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steve_1
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steve_1
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Liver.. and butter beans for me...
and why do people always pinch a chip of your plate? You wouldn't dream of taking a carrot of someone's plate.. so why a f***ing chip? Grrr..
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Quote by Alexandra
p.s. See I was economical with my post this time - I could have got 3 of of this!!!!!!

so was I.. just the one this time Alex..
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Quote by Alexandra
PS I only added another post on here to get my numbers up - I had to overtake the sarge

... frivolous post-count increasing? Tut tut...
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We have a couple of oddies, but which social club hasn't?
Sappho xxx

Has Bill joined?
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You just come on in when you feel good and ready Alex...
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yikes that is close... not at the hospital by any chance?
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Quote by Alexandra
Lol Steve
Well if we get told off on here for doing that, I'm going to be in the dog house permanently!

It's a tight squeeze in there.. there are few of us in it regularly, but you're welcome to join us.
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phew.... glad you said that Alex
I might get told off for picking on his grammar.
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Quote by Alexandra
Hi all
I'm a relative newbie. I was on here under another ID but i attracted a number of creepy stalkers so the administrators kindly removed my ID and I was able to re-register.
Love, Alex x

Well thats got me wondering what your ID used to be and what you posted in the past.
Anyway Alex.. welcome aboard (again) the good ship swinger. have fun!
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And good soldier NEVER closes his eyes!!!! wink lol

you can watch for me... better just check with Sappho.
she says she's fine with you watching too
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just keep your eyes firmly shut ernie... you won't see a thing.
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na m'lady.. more lyk andbags at firty paces me finks..
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not picking on anyone.. was just having a bit of fun..
sorry if you were offended mr blakj tyrese.
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Quote by bluexxx
Bloody ell, I pop out fa 10 mins, and it look like yu lot ave been at the cooking sherry again rolleyes lol

you getting into this freestyle speech too Blue?
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Revenge is a fish best served cold - I shall bide my time and think up something really evil!
Actually, that could take some time - I'm just too nice for revenge. Bugger!

...surely you mean a dish served cold?
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he'll live hylc...
we're only teasing. and how shit is the weather in leicester today...it's freezing
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Stick around and get to know us - we're really awful to know!
Sappho xxx

speak for yourself.. we're all quite nice really.
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blue... tut tut..
you better change your signature to say that you're a tinker. some people might not know, and might ask you incessantly.
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mmm..
getting nice images of your hands being everywhere.
steve wink
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I didn't expect you to dot i's and cross t's.. but i did think that you would have a modicum of modesty and be able to spell profession..
that's all..
and yes.. let's all get along.
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Quote by tyrese
no i am not..why you think so?

don't sound like no solicitor to me..
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