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secksy_cpl

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2 Nov 2009

I don't know if I've got fussier as I've got older. When I was in my teens and twenties there were lots of guys around who I found attractive, now I'm lucky if I notice one guy a year who I think 'yum I want him'!
I don't think my taste in men has changed - so where are all the guys with gorgeous eyes, hair I can run my fingers through, toned body, knows how to flirt and knows how to kiss!
I mean come on, am I asking too much :shock:
Mrs Secksy
rolleyes

rolleyes

1 Nov 2009

winning the lottery

1 Nov 2009

im just the same where ever i am......im just me :rascal:
be it good or bad dunno

dunno

1 Nov 2009

Quote by BIoke
I think there's a core of me that's the same - i.e. I can usually string a sentence drunk or sober and know when it's time to be funny and time to be serious and take a step back
However, I do play up to the 'predatory' role on here but only for fun and hopefully, it's taken that way. If I'm bantering, I'll typically send a PM to someone if I think I might have overstepped the mark to say so
Anyone who's met me in 'real life' can hopefully vouch for the fact that I haven't eaten anyone's husband, boyfriend etc unless they've asked me to and usually helped or given instructions along the way (and the husband, boyfriend etc has been in agreement)

liar liar pants on fire
only joking mate

1 Nov 2009

I don't read that often to be honest and the only time I've wanted to read was when I read the Davinci Code by Dan Brown (I ended up reading all his books and am currently reading his new one).
its not very good sad

sad

1 Nov 2009

oi ... i don't know wot ur talking about! My hair is not dyed ... it's completely natural !!! rolleyes

rolleyes

Mrs Secksy

31 Oct 2009

is it just me or do all men fall asleep after a good shagging session dunno

dunno

take this afternoon for example, cpl hours doing the biz then im zonked out. some time later all i hear is "if you dont get up you wont sleep tonite"
i did read somewhere that after sex a chemical is released in the male body that makes them tired. thats my excuse and im sticking to it :small-print:
blink

blink

31 Oct 2009

i am not a hairdresser, so why when it goes wrong is it my fault dunno

dunno

i read all the instructions :small-print:
now im getting wrong for saying this :doh:

31 Oct 2009

it has to be a 360, halo and cod4

31 Oct 2009

having a cat we dont get the chance of a lie in. click on the link to see how it goes

:shock: :shock:

30 Oct 2009

back in the 80,s (when we were young)we used to come home every fri/sat night with a kebab. having tried to demolish as much of it as we can, there was always still loads of it left. now not wanting to waste any of it, we would eat it for breakfast. they dont taste any better the next day, unlike this chilli i am eating for my dinner which i made yesterday. the thought of eating last nights kebab now makes me want to hurl

30 Oct 2009

didnt take long
pmsl

29 Oct 2009

Quote by BIoke
mmmmm Tiger Bread :happy: :happy:

OK, what's Tiger bread? confused

confused

Am I missing something lovely here? :P
its hard to find because it had stripes and hides

29 Oct 2009

BLT.........simple but nice
bit like me

29 Oct 2009

Quote by BIoke
im only here for sex,none of that emotional stuff

Ah to be so liberated.... :swingingchair:
He's not - he's just mixed up. Feck knows what mrs secky is going with him - she's lovely innocent

innocent

she looks after me :grin

29 Oct 2009

haw do we a cpl of these
K&W

29 Oct 2009

just remembered another ...... purple passion
dbl vodka,dbl pernod, splash of blackcurrent and top up with lemonade
:hunk:

29 Oct 2009

im only here for sex,none of that emotional stuff
flipa

flipa

29 Oct 2009

for me ,,blue lagoon
for her,sex on the beach and/or sea breeze

28 Oct 2009

Peas

27 Oct 2009

it has to be southern irish for hearing a good looking girl speak in that accent gets me going
:rascal:

27 Oct 2009

it has to be southern irish for hearing a good looking girl speak in that accent gets me going
:rascal:

25 Oct 2009

There's always lots of criticism in swinging about single guys but I've got to say whenever we've met a single guy they've been very respectful and we've never had a bad experience with one.
I just wondered if any single guys or single girls had had a bad experience with couples they've met?
Mrs Secksy

23 Oct 2009

i cant believe wot ppl r saying about it

banghead

:banghead: :violin:

21 Oct 2009

Quote by Arwen_1
I think its up to anyone what they do as long as its not harming anyone else but i do feel there should be an age limit put on this site in my experience i feel you get more abuse from the younger guys on here in their twentys and feel that people as young as 18 that are on here and twentys should not be allowed to be menbers ..they need to learn to grow up and experience real life outside a site and i feel more of the younger people on here are only here to lurk and be abusive and i know that as fact .x

So you would need to be over 30 to join the site?? I think that's a bit insulting to those in their 20s who are actually mature enough to decide they want to do this. Like I've said you can usually tell from a short chat if someone is mature or not - and if they're not you don't have to speak to them.
It's interesting that you don't actually have an age stated on your profile!!
Mrs Secksy

20 Oct 2009

Quote by noladreams
Oooh, maybe I can turn this penchant for hot young thangs into a bit of a niche market then and mine a rich seam of talent... :rascal:
*off to perve profiles in the 23 - 28 age range!*

I've always preferred younger guys - probably between 25 and 35, and the ones we've met haven't disappointed me biggrin

biggrin

Although we have chatted to them first and you can usually tell if they're going to be mature enough to handle it.
There have been a few yummy looking ones I've looked at who have been a little younger than 25 but Mr Secksy puts his foot down sad

sad

Damn him!
I'm not sure that I've actually been with an older guy ... but never say never!
Mrs Secksy

19 Oct 2009

towels
i like them all soft and cuddley, mrs likes them rock hard so they take the skin off your back
since she does the washing,,,,,guess who wins rolleyes

rolleyes

19 Oct 2009

i loved cabannas (from the eighties )
they were like a bounty with cherries in and caramel on the top

19 Oct 2009

we once played jenga for sambucca shots. that was fun. its gets more difficult as you drink more
:cheers:

13 Oct 2009

Mrs secksy spotted one the other day
BL02 MEN
rolleyes

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