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stockinglegs
1 month ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Dean, have you started this thread to distract people from the Blame Deancannock thread? lol
A fellow perv told Mr S about SH and Mr S told me ........ eventually rolleyes Very glad he did.
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I find it a physical impossibility to put my left shoe on first - I don't think it's a superstition - I just can't do it!
I can't walk on man-hole covers; borrowed lights or those metal things covering delivery shutes.
If I spill salt I have to throw some over my left shoulder - no idea why.
I have quite a few more but don't really want to admit to them biggrin
H.x

The superstition goes that the devil stands looking over your left shoulder. I don't know if the salt is supposed to make him go away or just annoy him lol
I always go out of the same door I came in through.
I never put new shoes on the table.
If I give someone a purse as a gift I always put some silver in it.
Congratulations Mr & Mrs Cherry kiss
Here's to many more happy years together :cheers:
Love from Mr & Mrs S xxxx
The first ten years are the worst lol
Well done that woman , as soon as they saw your assets the job was yours xxxxxxxxxx, hope all goes well for you , well done once again xxxxxxx
We're sorry to see you go Rachey but so glad that you are happy.
Very best wishes to you and the bump
Love from Mr & Mrs Stocks xxxxx
I think it would have been reported before now if there was going to be a new Doctor. I'm hoping there won't be. Christopher Eggleston was good but David Tennant is fantastic.
So glad to find some other Doctor Who fans on here. From the looks I got when I said I watched it I was beginning to feel redface about mentioning it.
Ooooh Steve will gladly do it, do you want a lethal injection or some other preferred way!! lol

He doesn't like needles lol It will have to be some other way.
We aren't going to be able to make it now sad We hope you all have a great night, especially the birthday girls xxx
A big thank you Dean for organising another great camp kiss Where else would you get such wonderful company, a wedding, a quiz, skinny dipping and a game of rounders.
The wedding was very moving. Dean cut a dash in his tux and shorts and Miss Slut looked beautiful in a creation of her own - the addition of practical accessories was inspired wink Shame the best man didn't show but Thomas was prepared to stand in.
Thank you also to Dork & Windy for the hot potatoes and superb breakfast.
Yes it blew a gale, but on the bright side the wind dried all the rain off of our tent.
Well done Dean! Roll on Mids Camp 2009
i blame dean for the """ you have been logged out our technical team will investigate "" message that i always friggin get
Dean get your act together !!!!pmsl
Introducing...
Boobie and Crusty Chicken-Dunkin lol
Goose, or should I say Crusty Gizzard Sniffer, I always had my suspicions about you wink
We're thinking of your friend Miss Slut, our hearts go out to her. God bless you for being there for her x
We think we can make this one biggrin school breaks up 23rd. Put us down as provisional please xx
Overheard near a river yesterday.
"I wanna go dahn to the waw'ah"
I had to be dragged away muttering "There is a T in waTer!!!!!"
Ok I'm a snob

We put two T's in water in Derbyshire lol
We're with you on this Naughty. For ourselves we're not too bothered if anyone found out but we keep it secret so that it doesn't have an adverse effect on our children.