Pass on the URL, i dunno why it was removed as it doesnt link to any other site or has any conflict of interest, maybe someone can fill me why?
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steff35
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · South Yorkshire
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Sexlightened
Well.............what can i say, BIG thank you to Pebbles and Demon, what a fab night, was really really good, enjoyed it from start to finish! excellent venue, excellent company and excellent entertainment 
Darkfire......thanks for the threats, they worked i enjoyed myself so much more :wink:
BiPaula&Andy.....nice to meet ya again, (Andy how was the after party lmao?)
Redwine......Nice to meet ya again, how old ???? LOL
Lilmiss......Not pissed for a change, im impressed :wink:
The Muttleys.........nice to meet ya both again, is it time you went home yet?
Susiebabes & Huxley.......Good to see ya
ShellynAllan..........Good to meet you
Liverpoolcouple...........Good to meet you also :)
Shelly...............what can i say, perfect company again, how r ya legs :wink:
Anyone else i met and missed off, it was a cracking night, roll on the next one (4th Feb!)
Steff
Darkfire......thanks for the threats, they worked i enjoyed myself so much more :wink:
BiPaula&Andy.....nice to meet ya again, (Andy how was the after party lmao?)
Redwine......Nice to meet ya again, how old ???? LOL
Lilmiss......Not pissed for a change, im impressed :wink:
The Muttleys.........nice to meet ya both again, is it time you went home yet?
Susiebabes & Huxley.......Good to see ya
ShellynAllan..........Good to meet you
Liverpoolcouple...........Good to meet you also :)
Shelly...............what can i say, perfect company again, how r ya legs :wink:
Anyone else i met and missed off, it was a cracking night, roll on the next one (4th Feb!)
Steff
Sexlightened
Well i must thank Marcuso for another great party! or should i say Ali G, quite uncanny really 
Im not great at rememebering names of all those i met , but thanks to those who we enjoyed a pre party drink at the hotel, good to meet you all again :lol:
Darkfire..........mwaaaah
Vicky-UK......nice to meet ya hun xxxxx
Pebbles and Demon........caught ya just before ya left, nice to see ya again xxxx
Midlandslady....good to see you made it, even though we didnt speak, have to put that right next time xxxx
Paula and Andy.....good to meet you both, great company and table cloth wrecker! xxx (and lift to marcs xxx)
Bi Guy Notts.......nice to meet ya again matey
Jim Sep Male.......good to meet you too
Sleazy and NN........life saver with the lift back to the hotel, forever in ya debt, cheers both of you xxx
Finally big thanks to Shelly, what a great night hun, purrfect and had a brill time
And anyone else i have forgotten....thanks to you all :lol:
Steff
Im not great at rememebering names of all those i met , but thanks to those who we enjoyed a pre party drink at the hotel, good to meet you all again :lol:
Darkfire..........mwaaaah
Vicky-UK......nice to meet ya hun xxxxx
Pebbles and Demon........caught ya just before ya left, nice to see ya again xxxx
Midlandslady....good to see you made it, even though we didnt speak, have to put that right next time xxxx
Paula and Andy.....good to meet you both, great company and table cloth wrecker! xxx (and lift to marcs xxx)
Bi Guy Notts.......nice to meet ya again matey
Jim Sep Male.......good to meet you too
Sleazy and NN........life saver with the lift back to the hotel, forever in ya debt, cheers both of you xxx
Finally big thanks to Shelly, what a great night hun, purrfect and had a brill time
And anyone else i have forgotten....thanks to you all :lol:
Steff
Sexlightened
Quote by cheekychimp
neither-The Charlatans :P
minx x x
Agreed, the charlatans were the business, soooo much better!
Give over...x......hope you haven't split anymore of those very expensive dashboards..?
CheekyChimp.....
Nah.......just the one!
and the Charlatans were do much better than the other riff raff!
Riff Raff.....excellent.......you are the Tom Tom man aren't you...?
Not quite the tom tom man, but sat nav yes
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Quote by cheekychimp
neither-The Charlatans :P
minx x x
Agreed, the charlatans were the business, soooo much better!
Give over...x......hope you haven't split anymore of those very expensive dashboards..?
CheekyChimp.....
Nah.......just the one!
and the Charlatans were do much better than the other riff raff!
Sexlightened
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
met a guy once who asked me to stuff his erect cock with rice grains, Managed to get quite a lot down, but now wondering how boring the stuffing was! Love parsely and thyme myself!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You are joking arent you?
OMG i hope it is.................. :shock:
Sexlightened
Quote by steff35
Hi Ya Marc
Is it too late for putting my name down?, i thought i was working and had another engagement booked but i have realised that im a muppet and looked at the wrong date!
Cheers, Steff
Sure thing Steff.
I'll put you on the list as confirmed. Can you let me know if you need a hotel list please?
Cheers
Marcuso
If ya can pm it to me matey that would be good, i havent arranged anything as yet.
Better get a wiggle on!
Steff
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Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Certainly my dear................................................nips out for some more sage and onion and sausage meat
Then has a shower and preens himself in preparation for the nibbling and stuffing ceremony. :wink:
I want some of the stuffing your having, it aint no paxo i can tell!
:shock: you want Muttley to stuff you too? :grin:
Ohhhhhhhh no.................just wanted to know the brand of stuffing, cos it wasnt paxo!
