does it hurt you when you go on top? (during sex)
lol ok, good stuff, wicked film. just not to sure about the ending. enjoy it.
are gay people a little queer or are queer people a little gay?
1. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 123456789,87654321
4. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
if the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
5. 'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
6. Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
7. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you could find the letter a ?
A. One thousand.
8. Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
9. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
10. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase 'goodnight, sleep
tight'.
11. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon.
12. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King. The King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The
placard had F.*.* K (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
Now you know where that word came from.
13. Last but not least: In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden' and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
has nobody ever woken up with anyone then thought oh my god what have i done! or drunkenly slept with a real minger and straight after think...oh dear!?
True or just a myth? also the one about....you dicks as big as the gap between your thumb and the finger next to it (dont know the proper name lol).
The thumb one seems true with me lol
"Why are we just here to amuse you?".....(in his best Joe Pesci voice)
haha that actually did amuse me
im sure the fact that you teach PE will attract many, thanks for letting us know.
i'll live. was just trying to start a fun convo as the forum seemed abit slow today, never mind hey.
because its more funny reading what you lot have done
anybody really regreted anything the next morning?
if you are pm me and we can take it from there
dont mind travelling a short distance either, anyone who knows me or wants to get to know me drop me a pm or leave a post, cheers.
what you guys up to? for me its just a trip down the local tonight and a boring night tomorrow! chances of sex pretty low lol!
when you are on your own you can wank!
good idea
being horny is not good when you are at work....alone
so have to wait 20mins in my car sweating my bollox off as its a hot day. Shes txting me and ringing me being dirty though so its not too bad. She finally turns up,in tight shorts and a little top with no bra 
but tells me we cant go in hers, so i have to drive somwhere. She takes me to a busy car park but i say noooo this is too obvious! So we go somewhere else, next thing i know she has rubbing my cock through my jeans, im instantally excited! lol. she then unzips then and tells me im big for a young man! haha love it! was getting far too horny so just pulled over and started playing with her tits and she starts to u know what....we move on as people are starting to notice, go to some quiet road where she performed oral sex on me! all in all a good meet! lol 
