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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Cambridge

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Essex exists but where the ladies are im not so sure
Andy xxx
jesus no wonder i can never find a parking space all the unused swingers live in Braintree
Andy xxx
Having still not had any pm's apart from the lovely Jezzay xxx i decided to read back and upon seeing Helen's post and the accompanying bottom i must confess I dont mind if she is a geography teacher. Hey with a bottom so nice she could be a traffic warden i'd still fancy her.
Play nice and stay safe folks oh and remember to PM me it helps with my paranoia rehab
Andy xxx
Braintree in Essex here,.............. right where are all my pm's i'm waiting.......................hang on i might be better WITHOUT my pic on here confused
feel free people thats what my pm box is for
Andy xx
Just say what i think Jezzay honesty being the best policy
Unless of course your wife says :shock: "does my bum look big in this "? confused please take note chaps now IS a good time to tell a lie take it from a divorced fella
Good luck people, play nice and stay safe
Andy xxx
Hi there thanks for taking the time to read this.
I'm a 36 yr old single male in Braintree in Essex just looking to meet with nice people for a laugh and some sexy fun those wishing to leave their husbands/bf's need not apply im just a normal bloke with normal tastes and a gsoh.
Can accom or travel.
Hope to hear from you all soon.
Andy xxx.
Very single, genuine and honest male just looking for likeminded people for a good laugh and maybe some sexy fun nothing heavy lets just enjoy life while we have it.

Andy xxxx
Methinks sheepskin lined dogging outfits could be all the rage might be a lucrative business here. Where's me phone i'll get onto it.
In the mean time shag faster it'll keep ya warm
Andy xxx
Welcome to the boards (oh and bonjour harry m8) havent seen u much since chelmsford social.
I think the problem ur describing with the newbies is partly that sometimes their sense of humour gets misinterpreted but the regs aren't nasty just protective of on the whole a very good site with a lot of nice members. Other than that yes a few of em r numpties and deserve the aggro lol
As for the dogging bit i know exactly what you're saying and i think in all honesty its just horses for courses. You need to find out all you can from others ideas and extract the best bits for your own particular needs ((((ooooooer custom dogging!!!!!!!!!!)))) surprised
Anyway i'm always up for a meet if you wanna pretend we havent arranged anything i wont put it in me diary and will just turn up somewhere else.........i must stay out the sun i'm losing the plot confused
Andy xxx
i must apologise that sticking up for myself when someone has a go unprovoked has been taken as arrogance as i am most definately not arrogant my post was more of an "off chance message than a malevolent attempt at gaining entry which is why i said id try to get to the next one but then i spose i have to spend my life on the forums instead of living to be classed as active.
Truly power doth go to some peoples head
Have fun tonight and be safe
Andy xxx
i am not organising any events at present and if you look back at my posts you will find that i did actually invite SH members to a previous event. As for being active i do try to post and get involved in discussions tho i didnt realise that SH had become a "closed shop" as far as people who you personally havent met are concerned.
ive been on the scene now for quite some time having met a lot of people in a social as well as sexual context and have made a lot of friends.
I wasnt suggesting that anyone "give me the details on the sly " but merely saying if its in an open environmen that if i get a chance i may pop my head round the door just to say hello to all.
thank you for your open mindedness.
Play nice and stay safe
Andy xxx
:cry: bugger noticed this a bit late if by any chance anyone sees this and could let me know where and what time if i can get to it i will i'm usually the one organising these things on another site and never seem to take notice when theres one on me doorstep (yes i know i'm a plonker)
Anyway if i find out and can i will if i cant everyone have a lovely time and i'll see ya at the next
play nice and stay safe xxx
Andy xxxx
Free tonight and can travel or accom feel free to pm or email smile
any questions feel free to ask
Andy xxx
WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was gonna nip to our local doggin site tonight but feck me :shock: u lot have got me paranoid so i'm off for an :arrow: intensive orienteering course :arrow: before i venture out again lol
then again .......i'm bloody wink horny so if i die ........TOUGH!!!!!
Andy xxx
Quote by Chewy69
put down your copy of TV guide and live alittle. You aint here to see how long phil is going to be back in eastenders now are you?

I'm on your side!!!!!!!!
Therefore if anyone wants to escape the mind numbing tedium that is the godbox (telly) then pm/mail/telepathically message me and we can meet up
"He who dares wins Rodney!!!!!!"
Andy xxx
Hi there 35 yr old male who can accom or travel looking for some fun and laughs (today/tonight would be nice).
Met some really lovely people up till now and would like to keep up the tradition.
hope to hear from you all soon
Andy xxx
Anyone looking for some fun tonight i'm available to travel to you or if its easier i can accom feel free to mail/pm/knock on me door lol
Play nice and stay safe xxx
Andy xxx
Quote by Serendipity
in need of a new clutch!! lol wink )

:lol: :lol: :lol: Offering free clutching........ any takers????? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Supply and demand ..... what a wonderful world we live in :wink: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andy xxx
Ok so now we have established there IS life in Essex we move on to the second part of our quest !
WHERE'S THE NOOKIE????????????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Another lovely sunny day in essex
Andy xxx
anyone fancy some company this evening i'm online all afternoon so feel free to pm or mail me.
<<< Trundles off praying!!! rolleyes
Hope to hear from you all soon
Play nice and stay safe
Andy xxx
???By tight do you mean stingy if so i'm not coming we need more doggers with tea n bickies this new millennium type dogger doesnt bring much for the crowd lol
if on the other hand you mean snug then count me in the telly's naff tonight anyway lol
Either way good luck
and i'm STILL pmsfl@serendipity
play nice and stay safe
Andy xx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Would I be right in assuming that your wife has agreed to this??

PMSFL my thoughts exactly ............ well ya never know lol
Andy xxx
All these essex folks how about an orgy? lol
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Andy xxx
Whhooooooo hoooooooooo insomnia here we come lol
Andy xxx
Sex in the pouring rain is erotic wink and thats fine, no im not keen on the wind :shock: either but hey some of these sites you cant escape it
i do agree about the cold keeping away the idiots tho too many boyracers seeing stan collymore on the telly and thinking lets go wind someone up cos me turbo's packed in. mad
by the way im originally from fife so lancashire aint that cold lol
I'll still be out there freezin my ass off just wanted to offer an alternative
Play nice and stay safe !!!
Andy xxx
35 yr old male from essex just wondering can i come and be bored with you steph lol
Play nice and stay safe !!!!
Andy xxxx
Just looked out the window, lovely sunset, glad im in essex, now wheres the ladies and couples lol
Play nice n stay safe !!!
Andy xxx
Quote by deancannock
wimp

NAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! just sagacious lol
After just having returned from a short jaunt up my local site it occurs to me, the suns out but where's the bloody heat? :shock:
And then it came to me, lol if any doggers (or normal swingers) were feeling the effects like me they could come round mine :lol:
Ok this obviously isnt an invite to either a single guy or to the population of Essex, but, if there is a nice lady or couple out there who would like to pop round then they would be made to feel more than welcome (might even stretch to coffee and a hob nob) or was that hot nob i forget?
Anyway im in north essex not far from freeport -the locals will know where i am - so get in touch and lets see what we can do to halt the hypothermia statistics
Play nice and stay safe cool
Hope to hear from you soon
Andy xxx
hi there,
Just looking for some nice relaxed meets nothing heavy just fun all round. I dont mind travelling to you but do insist on a phone check before i go too far as many of you know there are too many pretenders in the scene.
I can do daytimes or evenings and i'm clean genuine and reliable.
I hope to hear from you all soon ( :shock: i didn't actually mean ALL as i've no wish to die lol but the mail would be nice lol hehehe)
Be nice and play safe
Andy xxxxx