Having still not had any pm's apart from the lovely Jezzay xxx i decided to read back and upon seeing Helen's post and the accompanying bottom i must confess I dont mind if she is a geography teacher. Hey with a bottom so nice she could be a traffic warden i'd still fancy her. Play nice and stay safe folks oh and remember to PM me it helps with my paranoia rehab Andy xxx
Braintree in Essex here,.............. right where are all my pm's i'm waiting.......................hang on i might be better WITHOUT my pic on here feel free people thats what my pm box is for Andy xx
Just say what i think Jezzay honesty being the best policy Unless of course your wife says :shock: "does my bum look big in this "? please take note chaps now IS a good time to tell a lie take it from a divorced fella Good luck people, play nice and stay safe Andy xxx
Hi there thanks for taking the time to read this. I'm a 36 yr old single male in Braintree in Essex just looking to meet with nice people for a laugh and some sexy fun those wishing to leave their husbands/bf's need not apply im just a normal bloke with normal tastes and a gsoh. Can accom or travel. Hope to hear from you all soon. Andy xxx.
Very single, genuine and honest male just looking for likeminded people for a good laugh and maybe some sexy fun nothing heavy lets just enjoy life while we have it.
Methinks sheepskin lined dogging outfits could be all the rage might be a lucrative business here. Where's me phone i'll get onto it. In the mean time shag faster it'll keep ya warm Andy xxx
Welcome to the boards (oh and bonjour harry m8) havent seen u much since chelmsford social. I think the problem ur describing with the newbies is partly that sometimes their sense of humour gets misinterpreted but the regs aren't nasty just protective of on the whole a very good site with a lot of nice members. Other than that yes a few of em r numpties and deserve the aggro lol As for the dogging bit i know exactly what you're saying and i think in all honesty its just horses for courses. You need to find out all you can from others ideas and extract the best bits for your own particular needs ((((ooooooer custom dogging!!!!!!!!!!)))) Anyway i'm always up for a meet if you wanna pretend we havent arranged anything i wont put it in me diary and will just turn up somewhere else.........i must stay out the sun i'm losing the plot Andy xxx
i must apologise that sticking up for myself when someone has a go unprovoked has been taken as arrogance as i am most definately not arrogant my post was more of an "off chance message than a malevolent attempt at gaining entry which is why i said id try to get to the next one but then i spose i have to spend my life on the forums instead of living to be classed as active. Truly power doth go to some peoples head Have fun tonight and be safe Andy xxx
i am not organising any events at present and if you look back at my posts you will find that i did actually invite SH members to a previous event. As for being active i do try to post and get involved in discussions tho i didnt realise that SH had become a "closed shop" as far as people who you personally havent met are concerned. ive been on the scene now for quite some time having met a lot of people in a social as well as sexual context and have made a lot of friends. I wasnt suggesting that anyone "give me the details on the sly " but merely saying if its in an open environmen that if i get a chance i may pop my head round the door just to say hello to all. thank you for your open mindedness. Play nice and stay safe Andy xxx
:cry: bugger noticed this a bit late if by any chance anyone sees this and could let me know where and what time if i can get to it i will i'm usually the one organising these things on another site and never seem to take notice when theres one on me doorstep (yes i know i'm a plonker) Anyway if i find out and can i will if i cant everyone have a lovely time and i'll see ya at the next play nice and stay safe xxx Andy xxxx
WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was gonna nip to our local doggin site tonight but feck me :shock: u lot have got me paranoid so i'm off for an :arrow: intensive orienteering course :arrow: before i venture out again lol then again .......i'm bloody horny so if i die ........TOUGH!!!!! Andy xxx
Quote by Chewy69 put down your copy of TV guide and live alittle. You aint here to see how long phil is going to be back in eastenders now are you?
I'm on your side!!!!!!!! Therefore if anyone wants to escape the mind numbing tedium that is the godbox (telly) then pm/mail/telepathically message me and we can meet up "He who dares wins Rodney!!!!!!" Andy xxx
Hi there 35 yr old male who can accom or travel looking for some fun and laughs (today/tonight would be nice). Met some really lovely people up till now and would like to keep up the tradition. hope to hear from you all soon Andy xxx
Anyone looking for some fun tonight i'm available to travel to you or if its easier i can accom feel free to mail/pm/knock on me door Play nice and stay safe xxx Andy xxx
:lol: :lol: :lol: Offering free clutching........ any takers????? :lol: :lol: :lol: Supply and demand ..... what a wonderful world we live in :wink: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andy xxx
Ok so now we have established there IS life in Essex we move on to the second part of our quest ! WHERE'S THE NOOKIE????????????? :shock: :shock: :shock: Another lovely sunny day in essex Andy xxx
anyone fancy some company this evening i'm online all afternoon so feel free to pm or mail me. <<< Trundles off praying!!! Hope to hear from you all soon Play nice and stay safe Andy xxx
???By tight do you mean stingy if so i'm not coming we need more doggers with tea n bickies this new millennium type dogger doesnt bring much for the crowd lol if on the other hand you mean snug then count me in the telly's naff tonight anyway Either way good luck and i'm STILL pmsfl@serendipity play nice and stay safe Andy xx
Sex in the pouring rain is erotic and thats fine, no im not keen on the wind :shock: either but hey some of these sites you cant escape it i do agree about the cold keeping away the idiots tho too many boyracers seeing stan collymore on the telly and thinking lets go wind someone up cos me turbo's packed in. by the way im originally from fife so lancashire aint that cold lol I'll still be out there freezin my ass off just wanted to offer an alternative Play nice and stay safe !!! Andy xxx
After just having returned from a short jaunt up my local site it occurs to me, the suns out but where's the bloody heat? :shock: And then it came to me, if any doggers (or normal swingers) were feeling the effects like me they could come round mine :lol: Ok this obviously isnt an invite to either a single guy or to the population of Essex, but, if there is a nice lady or couple out there who would like to pop round then they would be made to feel more than welcome (might even stretch to coffee and a hob nob) or was that hot nob i forget? Anyway im in north essex not far from freeport -the locals will know where i am - so get in touch and lets see what we can do to halt the hypothermia statistics Play nice and stay safe Hope to hear from you soon Andy xxx
hi there, Just looking for some nice relaxed meets nothing heavy just fun all round. I dont mind travelling to you but do insist on a phone check before i go too far as many of you know there are too many pretenders in the scene. I can do daytimes or evenings and i'm clean genuine and reliable. I hope to hear from you all soon ( :shock: i didn't actually mean ALL as i've no wish to die lol but the mail would be nice hehehe) Be nice and play safe Andy xxxxx