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redstilletto
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 128

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i ve met many transexuals who are dam sexy devils
and more feminine than a lot of natrual born women i know
the chat room is mad
some lovely people in there though
and then you get the
~~ bigcock 4u~~ hi anyone wanna shag brigade :twisted:
reminds me i must pop in again ..its been ages
Quote by alspals
...are there any members who just come here for the banter and not interested in swinging or couldnt be encouraged??
...just me being nosey!
rolleyes

me :twisted:
but i never say never
well i really dont give a stuff if people can spell properlly or have brilliant grammer
by the time i get on the board after work im to tired to care anyway
but if i can read it and it makes me giggle .... well that'll do me
im not in any clicks and to be hounest i really dont wanna be
why not have a swingingheaven be friendly to newbies week
:twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
red stiletto
your avatar, sorry to go OT, i just noticed, is that a raccoon and has it got a double hernia or are those really his balls??/ :shock: :shock:

i thought it was a squirrell..............
:twisted:
has been changed as the rocking furry balls was makeing everyone far to horny
meaty feast
sweet n munchable
rolleyes
i see a pattern here
or maybe just my dirty warped mind
:twisted:
how do i eat a pizza
i pick all the pepperoni off and then stuff it in me gob
very lady like
:twisted:
Quote by Calista
Hi JessicaRabbit :welcome:
as you have alrady noticed we have more than our fair share of loons loon here
Get comfy and you'll soon be screaming to be let out ....
C x

cheeky monkey
takes one nutter to know another
:twisted:
I completely agree and I'm glad you've finally come to admit it ;)
bolt
C x
how can i argue with them tits
they distract me
so erm what was i saying
oh yeah
balls
no
plums
that s it nuts
flipa
Quote by Calista
Hi JessicaRabbit :welcome:
as you have alrady noticed we have more than our fair share of loons loon here
Get comfy and you'll soon be screaming to be let out ....
C x

cheeky monkey
takes one nutter to know another
:twisted:
Quote by dambuster
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

well ello fancy seeing you in here wink
Quote by tigertoe
Top of the morning there redstilletto
enjoy as Ive found it fun being a new member myself biggrin

wa you on about ''
you been on the ginger beer again
:twisted:
Quote by Maia
red stiletto
your avatar, sorry to go OT, i just noticed, is that a raccoon and has it got a double hernia or are those really his balls??/ :shock: :shock:

i thought it was a squirrell..............
:twisted:
Quote by curious_catz
i hope im not one of thse people who start shit threads if so here i appologise confused

Must say that there have been times when we've been tempted to start a thread and not done it in fear of being bombarded with "the search button is your friend". On occasion we've also been retiscent to post a reply due to concerns about being possibly "controversial".
Maybe it's time to stop hiding and just post the damn replies.... if that's ok with everyone else of course?
lol :lol: :lol:
have to agree there
im starting to think twice before posting
:?
Quote by Red(RHG)
So come on, there must be someone, and you have to admit it if it's true....
Did anyone............
ever..............
ever....................
fancy....................................
Keith Chegwin? :shock:
Cathy x

urm yeah
and i still do
:twisted:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo pls noooooooooooooooooooo
Pullin ma pud aren't ya?
Cathy x
would i
i lurve him to come knocking here with his wad of cash from gmtv
wink
Quote by Red(RHG)
So come on, there must be someone, and you have to admit it if it's true....
Did anyone............
ever..............
ever....................
fancy....................................
Keith Chegwin? :shock:
Cathy x

urm yeah
and i still do
:twisted:
Quote by jellybelly
Just a thought my border collie is the most faithfull of my 3 dogs but it would shag anything that comes across his path is he unfaithfull ??? rolleyes dunno :doh:

your a glutton for punishment
:twisted:
Quote by bevntony
Top marks to all who try to quit and a huge "I'm not worthy" worship to those that actually manage it... I keep quitting and then starting and then quitting and on and on... Patches were good - no dreams though as took patch off when going to bed - money jar idea was really good 'cos you see that cash build up quickly before your eyes - but alas, the willpower is weak... Anyway, as they say "never give up giving up..."

never give giveing up
how true
i ve smoked since i was 10 i gave up at 28........started again 10years later
mad weak moment gave up started again lol
if you dont wanna give up you wont
im one of the i love a fag brigade
always have probally always will
oh and yeah powerfull erotic dream 12 hours one night i dreamt i was shaggin
woke up nackerd wehey
bailiffs feel it for you with your mum
my dad went through it to
3 heart attacks heart bypass
sadly hes no longer with us
i always say that when its my time
but smokeing does will get you before your time
and the longer you smoke the more side effects you ll get
reason i just had to give up caught a cold went onto my chest
and 3 months later i still sounded like a asmatic
its up to you if ya smoke or not
but i gotta say the patchs are great
i had the 24 hour ones
this subject is like a hornets nest
yes the silly sod asked for everyones thoughts on haveing sex with someone with out his wifes knowlage
and he should expect the words written here
and some of the advice is brilliant
were i think the line gets crossed is when advice turn to personal insults and assumptions on that persons life
even though the regulars personally know a lot of the members on here
you dont know every one
and i think a lot of people on here have been cheated on and hurt badly
the pain flows with the words they write
if you do not want to sleep with a married person..... .good for you
morals are a wonderfull thing
some people think married partners swinging
or dogging is bad
i really dont care what anyone is doing either married or single
its their life
not mine
if they get hurt its their fault ................if they ruin their marriage then they have to deal with it
if they can cheat ......go home live with what theyve done and be happy and remain married
good
for them
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Red I bet you taste so much better now ..
Well done girl I'm proud of you ...it takes real will power ..
Thanks Will wink
Been 4 years for me now and I taste so much better too
:wink:

ta niceguy
it was hard
someone told me sex helps
so i shag 40 times a day now
cough.....iwish...............
:wink:
the patchs gave me really bad nightmares
but 3 weeks later i chucked them in the bin
did nt need them anymore
redstilletto now a non smoker
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: