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1 Dec 2004

Quote by drexl
my SO has small boobs, something i have always found to be very sexy, but i always feel to be in the minority as most other men seem to like boobs the bigger the better.
im honest when i talk to my friends about this, ie sat in the pub and a big chested woman walks by i will always say that i dont like them big, but how many people sit there and say they like big boobs just to fit in??

Do people say they like Big Boobs just to fit in????
Personally I dont think I have ever said anthing to fit in (well not since school anyway!!)
With regards to boobs I like mine small - but as I'm getting older they seem to getting bigger and as I wear tight tops it can sometimes be a bit embarrasing.
With regards to girls boobs I feel that size is irrelavant but shape is important.
hmmmm......girls boobs...........
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1 Dec 2004

Quote by Elissamay
Pizza Restaurant ;)

I agree Mark, i think Pizza is awful. :uhoh:
And thats why you're wrong. rolleyes

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1 Dec 2004

Quote by Mark
Call me a pedant if you like, but I thought it was Oxy moron.

It is - but Libra wrote it (and we like her) and we would never correct a lady in open forum!!!
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1 Dec 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Well - I know I will look like a bit of an oximoron to you - nothing new there then - but - what is an oximoron?

Its a statement of contradictions.
eg
A Generous Scotsman..!!! wink

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or
An Intelligent Irishman...!!!! wink

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1 Dec 2004

Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Now I didnt actually mind Resident Evil as a boring Saturday night/better then watching the Lottery type film, now Ghost Ship is a different matter :shock:

Sorry, cant let you get away with that.......!!!!
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OMG did you think was trying to gatecrash your thread. Sorry I wasnt trying to do that. redface

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Hi Pinky
Nothing to do with gatcrashing - just cant let you get away with saying that you didnt mind Resident Evil.....!!!!!
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by Elissamay
Blue, you're unconditionally invited to any of our parties....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Mxxx

I second that.
And if I can think or a way of legitamitely thirding it I'll do that aswell........!!!!
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by Mark
in fact we were sitting there with black clouds of depression hanging over us

I know those clouds.
They swept in to the lounge and surrounded us like a poisonous Bruckhiemer induced fog, choking us of the will to watch.
So 'Beautiful Joe' was also by Jerry Bruckhiemer..??????
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by Elissamay
I think that a relationship can survive a certain amount of jealousy - its almost a token of how much you care about someone if the fear of losing them is huge - but once the trust is gone it never comes back......

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I totally disagree with that in our situation it was gone for a while but it has come back stronger than ever.

Obviously different people will have different life expereinces and different opinions and if you have found that whatever happend with you guys has brought you together and made your relationship stronger thats great.
Personally I would have to say that trust is extremely precious and extremely fragile and once its been broken its almost impossible to ever repair.
Dxxx

30 Nov 2004

Quote by Mark
Has anyone ever seen Beautiful Joe . We were staying round friends and thought we'd put on a movie while they were out. After digging around their video collection we thought we'd give it a go...
I suspect it was initially part of some experiment into how far peoples' toes can curl without actually turning in on themselves - although I don't know how they got it past the Ethics Committee.
Truly awful. Truly truly bowel-shatteringly awful.

I think I actually want to see it now - if only for the science!! wink

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30 Nov 2004

Quote by master55
Seeking whatever

I think someone should call his bluff....!!! wink

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30 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Seeking whatever

:laughabove:
That has to be the crappest post ever!
He could be being spiritual......
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Actually bluexxx I read an article( ) about them and one of the organisers said you wouldn't go out to a restuarant and eat crap food so why have sex with crap people - thats the gist of what he said - honest!
Be afraid,be very afraid - they are..The Stepford Swingers!

*ducks*
I am afraid to say it because of the flaming i got last time - but i can understand why they might want to run it like that, after all, it really does take all sorts....
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No Elissamay,I do understand why they are like what they like - but it seems odd to edit out beautiful people who aren't like models,but,true,its their choice.
Gosh - is that old Cheshnut still doing the rounds.......LOL!!
If you acknowledge that its their choice and claim to understand why they are like what they are like... why do think it odd???
Personally I have heard some very mixed reviews about Fever parties including some reports that our parties are better - which is always nice to hear!!
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
Now I didnt actually mind Resident Evil as a boring Saturday night/better then watching the Lottery type film, now Ghost Ship is a different matter :shock:

Sorry, cant let you get away with that.......!!!!
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by GenHertsCpl
1. We got off the Titanic first

At least that meant that Leonardo D'Cap bought the big one.....
So its not all bad.
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
Sorry i don't like honey.....its yuk yuk yuk...

Again, bloody picky!! sshh - were NOT asking you to eat it!!! lol

lol

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Just imagine all those Bee's.......

30 Nov 2004

Quote by staffy1981
Has anybody seen Resident Evil 2?
I aint seen the first one but having seen the second film i dont want to see it either.

