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sexyluke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73
Bi-curious Female, 69
United Kingdom

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Hi and welcome,
I hope you have fun and find whatever you are looking for!
Luke
Kas,
We havent met but i wanted to add my thoughts on your troubles, first i have to say i admire you for letting people know what you had gone through, that couldnt have been easy for you, Please dont let one guys behavour sour your feelings, not all single guys are like that as you know, unfortunatley it only takes one pig to spoil things for the rest of us.
As to you naming and shaming him, perhaps that isnt a wise thing to do, if the mods and ops know and can pass on his details to other sites it should stop him repeating his loutish behavour on any other women.
Personally i think he should have been taken out side by some of the bigger guys and taught the error of his ways! As it is, like all the other single guys who were not there all i can do is say that i am deeply sorry your enjoyment of the evening was spoiled by one stupid idiot and hope that you quickly recover form the ordeal!
Perhaps after your experience organisers should give some thought to security but as all those at the munch were members of SH its hard to know what more could have been done.
In the meantime by cyber post i send you a box of Belguim Chocs, a bottle of Champagne and a dozen Roses!
If they dont arrive by firt post let me know and i will shoot the vitual carrier pidgeon!
Love and kisses
Luke
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I have always thought that Swingers are people in a relationship who include other people for sex, i.e couples, singles dont really count as swingers,
In my personal experience the first and most important element is that the realtionship has to be very strong, very trusting, with both parties in full agreement not one being led by the others wants!
Luke
I used them about 4 years ago, bought a voucher for a friend and didnt anything bad about them maybe its all gone pare shaped since they were taken over!
Luke
Quote by lucysuction
:P :P Sexyluke: Ron Jeremy was the US porn star who could give himself a blowjob I saw a video quite some time ago and thought this guy would take all my pleasure away so he would be no good for me. Best to keep away from guys like that I enjoy giving much more that taking so all you guys out there keep your ribs and let someone else give you pleasure it will be much better in the long term. :P :P

I have to admit its something i have never tried!
and i am so glad you think it is better to give than receive, I do too but only with ladies!
Luke
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Hello and welcome!
Love the hat
and what underneath is pretty good too!! :P :P :P
Luke
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Drive( I Think!) by the cars
It was used at the first "Live Aid" concert
and was played with a video of the camps full of starving children
Ther was one scene where a child in a very bad way totters on his thin legs and sits down hard on the ground,
The lyrics were "Whos gonna pick you up when you fall"
at the end of the song the camera went back to Bob Geldof and Billy Connerly who was sitting there with teas streaming down his face
I cant hear it without remembering that.
For personel reasons Sinnead O'Conner "Nothing compares to you"
Luke
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Go slowly come back quickly!
missing you already!!
Good luck with the move!!
Luke
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Whats the name of that male porn star who can do that without breaking his spine?
ugly as sin but very popular!
Come on! someone must know him
Luke
lucky Mags when you have painted her body and finished tattooing her will you post a pic so we can see your work biggrin
Luke
Not in any order but:
Scuba Diving
Origami
Gardening
Theatre
Travel
Photography
Luke
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Hi folks,
welcome to the nut house! pull up a chair and relax and enjoy!!! and I hope you find what your looking for!
Luke
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Congratulations!!!,
Looks like you have earned some free drinks at the next meet you attend!
Luke
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Oh well!!! sad
But on the plus side at least i wont have to buy Cristmas presents next year!
lol
Luke
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I still do that!!!
But inflation means i now carry a fiver not a ten bob note!!!!
Luke biggrin
Molly "Nice" is one of the worse words in the English language!
It means so little, Much better to say, "You look: "wonderful, Sexy, Horny, delicious, good enough to eat etc anything but "Nice"!!!!!
lol
Luke
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Hi!
we havent met but i would like to ad my congratulations to you both, 15 years is no mean feat, i wish you both all the best for the next 15!
Luke
But the good things are:
No mortgage
a place in the sun
the kids grown and happy
if i start work late the boss cant moan because i am the boss
only a few years and then its retirement and watch all the wage slaves slogging their guts out to pay my pension!!
biggrin
Luke
And I have his autograph! and hursts and greves and i saw george best! play may he rest in peace!
luke
I read today in an add someone describe people younger than me as "Coffin dogers" and it started me thinking on the advantages of being old!
I couldnt think of anything except for loads of good memories, so here are some.
I saw England win the World cup and West ham win the FA cup (Twice)
I saw the Beatles live and the Stones and the who and the moody blues etc!!
I watched a man walk on the moon the same night i made love to my g/f for the first time, her parents were on holiday!
This June was the Anniversary of my loosing my virginity 40 years ago! so many girls so little time! and i enjoy it more now then i did then!
I can work out old money! £sd and still convert, the first pair of levi jeans i bought cost me 28 shillings!
my grey hair makes me look distinguished and my glasses make me look intelligent and not a short sighted git!
No one looks to me to be fashionable and no one cares that my favourite jacket is older than my children.
Its taken me years to become a dirty old man so i am milking it for all ive got!
Any one got anything to add?
I have never used a newspaper, does the sun work best or would ypou go for the times or telegraph?
I personally find that feathers work very well, goose are good but owl feathers are wonderfully soft!
Luke
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Mrs Tigs,
I found this site by accident and started logging on in an atempt to get laid now and then, as time went on I realised that this site is more than that, It is a very special community peopled by folk from all walks of life and all ages, who so far seem to have only one thing in common, they are all very caring and lovely people, the responses to your story show that.
It is an honour to be part of that community
Love and kisses
Luke
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If I tell my partner how I like it, "go slower, faster hold it firmer" am I having oral sex as well?
If I lay on my arm in a particular way my hand goes numb if I wank then it feel like someone else is doing it! lol
Luke