Sexlightened
Quote by The Muttleys
Certainly my dear................................................nips out for some more sage and onion and sausage meat
Then has a shower and preens himself in preparation for the nibbling and stuffing ceremony. :wink:
I want some of the stuffing your having, it aint no paxo i can tell!
Sexlightened
Quote by The Muttleys
ooooowch mrandmrs bedz :shock:
Ive never sent a cock to anyone...ever, and never will. I tend to rely on my personality to overcome any shortcomings there may be elsewhere.
As for the stuffing..........sage and onion with some sausage meat and turkey juices, roasted in balls in the oven...yummm.
LMAO......................thats my sunday morning chckle!
Thanks Muttleys
Sexlightened
mmmmmmmm its always a quandry that aint it, surely if your getting intimate with some then surely the natural passing of air shouldnt offend in there company, but the danger is that it smells the room out, the noise aint the problem, its the bloody smell afterwards!
so.......maybe as well as the purchase of condoms, ky and other essentials you may or may not have brought, the addition of some air freshner to the list isnt such a bad idea, just looks a little wierd on a meet thats all!
Steff
so.......maybe as well as the purchase of condoms, ky and other essentials you may or may not have brought, the addition of some air freshner to the list isnt such a bad idea, just looks a little wierd on a meet thats all!
Steff
Sexlightened
Quote by Osmosis
Why is it not right to hit a woman that has just smacked you in the mouth for no apparent reason?
Cos the feminists will cut off your balls and sacrifice them
Quote by steff35
as they did with Ross Kemp, and look at the out cry there, the press ridiculed him and that just wasnt on!
The minor difference there is he's given the appearance of being a 'tough guy not to be messed with' attitude, quite intimidating and not someone you'd want to meet in a dark alley when he's angry. To have it known that he was beaten up by a woman is similar to the playground attitude when finding out the biggest, meanest kid in school was beaten by the skinny wimpy kid.
Doesnt make it right tho, does it
Sexlightened
This is a serious thread, and to be honest should be discussed openly, not being on the recieving end of a hiding from a female i can't speak from experience, but i can definately see the stigma.
The biggest problem is the "whimp" label that gets attached as soon as you go for help/police or friends etc........
And then problem is if you do report it and it has to go to court, the press will print it, as they did with Ross Kemp, and look at the out cry there, the press ridiculed him and that just wasnt on!
So.......how can attitudes change when the backward press still feel the need to print and ridicule anyone for being assulted.
Rant over !
steff
The biggest problem is the "whimp" label that gets attached as soon as you go for help/police or friends etc........
And then problem is if you do report it and it has to go to court, the press will print it, as they did with Ross Kemp, and look at the out cry there, the press ridiculed him and that just wasnt on!
So.......how can attitudes change when the backward press still feel the need to print and ridicule anyone for being assulted.
Rant over !
steff
Sexlightened
Quote by Calista
When I was a kid I absolutely loved Charlton and the Wheelies. I think the witch had a Welsh accent but can anyone remember her name?
Fenella
(bought my kids them all on video as I loved it so much)
Calista your a right mind of information aint ya
you not cheating are ya? not using google ??????
Steff x
Yep ... I'm fabulous on a Pub quiz team!
I just absorb crap information and retain it
Sometimes I google, but usually I know who/what and answer is I just want to confirm it.
C x
Next time im at a pub quiz your on the list as a team member!
steff x
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Quote by Calista
When I was a kid I absolutely loved Charlton and the Wheelies. I think the witch had a Welsh accent but can anyone remember her name?
Fenella
(bought my kids them all on video as I loved it so much)
Calista your a right mind of information aint ya
you not cheating are ya? not using google ??????
Steff x
Sexlightened
Quote by Dawn_Mids
well thanks for that Dawn.....................i have made suitable prick of myself there lmao
i will have to go have a look see.................Doh
steff (crawls back to mingers corner) xxxx
Get out mingers corner :lol2:
Loads of people have made the same mistake
Dawn :silly:
Thanks Dawn mwaaaah xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by sleazy
Just thought of another from my childhood.......who can rememeber the animated classic Battle of the Planets!
And for a bonus shag (ladies only btw) who can name the robot that protected the hero's?
Steff (he of sado trivia)
7-zark-7 (or 1-rover-1 AS WELL IN LATER EPISODES) and sorry but i don't want the shag lol
Thank god for that
no offence sleazy...lol
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Quote by freckledbird
awaits his invites.........................lmao
sorry cant think of any in mine just yet, just celebrity one's and they dont count
You don't choose them, it's the people on the members list who are either side of you. To find out, click on 'members' above, then use the drop- down sort by 'number of posts' then drop down 'descending' then 'sort'. The list of members then comes up and you just have to locate yourself and note who is above and below you.
Mine are currently:
Dawn_Mids
Mal
FB
Mal
FB
Missy
FB
Missy
KitKat
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Cheers all.......i got the message now Doh
steff xxxxx
Sexlightened
Quote by Calista
Just thought of another from my childhood.......who can rememeber the animated classic Battle of the Planets!
And for a bonus shag (ladies only btw) who can name the robot that protected the hero's?
Steff (he of sado trivia)
7-zark-7
The kids had it on earlier :giggle:
C x
Wooohoooooooooo Calista wins.....when ya gonna collect....lmao
steff xx
