually reads wanted big fat chested women who shit in bed lol
Quote by luv2lick
I have to admit I have noticed a preference to the big cocks in the ads but so what....
Lets face it, there are not many ads from men wanting 'Flat chested mingers who are shit in bed' so I guess there is no grounds for complaint... it is all balanced biggrin

whats wrong with flat chested women who are shit in bed'
have you read my ad smile
hey roger i would have loved to come to the peterborough mini munch on the 26th especially to see yourself, dreamerhelen, and kristof, but i am at a family wedding that day,
sorry mate sad
come out... come out... wherever you are, where are all the horny n/e dogging couples, is it too cold, or have you somewhere else to play?
i will be out and about tomorrow night, will you?
and me, it settles any nerves on both sides, i prefer to meet in a pub first than sat on their sofa drinking coffee, i think you tend to open up more with a couple of drinks, and other people around .
its not just about big cocks roger' its what they are expecting from you overall,
it seems to me that a lot of couples are cutting out the (social meet up) and just wanting the action to start straight away.
there does'nt seem to be as much icebreaking no more then they use to be,
its a case of we'll phone you, give you directions, thanks very much,and bye .
average cock+average grammer=reddog lol
hey im two inches short of been a porn star :lol:
is that better fruity and happy cats smile :) thanks for the advice.
sorry fruity redface but how do i edit it now that i have already posted confused
thanx for the advice happy cats i will do that next time, i've got a headache writing it out smile
Hi guys and gals smile, i was hoping you can help me out here?
and what better place for advice is there than the knowledgableand sexual interlect of the boys and girls on the s/h forum' " IS THIS THE END OF MR AVERAGE? sad
yes thats the question i would like answering, a question thrown up by an expiereance i've had this week and email correspondance with two couples.
it all started monday night i was parked up in a layby used by couples and gays when i was approached by a guy who asked
if i was alright and i told him" i was ok,
i knew what he wanted and he did'nt beat about the bush when he said "yer im just after getting my cxxk sucked then im off home,
i told him i was'nt interested and i was after some couple action in which he replied" oh i can sought something with my wife for you if you have a big cxxk,
"how big are you looking at, i said and he replied "10 TO 11 inches,
i said "yer taking the piss mate when was the last time she had one that big,
and he said "we come here most friday nights together and theres a lot of lads that come here that are that big. that was it for me i told him to take a hike and started the car to leave,
now dont get me wrong i am bi orally (if there is such a phrase) and on another night my friend there would of went home 5 to 10 minutes later with a big smile on his face
but after he said what he said i imagined he and the 5 to 6 other guys that where waiting there had huge manhoods and my backside started to twitch,
talk about" land of the giants, this was layby of the giant cxxks i got out there fast.
that was that till wednesday and thursday i recieved a couple of emails from two couples who i had replied to their ads,in there emails they both went into detail of what there expecting the first email stated that
1st i was orally bi which they new i was
2nd good staying power (ok reddog dog get the viagra out)
3rd heavy cummer (well i hav'nt had my legover or a wxxk for over a week )
4th you must have at least 9in cxxk and be very thick AND a pic for proof, (well guys i can get the pic and im thick i've got no qualifacations to prove it "but the 9in cxxk, i'll get my coat)
and the 2nd email they wanted a cross between brad pitt and big john holmes confused
all this and a lot of the ads on the site where they are after 'porn stars' rather then sticking to reallity' and that is most men out there are just (yer normal bloke in the street type).
so please can you answer the question is it the end of mr average or is it me been PARANOID?
PS...NO ladies i wont send you the location of the layby.
if you have locations ray and you want to send them to whome make sure you send them through a pm, oh bye the way :welcome: to s/h both of you. smile
dont worry about hepititus venus yer gonna die on the 20th of august smile :) :)
had mmf threesome at 22 or23 and started swinging properly with my ex wife couple/couple round about the age of 30.
welcome to s/h you guys like fabio said great to see another n/e couple on the scene smile
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
ah yes we know where to go now reddog we might be there tomorrow night after 1030
i will looking forward to meeting you :thumbup:
"nightmare :shock:.. .. i have been to a site where there has been about 10 to 12 men trying to get round one car, and i felt intimadated so i can imagine you where.
a guy walks into a pub with a monkey on his head and asks the barman for a pint, the barman pours him one and says" come on then what does the monkey do? what do you mean relied the man" come on i have had em all in here parrots, crocodiles ,dogs, ducks, and there have all done somekind of trick" the barman quizzed"well its funny you should say that actually the monkey does do a special trick do you want to see it " the man replied"the barman looked around the pub and noticed they were only two other men in there his mate and a gay chap who was a regular so he gave the man permission to let the monkey do the trick and the man sat the monkey on the bar and without warning smacked the monkey full in the face, the monkey hit the back of the bar,dropped to the floor ,cartwheeled round the bar and reached up and pulled his owners zip down ,got his chopper out and started sucking him off till he came".christ that was brill ,said the barman ,can i have a go" be my guest, the man said ,so the barman did the same as the man, smacked the monkey, the monkey hit the back of the bar,dropped to the floor, cartwheeled round to the barman and sucked him off too, of couse then the barman's mate had a go and he was sucked off as well so that left the gay chap who was watching all this wide eyed at the end off the bar and when he was asked if he wanted a go he skipped over to the three men and said he would love a go" but will you promise me one thing"he said" whats that, said the man, and the gay chap replied "YOU WONT HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU DID THAT POOR MONKEY smile :) :)
yer it was ... but i will be there tomorrow night, you know what there say "give a dog a bone...... smile :) :)