Unfortunately I have seen the first one..........
It would take a reasonable amount of Duress to make me watch the 2nd!!!
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
Any way its ladies not ladys....

Picky, Kinky and Pedantic - what an interesting mix!! biggrin

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A Honey Fetish would make it a really interesting mix.....!!
DXxx

30 Nov 2004

Quote by amylou
Jealousy is either part of your personality or it isn't in my opinion, don't try and change it just find someone who can deal with it.

Yes I agree with this to an extent - Jealousy is part of a personality but it is usually caused by insecurities.
If you can deal with the insecurities then the Jealousy wont exist anymore.
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
Can anyone suggest some really good stuff? - i've been frightened to spend over Â£10 on a a bottle in case i hate it, so before i start spending over a tenner on a bottle i thought i'd ask for recommendations.

You really really cannot go wrong with a Wolf Blass.
I would recommend the Cab/Sauv - it has a Yellow Label and is about Â£9 a bottle.
If in doubt a Rioja is always a safe bet and you can usually get a decent one for about Â£5
We actually enjoy spending time finding the cheapest good wine that we can - we found a Rioja in a Supermarket for that knocked spots off many other dearer wines.
TBH half the fun is finding out what 'YOU' like.
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Does anyone think a relationship can survive when there is a lot of jealoisy and mis trust in it?

In my opinion & experience once the rot of mistrust has well and truly set in there is no going back.
Dxx

30 Nov 2004

Hello There.
A Big Thank You to all who came last Saturday and made that party the biggest one of ours yet - word is spreading and our parties are growing!!!! wink

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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25898.html
The next Party will be on Saturday 5th February
Our Parties are Predominantly Soft-Swing and are perfectly suited to 'new-to-scene' people who want to check out parties.
The Venue we use features an Indoor Heated Pool & a dedicated Play Room.
As always these parties are for Couples & Females only.
We do not make any exceptions to this rule even if you are really nice and think that we might - we wont. So Single Guys please dont waste our time & yours.
If you are interested in coming along please drop us an email telling us abit about you and please include pics.

D&Mxxx

30 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love

Well in that caes we''ll see if we can get some of 'us' over to you instead..!!!

Dxxx

Yipee :bounce: :taz: :happy:
Need an email address off ya hunny.
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by PJ1
Another film in the "worst movie of the year awards", has to be "House of the dead", based on the arcade game. Its so bad it even relies of footage from the game to carry it along, and has been voted the 29th worst film of all time, out of over 250,000 films...

I can think of any 'Game to Film' conversion that has been any good.
Havent seen any of the Tomb Raiders - and I'm quite happy about that!!!
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
This isn't like me but just been into the Photo ads and someone is looking for, basically full unprotected sex.

I once came across an ad that was looking for people to attend what the ad refered to as 'Breeder Parties' where the sole aim was to get as much spunk from as many different men into the women present.
I wasnt sure if it was a wind up or not.
If not then there are some seriously stupid people out there......
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
I watched the first 10 minutes, then turned it off.

King Arthur or Open water..?????
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30 Nov 2004

Quote by deancannock
I watched King arthur on the plane......i thought it was alright.....yea they took liberties with storyline.....and I know as a plane flyer you are preety bored....but thought I would give it 6 out of 10.....seen worse !!!

I could accept liberties with a story if the end result was of quality - this however....
6/10..???!! I feel you are far too generous.
I havent seen worse this year.
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30 Nov 2004

Have you seen it yet????
If you haven't yet - dont
Let me spare you an agonisingly dull couple of hours or was it days......
Once again Bruckhiemer lends his Hollywood weight to a truly fantastic story and f*cks it up with that Inverted Midas Touch that he seems to posses.
I am a fan of Clive Owen however in this film he sucked.
Even the Battles scenes were dull.
So please, save yourselves - do not watch this film.
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29 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Think its the other way round, brazilian is the one with the 'landing strip' I always call the completely shaven style 'porn star'.

No No No......
Brazillian is all gone.
Hollywood is the landing strip.
Next? wink

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29 Nov 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Can you be sure that it isnt you in the pic???

Dxxx

I can, you were asking me weren't you?
No - but cheers anyway..!!!
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29 Nov 2004

Quote by cplonamission
Now can I have a pop at that one?
# Posting pictures in the photo ads section for which you do not own the copyright, or posting pictures that are simply fake, a joke, or don't actually contain any part of you in them, or worse, that include another party in them without obvious consent. Put simply, only post pictures of yourself/yourselves, nothing more or less.
Did you take the pic? Was it you? Is it your copyright or copyright free?

errr.......? :giveup: i was wrong there, we put it there for a joke but we did tell people that it was not us. just a bit of fun, like us biggrin

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Can you be sure that it isnt you in the pic???
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