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Master of Sex
Quote by sheddy
:whistling: :whistling:
Getting worried about you sheddy.... youve got a flump perversion
Master of Sex
Maybe Dawn and Shireen are there already and have raided it :lol:
:lol: Master of Sex
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My question is, why am I always so tired all the time
Late nights posting in the forums Dawn
At your age you can't burn the candle both ends
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Master of Sex
Quote by Rich_and_dee
ok what did i do?????????
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Rich has probably cut our fone line :cry:
You overloaded it with your sexyness :rascal:
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Quote by Rich_and_dee
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Actually now I think of it it's not the four tops now... It's more like the six tops :lol2:
ta shireen............i typed six tops in my search engine and it came up with
Sink Tops {jeezussssssssssss}
Im kinky but i dont do the kitchen thing........lmao
gives deb a flash
Dee... Debs said :lickface: and :moon: at ya
from you.... that ok? :rascal: Master of Sex
Quote by Dawn_MidsOh a clue.... Erm.....
I am trying to think of a song by the four tops :lol2:
Tie Me Down and Take Me Hard
No idea if it's a song title but it sounds good to me :rascal: :giggle:
Have a feeling I could possibly have made that one up
But who cares :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Think your dreaming again Dawn
Sometimes dreams come true :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
They would if you came down here
:rascal: Master of Sex
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I am trying to think of a song by the four tops :lol2:
Reach out i'll be there?
You're right you know :thumbup: :lol2:
I'm always right
Master of Sex
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I am trying to think of a song by the four tops :lol2:
Tie Me Down and Take Me Hard
No idea if it's a song title but it sounds good to me :rascal: :giggle:
Have a feeling I could possibly have made that one up
But who cares :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Think your dreaming again Dawn
Master of Sex
Quote by Rich_and_dee
hwoar: hiya paul, give deb a kiss from me
I'll give her a big
from you Dee Master of Sex
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I am trying to think of a song by the four tops :lol2:
Reach out i'll be there?
Master of Sex
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Robbie Williams {hands off hes mine}
Harrison Ford {well id have him too}
David Essex {i still think hes sexy}
:giggle:
Oh I'd have any of the above :giggle:
Twice :eeek: :rascal:
Greedy
Master of Sex
Quote by Shireen_Mids
We may well do southukcouple once we have worn out the 3 we are currently on our way to
Won't you be worn out too? :grin: Need loads of energy to keep up with debs :rascal:
I'll make ya a
Master of Sex
Quote by Shireen_Mids
:lol2: southukcouple that's each and we can always get more :rascal:
Drop into ours :rascal: we have some here
Master of Sex
Quote by redpanthermanWot about Elastigirl!
There's something about Mr Incredible that does it for me
Fee
XX
hwoar: :inlove: :love: :love: :inlove: :rose:
Mmmmm now your talking... Elastigirl and Helen Parr's voice...
:lol: Master of Sex
Quote by ukvoyeur
There is one couple looking for single guys on this site repeatedly saying that they have lost previous replies. They ask anyone who has replied before to contact them again, promising to answer all. I have written to them three times - full individual replies with photo - not just "copy & paste" or "look at my profile" . All messages have been read but I have not yet received a single reply - not even a "**** off" Posting this sort of ad is just wasting genuine people's time.
Maybe they lost them again
:dunno: Master of Sex
Quote by delsutton
I've just seen an old 1920's B&W Mickey Mouse cartoon and Minnie looked really sexy. Am I alone in having this fantasy or are there other cartoon characters that have sex appeal. Marge, for example, oozes a certain sensuality, as does Wilma Flintstone. And as for that one-eyed woman in Futurama, well....
Minnie Mouse??
:? But then again... Daphne had a cute little wiggle from Scooby Doo
Master of Sex
Quote by cockslut
we tried most things but not a loaf (yet), do you warm it up a bit first in microwave / oven get it near to body temperature?
Or get it soggy? squelch squelch
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Quote by dambuster
i fucked a tart once, so nothing unusual witha bit of bread banging in my book........
staggy
xx
I think that would depend if the tart was strawberry, or lemon curd; and whether the bread is wholemeal or granary.
Think the bits in the granary would hurt... all that friction
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Quote by redpanthermanask glroy see what he has to say about it
What is a glroyhole ?
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
better ask how big glroy's hole is
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Quote by southukcouple
There's your answer Sheddy
:thumbup: Thats jsut what I needed I'll have them fitted to my bedroom, It'll improve mylooks no end :lol: :lol: :lol:
Depends if you glow in the dark though :lol: :lol:
... And depends what you want to glow :shock: :lol:
Master of Sex
Quote by sheddy
There's your answer Sheddy
:thumbup: Thats jsut what I needed I'll have them fitted to my bedroom, It'll improve mylooks no end :lol: :lol: :lol:
Depends if you glow in the dark though :lol: :lol:
Master of Sex
I don't know really... never tried one
But if it's black would any light shine through?....
: :?: :?: :?:
But if it's black would any light shine through?....
: :?: :?: :?: 