Ban alcohol, legalise cannabis.
Train conductors who announce that "we shall soon arrive into Bristol Templemeads Station Stop". People who park their cars on pavements. Women whose perfume smells like vinegar or people who reek of garlic and then turn up their noses at the smell of my roll-ups. Young boys with their trousers halfway down their skinny bums. Young girls (or boys) who keep tossing their hair about. Cash machines which tell me my 'request' is being processed. (It's not a request, it's a demand-it's my bloody money). Australians. The voices of Caroline Wyatt and Orla Guerin. Police officers who 'proceed' down the street when the rest of us walk down it. People who pick their nose in public. Girls who totter about in high heels when there are several centimetres of snow on the ground. Packets which are seemingly designed not to be easily opened. Public school pupils who bray or whinny depending on their who wear sunglasses and chew gum with their mouths open. 25 year olds who contact us when we explicitly state that we are looking for men over 40. Computers. My right boot which creaks when I walk. More Australians. People who stand in my way on escalators when I want to walk up and thus avoid becoming as unhealthy and fit as they are. Cranky, irascible people who find everyone and everything else irritating, and people who have no sense of humour. Oh yes, and even more Australians.
We have had experience of three men joining us for mmfs. has had problems rising to the occasion and every one of them has pleaded 'nerves' as the reason. We have discussed this with each other and find this hard to believe firstly because each of those men was an experienced swinger and secondly because we are a friendly couple who not only have no problems about sex but no problems talking about it either. Has anyone else encountered this kind of problem and can anyone offer us any advice?
Has anyone noticed how the gutter-press has focused on the 'weird appearance' of Christopher Jefferies, the suspect in the Jo Yeates murder case? Perhaps the readers of the Daily Mail , The Sun, and other comics haven't noticed that football hooligans and other yobs, paedophiles and murderers usually have 'normal appearances' (and frequently read 'newspapers' such as the Daily Mail and The Sun)